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Sex toy triggers bomb scare in Sweden

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Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo; always use the indefinite article "a dildo", never..."your dildo".
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How often do bombs hum and vibrate?
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Originally Posted by MikeShaynePI
How often do bombs hum and vibrate?
Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while...
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That story is hilarious. This thread is already classic.
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The package was humming and vibrating suspiciously...
Well, I'm fine, then. My package vibrates casually.
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How embarrassing would it be to come home and find that your mail had set off a bomb scare? And yes, it is funny that no one is implicated as the owner of the parcel. This is why things should be mailed without the batteries installed!
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