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post #101 of 1009
1/30/08 at 5:04pm
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An album that we used to have, the one we got our first wet hump to.
(*Sobs*) Please, no...

Seriously, great as always, Nick - thanks for these.
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post #102 of 1009
1/30/08 at 5:11pm
That might be my favorite one.

"The wrong half!!"
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post #103 of 1009
1/30/08 at 5:17pm
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(*Sobs*) Please, no...
Air Supply?
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post #104 of 1009
1/30/08 at 6:00pm
You're frighteningly close...
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post #105 of 1009
1/31/08 at 2:03am
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Long ass one. An a brand new Mary Worth!

http://chud.com/articles/blogs/53/A-...and-Johan.html
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post #106 of 1009
1/31/08 at 4:37am
.................................................. ...................^
.................................................. .................Narc
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post #107 of 1009
1/31/08 at 2:01pm
"That woman is luminous. If only she were six" - oh, God, so wrong...
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post #108 of 1009
1/31/08 at 2:26pm
The return of new MWW is triumphant.
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post #109 of 1009
1/31/08 at 2:27pm
Mets rule!
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post #110 of 1009
1/31/08 at 2:33pm
Even if the Mary Worth was just that first panel, it would still be one of the best things ever.
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post #111 of 1009
2/1/08 at 2:31pm
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http://chud.com/articles/blogs/61/A-...n-Address.html
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post #112 of 1009
2/1/08 at 2:51pm
Using Tostitos to represent the serious threat facing our border security is an interesting, understated choice. Many speakers would choose the more menacing visage of the Frito Bandito to really ram the point in the asshole.
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post #113 of 1009
2/1/08 at 4:39pm
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I am for the people.
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post #114 of 1009
2/1/08 at 5:04pm
That's a hall of famer!
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post #115 of 1009
2/1/08 at 5:24pm
I'm inspired on behalf of all shitty snack foods.
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post #116 of 1009
2/1/08 at 11:03pm
For the love of asshole, that was wonderful.
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post #117 of 1009
2/2/08 at 8:16pm
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http://chud.com/articles/blogs/71/A-...Rainy-Day.html
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post #118 of 1009
2/3/08 at 12:17pm
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http://chud.com/articles/blogs/65/A-...i-Jeebies.html
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post #119 of 1009
2/3/08 at 4:27pm
If I've never been a fan of anime, is this stuff likely to change my mind?
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post #120 of 1009
2/3/08 at 4:29pm
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If Miyazaki doesn't win you over, nothing will. Then again, I'm not a fan of anime either. But he transcends.
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post #121 of 1009
2/3/08 at 4:31pm
Cool, I'll check it out. I hope there's lots of Robotech in it.

Great Mary Worth, too.
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post #122 of 1009
2/3/08 at 4:33pm
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I hope there's lots of Robotech in it.
Not so much.
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post #123 of 1009
2/3/08 at 4:37pm
Some Overfiend, at least?
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post #124 of 1009
2/3/08 at 10:48pm
Bummer to hear Suzuki leaving.
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post #125 of 1009
2/4/08 at 11:50am
The saddest part about this is that with this changing of the guard there won't be anyone left in anime that connects with me so much as Miyazaki & Co. Granted I'm not the biggest connoisseur regarding anime but from what I've seen they all seem less than Studio Ghibli under Miyazaki.
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post #126 of 1009
2/4/08 at 12:34pm
Liked the Bill Hicks tribute. And the creepy hand pillow.
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post #127 of 1009
2/4/08 at 2:58pm
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http://chud.com/articles/blogs/82/A-...sh-Groban.html
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post #128 of 1009
2/4/08 at 5:07pm
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Over/Under on how long before I miss my daily blog promise?

Over/Under on how many people forget these exist?
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post #129 of 1009
2/4/08 at 5:10pm
You already rocketed past most predictions. (CHUD putting "daily" in the title of anything is axing for trouble.) Your stamina so far has been impressive.
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post #130 of 1009
2/4/08 at 5:11pm
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Your stamina so far has been impressive.
Things my wife never says.
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post #131 of 1009
2/5/08 at 12:11am
I would give you shit for the Sting slam but then I have to look it like this:

