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post #1 of 25
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My wife found out she was pregnant over the weekend, and we're both super excited. I just had to gloat.
post #2 of 25
Congratulations, dude!
post #3 of 25
Congratulations to you both!*




*quick...stock up on any and all movies you wanna buy NOW before you start pricing baby clothes/furniture/diapers/formula
post #4 of 25
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Originally Posted by teledork
*quick...stock up on any and all movies you wanna buy NOW before you start pricing baby clothes/furniture/diapers/formula

Way ahead of you dude. Luckily, if it's a boy, I can buy transformers "for him" and then steal them when he isn't looking. If it's a girl I'm SOL.
post #5 of 25
Congrats.
post #6 of 25
Congrats! Enjoy every moment and be a good dad.
post #7 of 25
Quote:
Originally Posted by teledork
Congratulations to you both!*




*quick...stock up on any and all movies you wanna buy NOW before you start pricing baby clothes/furniture/diapers/formula
Teledork is right on the money. Embrace Netflix for a while!

Congrats! Nothing will change you as fundamentally as this.
post #8 of 25
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Originally Posted by radical friends
My wife found out she was pregnant over the weekend, and we're both super excited. I just had to gloat.
Gloat away.


High five!
post #9 of 25
Congrats!
post #10 of 25
Congratulations, on celebrating your happy news, with everyone you love.
post #11 of 25
Welcome to the motherf**king club.

No... really.
post #12 of 25
I guess radical friends doesn't buy into the whole wait a while before shouting it from the rooftops thing. Like until it has formed genitals. It's never good to gloat when you've got nine months until you're actually a dad.
post #13 of 25
Thread Starter 
Thanks to all of you!


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Originally Posted by MikeShaynePI
I guess radical friends doesn't buy into the whole wait a while before shouting it from the rooftops thing. Like until it has formed genitals. It's never good to gloat when you've got nine months until you're actually a dad.
I'll gloat about that shapeless ball of cells as much as I want. I fucking created it, dude!
post #14 of 25
He's got you there PI, he's got you there.
post #15 of 25
post #16 of 25
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Originally Posted by MikeShaynePI
Is that Akbar?
post #17 of 25
Congrats Radical Friends! Stock up on sleep now!
post #18 of 25
Congrats.
post #19 of 25
Quote:
Originally Posted by radical friends
Way ahead of you dude. Luckily, if it's a boy, I can buy transformers "for him" and then steal them when he isn't looking. If it's a girl I'm SOL.
Pfft, you can get a girl Transformers. And then steal them when she isn't looking.
post #20 of 25
Congrats on your properly working reproductive organs! Those of us without such proof stand in jealousy and awe.
post #21 of 25
Congratulations.

Remember, start the mental conditioning early. Suggest the code word for your psychological back door into your spawn's mind from day 1.

I recommend something innocuous...like Rumpelstiltskin.
post #22 of 25
Teach it wrong things just for the fun of it. Example: tell it that the word for lightbulb is a candle, and vis versa.

In all seriousness, if your kid ever gets scared of monsters hiding under the bed or in a closet, just tell it that the secret to killing monsters is laughter; they hate to see kids smile and be happy, so if you think there's monster lurking about, think of the funniest thing you can think of. Worked for me. It will work for you. It will also get your kid to shut up about the fucking monsters.
post #23 of 25
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Originally Posted by Uncle Cthulhu
Well to be more accurate you're a man with a pregnant wife. Not to be a buzzkill, but you have at least 9 months to go before that happens. So don't break out the cigar's just yet.
Yeah, I realized that right after I posted. I was a little overzealous. Just pretend the thread reads "I'm gonna be a dad!"

So now what do I do with all these cigars?
post #24 of 25
Congrats, rf! I guess now, since I still haven't completed all of your music compilations, you can think of them as birthday gifts and baby shower gifts. Anyway, best of luck to you guys with the brewing baby.
post #25 of 25
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I hope it's a pilsner.
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