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post #301 of 1009
3/18/08 at 12:20pm
More than once I've found myself in situations where I'm trying to help people with something I have no real working knowledge of. It's difficult because you don't want to say something that ends up being more damaging than had you said nothing at all.

Oh, and I can definitely relate to the 'skeptical of most' thing.

Those cops should get less alive.
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post #302 of 1009
3/18/08 at 12:36pm
Why is no one addressing the gigaton bombshell that Nick might be moving out west? I feel like I just discovered an easter egg.
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post #303 of 1009
3/18/08 at 12:38pm
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Originally Posted by Minsky View Post
Why is no one addressing the gigaton bombshell that Nick might be moving out west? I feel like I just discovered an easter egg.
Crazy overrules.
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post #304 of 1009
3/18/08 at 12:41pm
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Originally Posted by Minsky View Post
Why is no one addressing the gigaton bombshell that Nick might be moving out west? I feel like I just discovered an easter egg.
"On the verge of heading West ..."
Nick is always on the verge of doing a lot of things.
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post #305 of 1009
3/18/08 at 12:44pm
I didn't take is as moving, but as opening Grizzly Park and maybe getting new projects off the ground.
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post #306 of 1009
3/18/08 at 12:45pm
Thread Starter 
I have an apartment lined up.
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post #307 of 1009
3/18/08 at 12:48pm
Well, it was about getting to the point where I could come up to Atlanta and meet some chewers, so it was inevitable for them to start flocking away.

EDIT: Post 700
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post #308 of 1009
3/18/08 at 12:50pm
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Originally Posted by Nick Nunziata View Post
I have an apartment lined up.
Hopefully you won't ever purchase smug.
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post #309 of 1009
3/18/08 at 12:57pm
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Originally Posted by Nick Nunziata View Post
I have an apartment lined up.
I picture a 50's weekend swank pad for parties with whores, Michael Bay, whores, Bierko, and whores.
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post #310 of 1009
3/18/08 at 12:59pm
But are you moving Nick?
or would you maintain an apartment there just to go to meetings and work stuff from time to time?
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post #311 of 1009
3/18/08 at 1:02pm
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Originally Posted by BobClark View Post
I picture a 50's weekend swank pad for parties with whores, Michael Bay, whores, Bierko, and whores.
Reality is two or three rooms in a house shared with another [albeit great] person and no surplus of whores or Bierko.
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post #312 of 1009
3/18/08 at 1:03pm
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Originally Posted by Tati View Post
But are you moving Nick?
or would you maintain an apartment there just to go to meetings and work stuff from time to time?
I plan on a longer period of total immersion.
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post #313 of 1009
3/18/08 at 1:26pm
Thread Starter 
Caught up: http://chud.com/articles/blogs/275/A...ucks-Dick.html
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post #314 of 1009
3/18/08 at 1:36pm
Quote:
Nick Nunziata is on very little medication
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post #315 of 1009
3/18/08 at 1:50pm
Hate on ham?!? The most perfect of meats? Wow. With my family, turkey was always considered the side meat for the "big" holidays. Always plenty leftover turkey. Ham? Always wiped out.

Now off to eat my lunch. A ham sandwich.
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post #316 of 1009
3/18/08 at 1:52pm
Store bought ham sucks.
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post #317 of 1009
3/18/08 at 1:53pm
That it does Billy, but Honeybaked does a good ham. Ever try to eat a piece of the sugar glaze? I swear I went into a brief diabetic coma.
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post #318 of 1009
3/18/08 at 1:55pm
I haven't tried Honeybaked in a while. But I remember it being delicious.
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post #319 of 1009
3/18/08 at 1:58pm
Thread Starter 
Put that shit in your boobs. It sucks.
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post #320 of 1009
3/18/08 at 2:03pm
The talkbacks, in this particular instance, were awesome.

Ham? Absolutely sucks. I'm headed down to NJ to spend Easter with the family, and three guesses what we're having, and the first two don't count. Ham. And my mom gets all, "It's spiral cut! And we're glazing it with brown sugar!" Which automatically makes me feel like asking her, "Wait, I'm sorry - I thought you wanted me to come visit for Easter. That's the fastest way to make me stay in Queens."
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post #321 of 1009
3/18/08 at 2:04pm
Is it just ham that you hate on from the glorious meat known as pork? Do pork chops, bacon, pork loin and sausage get equally hated?
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post #322 of 1009
3/18/08 at 2:04pm
Nope - actually, I love all other porky-pig products. But ham blows.
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post #323 of 1009
3/18/08 at 2:06pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
Nope - actually, I love all other porky-pig products. But ham blows.
You're telling me you eat scrapple? Yick.
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post #324 of 1009
3/18/08 at 2:06pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
Nope - actually, I love all other porky-pig products. But ham blows.
How about pig feet? Pig snout?
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post #325 of 1009
3/18/08 at 2:07pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
You're telling me you eat scrapple? Yick.

and ham hocks? (even I have my limits).
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post #326 of 1009
3/18/08 at 2:09pm
Actually, I do like scrapple. Hocks, snout, feet - never tried 'em. Don't care to. But you know, your basic stuff that you find in the meat section of your average, boring supermarket is fine by me - except for ham.
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post #327 of 1009
3/18/08 at 2:13pm
I now have the urge to carve a fuckhole into a ham and go to town. Thanks for singlehandedly ruining my remaining shred of dignity, Nick.
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post #328 of 1009
3/18/08 at 2:21pm
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Originally Posted by Nick
I want to get together with these people FOR NO REASON. Because we want to. Not because it's what we're told we're supposed to do.
Sure, but holidays are where everyone's schedules are definitely going to line up. We ain't all self-employed Weblords on our own clocks.