On one hand: Message In A Bottle

The othe hand: Shrinking Pants Bulge articles

You're not making this easy.
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post #132 of 1009
2/5/08 at 2:28pm
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http://chud.com/articles/blogs/99/A-...nd-Bullet.html
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post #133 of 1009
2/5/08 at 2:49pm
Rock Band. Blech.
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post #134 of 1009
2/5/08 at 2:55pm
You old people are missing out.
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post #135 of 1009
2/5/08 at 3:25pm
Gigantism > Rock Band.
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post #136 of 1009
2/5/08 at 3:33pm
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Gigantism > Rock Band.
Now that I must agree with.
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post #137 of 1009
2/5/08 at 3:40pm
First Josh Groban, now this. Pretty sad.
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post #138 of 1009
2/5/08 at 4:21pm
Josh Groban is worse than Rock Band hate.
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post #139 of 1009
2/7/08 at 11:05am
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http://chud.com/articles/blogs/113/A...Make-Less.html
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post #140 of 1009
2/7/08 at 1:17pm
Excellent little rant Nick. Frankly, I would never have expected it to come from a writer of this site but I agree with everything you mentioned. I don't follow baseball but I was vaguely aware they had monolithic unions.

I've mentioned it in the boards but my father was a member of the UAW - arguably one of the most powerful unions there is. They managed to secure an (possibly over) enormous salary for the line workers in the manafacturing plants but it got so bad that the only way to get fired was to sexually assault someone - utter incompetence was not enough. Not the company has shut down nearly every plant in this country and are running to China and Mexico.

I've always believed in the pendulum of a viable free market. Without regulation - corporations are going to get evil and need to be busted up. The arm is going to swing the other way though, when unions get overly powerful and choke industry. Happy median is the word.
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post #141 of 1009
2/8/08 at 3:51pm
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http://chud.com/articles/blogs/117/A...Overrated.html
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post #142 of 1009
2/8/08 at 4:04pm
That was pretty touching (to sound all gay and, like, faggy and shit). I went through a lot of family deaths when I was young, on my mother's side - and that kind of desensitized me somehow, or at least gave me a different perspective. Even back in high school, when a really good friend was killed in a car wreck - I wasn't super emotional. I let out a really good sloppy snotty weep next to his body at the funeral and that was it. Before and after I was... okay. Not numb, just okay - just thought about the fun we had.

On the other side though, I used to be super (holy shit, Brian Posehn's was on Just Shoot Me? Wtf? - I shouldn't watch TV and pontificate at the same time) *achem* I was lame and depressed in high school until my long time girlfriend broke up with me (for that reason). To this day I don't know how, but I had a moment of clarity or divine wisdom and I just chose to react positively. I used it as a catalyst to be a more pleasant person. To this day, people I've known for awhile still refer to "Pre-" and "Post-that girlfriend" Renn.

EDIT: Mary Worth War is killing me. How many more of these are there?
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post #143 of 1009
2/8/08 at 4:07pm
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I know it's hard not to let it permeate everything, I think that's the real evil of diseases like that. Not what it does physically to the victim but the way it seeps into EVERYTHING.
Quoted for truth. I think the closest I've come to encountering real evil is the way that grief and trauma can take over everything in your life. Trying to fight back against it and to keep your life from becoming a mere process of just going through the motions can be an insurmountable task. The most frustrating part for me is having the rational part of my brain realize that I'm letting the emotions take over, but being unable to do anything about it.

Except make jokes on the Internet. I've always got that.
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post #144 of 1009
2/8/08 at 4:30pm
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CHUD is a many splendored thing.
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post #145 of 1009
2/8/08 at 4:31pm
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EDIT: Mary Worth War is killing me. How many more of these are there?
Plenty. Don't go looking for them. Just gives you a reason to check 'the Slap' every day. I have a lot more brewing as well.
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post #146 of 1009
2/8/08 at 4:33pm
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Originally Posted by Nick Nunziata View Post
Plenty. Don't go looking for them. Just gives you a reason to check 'the Slap' every day. I have a lot more brewing as well.
I wouldn't know where to dig them up. I was wondering if there was going to be some all new Mary Worth one of these days - or if it was a limited treat.
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post #147 of 1009
2/8/08 at 6:05pm
Very interesting, insightful, well done blog, Nick. I can totally relate...
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post #148 of 1009
2/8/08 at 6:34pm
Read this one after coming back from a friend's funeral this morning. Good stuff.
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post #149 of 1009
2/9/08 at 7:24pm
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http://chud.com/articles/blogs/126/A...-Finished.html
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post #150 of 1009
2/9/08 at 7:31pm
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4. Teams where each player has like five pieces of "flair" on their person. A towel, gloves in the back pocket, mouthpiece, and their own time-consuming batting ritual that includes making a mound of dirt, standing back out, doing a series of gestures, and sometimes even gracing the world with a wad of spit. AND IT'S SOFTBALL!
Hey, when living life according to the Jim Thome Principle it doesn't matter whether you're playing baseball, softball, or bocce ball.
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