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I can't stand shopping!

post #1 of 13
1/14/08 at 6:29pm
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So talk about not being able to fit into anything i want to wear! I tried to go shopping with my friends this weekend and it was a total bust. Everywhere i went, the clothes i was trying on- were just not fitting right! Talk about being depressed!!
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post #2 of 13
1/14/08 at 6:34pm
You and justdecent should get along famously, just make sure you're not prettier than her.
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post #3 of 13
1/14/08 at 6:39pm
I hope Lifetime television has a new show coming soon that will make me feel better about not being able to get my fat ass into the latest fashions.
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post #4 of 13
1/14/08 at 6:42pm
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Originally Posted by blueballoon
So talk about not being able to fit into anything i want to wear! I tried to go shopping with my friends this weekend and it was a total bust. Everywhere i went, the clothes i was trying on- were just not fitting right! Talk about being depressed!!
What product are you selling? Tell me now and cut out the bullshit.
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post #5 of 13
1/14/08 at 6:49pm
My pants ripped on the crotch the other day and I forgot about them. I just threw them on to go out and check the mail, and didn't realize my balls were swinging wild and free till I felt a little chilly down below. I almost ended up flashing some grammar school kids and had to cover my batch with a Publisher's Clearing House envelope.

(I really wish that were a lie)

But boy do I need to go shopping! I hate it too! We're so alike, me and blueballoon!
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post #6 of 13
1/14/08 at 9:42pm
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Originally Posted by blueballoon
Everywhere i went, the clothes i was trying on- were just not fitting right! Talk about being depressed!!
Try sewing two tarps together then.

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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello
My pants ripped on the crotch the other day and I forgot about them. I just threw them on to go out and check the mail, and didn't realize my balls were swinging wild and free till I felt a little chilly down below.
Try sewing Two Tarps together then.
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post #7 of 13
1/14/08 at 9:58pm
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello
My pants ripped on the crotch the other day and I forgot about them. I just threw them on to go out and check the mail, and didn't realize my balls were swinging wild and free till I felt a little chilly down below. I almost ended up flashing some grammar school kids and had to cover my batch with a Publisher's Clearing House envelope.

(I really wish that were a lie)

But boy do I need to go shopping! I hate it too! We're so alike, me and blueballoon!
Have you considered eschewing pants altogether and going for kilts instead?



Och, 'tis a hit you'll be with many a fair Colleen, lad!
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post #8 of 13
1/14/08 at 10:22pm
After reading the opening post, all I could do was tilt my head approximately 32 degrees to the left and try to free-associate words that would somehow lead to the answer to this riddle.

I haven't quite gotten it yet, but I have a feeling it's probably a coded advert reminding us to drink our Ovaltine.
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post #9 of 13
1/14/08 at 10:25pm
You know who be shopping? Women. Also black men and white men do things in different humorous ways.
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post #10 of 13
1/15/08 at 3:38am
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Originally Posted by summer smile
After reading the opening post, all I could do was tilt my head approximately 32 degrees to the left and try to free-associate words that would somehow lead to the answer to this riddle.

I haven't quite gotten it yet, but I have a feeling it's probably a coded advert reminding us to drink our Ovaltine.
It's just more Cloverfield marketing.
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post #11 of 13
1/15/08 at 4:08am
Ovaltine is bigger than Cloverfield could ever hope to be.
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post #12 of 13
1/15/08 at 5:01am
Holy shit, that's always been one of my big fantasies! Seriously, I've been dreaming about it for years.

Are you my angel, Cow Puncher?
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post #13 of 13
1/15/08 at 5:05am
Do all that, sure...but make sure that, after every couple of items, you drop the order separator down.

JUUUST to keep em guessing.

Also, Ovaltine should be in every section. You can switch up sizes and flavors, that's ok.
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