Alright so thanks to Netflix instant streaming I finally saw this. Thank you so much god. It's great because it almost seems like this is a Tyler Perry movie but at the last minute a studio exec got nervous and threw in a white guy. Seriously every white person in the movie is either a bumbling idiot, nerdy or a violent asshole. Except of course Vanilla Ice and his girl. But wait her little brother worships him for....some reason.
The boyfriend who has to be an asshole so Ice can steal her away. Problem is that Ice comes off like the bigger asshole because the guy doesn't really do anything wrong until he smashes the bike. Up until that point he actually seems alright. Meanwhile how does Ice introduce himself? He flirts with her by knocking her off a horse. Just ask Chris Reeves, it's hilarious. He steals her book. He publicly grinds all over her in front of everybody humiliating her boyfriend(who hasn't done anything wrong up to this point). And earlier within 2 seconds of seeing her agian with her boyfriend utters his famous line "drop the zero and get with the hero". Ohh and after defeating her ex and like 4 of his friends in hand to hand combat he uses the guys car as a ramp for his motor cycle. The movie basically asks you to hate him for driving a nice car. Ohh wait I guess he does complain about not having sex with her after forgiving her for dry humping Ice......so I guess he deserves it right?
Oh and I almost forgot the most racist part (ya know besides Ice's entire act). The whole premise rests on the fact that Ice hangs around with 3 black friends.One of their bikes break down and they are stuck in the town for a couple days waiting for it to get fixed. During this time Ice is having an adventure fighting preppy ex's, gangsters and seducing rich girls. What are his friends doing? Having thier own adventure perhaps? Nope everytime we cut back to them for a second that are watching tv, goofing off , or just dancing by themselves never really leaving the house. However they do back Ice up when he break into a mega rap at the local spot. All in all this might be up there with Trolls 2. I hear people talking about Road house and Purple Rain but for me this si top of the heap. Because unlike Troll 2 this had a larger budget. To me bigger budget bad is ALWAYS better because the idea that someone saw that script and said great great heres millions to make it is hilarious.
