Let's see how sanctimonious you act when confronted by our real rocks, you pussies!
See? One of the many advantages of being a godless, amoral heathen.
EDIT: To answer Zooey, they apparently expect them to be the most flamboyant, feather-clad people ever. A girl that I went to high school with in Texas came out of the closet a few years ago, and a bunch of people posted on her Facebook about how "wow, I never could tell! You were so subtle about it!" followed by some pretty vile stuff that got deleted.
Like what the fuck was she supposed to do, walk around with "I Love The Bajingo" tattooed on her forehead?