Having said that, I'm spending Easter with my wife going to the movies and not calling or visiting anyone. Awesome.
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post #329 of 1009
3/18/08 at 2:23pm
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
Sure, but holidays are where everyone's schedules are definitely going to line up. We ain't all self-employed Weblords on our own clocks.

Having said that, I'm spending Easter with my wife going to the movies and not calling or visiting anyone. Awesome.
My immediate family lives in a ten mile circle. We don't need fancypants scheduling to get together.

And there's a reason you all aren't self-employed "weblords".
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post #330 of 1009
3/18/08 at 2:28pm
Well, I'm personally taking 5 days off to visit my family at my home town near the beach. Still great weather and i haven't seen them in months, so i am loving Easter.
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post #331 of 1009
3/18/08 at 2:30pm
Thread Starter 
That's GOOD! And not what I was poo-pooing on in the article.
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post #332 of 1009
3/18/08 at 2:32pm
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Originally Posted by Nick Nunziata View Post
My immediate family lives in a ten mile circle. We don't need fancypants scheduling to get together.
Well, if you live that close and legitimately want to see them, who gives a fuck if they're all wearing pastels and giant hats one Sunday? I guess the prayer circle shit might be off-putting, but the bulk of things I've been asked to do for family involves my checkbook, so I'll stare at my shoes while a loved one talks to their imaginary friend, no problem.

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And there's a reason you all aren't self-employed "weblords".
Because nobody does it better? Makes you feel sad for the rest? Or because it's a gigantic ball-ache?
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post #333 of 1009
3/18/08 at 2:39pm
Yeah, don't get me wrong - the best part about the coming weekend is getting to see my family, who are weird, but I adore them. I just wish we were exploring other meal options.
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post #334 of 1009
3/18/08 at 2:42pm
Our food options tend to go with Fish.

We are friends with the owner of a great sea food restaurant down the beach, so we usually go all together and have a big ass family lunch eating all kinds of fish. Good times.
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post #335 of 1009
3/18/08 at 2:46pm
Jealous. Why can't we have fish?
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post #336 of 1009
3/18/08 at 2:50pm
Cause Easter's all about the ham? I wonder how the ham got linked with Easter? Some English thing perhaps?
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post #337 of 1009
3/18/08 at 3:00pm
I always assumed it was a big F-U to the jews.
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post #338 of 1009
3/18/08 at 3:00pm
Ham haters go straight to hell.
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post #339 of 1009
3/18/08 at 3:06pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
You're telling me you eat scrapple? Yick.
Scrapple is divine. Don't ever besmirch Scrapple.
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post #340 of 1009
3/18/08 at 3:09pm
Fine, But I get to talk smack about headcheese alls I want.
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post #341 of 1009
3/18/08 at 3:17pm
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Originally Posted by gravedigger View Post
Ham haters go straight to hell.
Even if I give you my helping of ham, hmmmm? Now do you want me to go to hell when my staying above ground could mean more hammy goodness for you?
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post #342 of 1009
3/18/08 at 3:35pm
I'm with the ham-haters. For some reason covering good pork with some sugar-based glaze really grosses me out.

I'll take my pork salty, thank you very much.
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post #343 of 1009
3/18/08 at 3:36pm
I say prime rib outranks Ham, what say you fellow message board posters?
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post #344 of 1009
3/18/08 at 3:38pm
BEEF. It's what's for dinner.

(Seriously. I just checked with my wife.)

Prime Rib is awesome.
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post #345 of 1009
3/18/08 at 3:38pm
Ham is terrible. It has this cheap saltiness about it that makes me feel like I'm putting lunchlady thigh in my mouth.
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post #346 of 1009
3/18/08 at 3:39pm
Nick must be swelling with pride. His personal missive on his thoughts on Easter have resulted in a giant back and forth....

..about ham.
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post #347 of 1009
3/18/08 at 3:40pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
I say prime rib outranks Ham, what say you fellow message board posters?
AYE!!!
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post #348 of 1009
3/18/08 at 3:45pm
This is the longest discussion about ham I've been privy to since I got banned from the Jimmy Dean boards.
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post #349 of 1009
3/18/08 at 3:55pm
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Originally Posted by Minsky View Post
Ham is terrible. It has this cheap saltiness about it that makes me feel like I'm putting lunchlady thigh in my mouth.
Look man, I don't want to know what strange shit went down in New Mexico public schools but you can't be grossing out with such things.
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post #350 of 1009
3/18/08 at 6:42pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
Even if I give you my helping of ham, hmmmm? Now do you want me to go to hell when my staying above ground could mean more hammy goodness for you?
LisaNY is a mighty fountain of coolness.
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