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My personal favorites:
44. Kicking over a beehive and then being surprised when the bees are mad at him
71. Wandering into an Army dump to get the deadly canister of army nerve gas that has blinded his friend, only to be caught by a mean MP who knocks his gas mask off and throws him back down the hill, knocking the canister open so that David can frantically try to put his mask back on before looking up to see that the MP has somehow brought in a crane and is dumping two tons of garbage on him (this is an unusually bizarre situation)
74. Trying to run away from the nasty prison work camp, only to fall through a rotted bridge, and then being bitten by a rattlesnake
35. Having a large wooden beam fall on him, and then having a heavy boulder fall on the beam
78. Being thrown under a New Orleans Mardi Gras parade float by a mean guy in a gorilla suit who gives David a few kicks for good measure
88. Hit in the face with a high powered beebee gun, which causes him to fall over the balcony and plunge 40 feet into the seats below
108. Having several clay pots broken over his head in the middle of the now-burning room (why is the room always burning?), and then knocking an entire case of same clay pots onto same head, and then, while lying very still and struggling not to get angry, having his pants catch fire
My personal favorites:
44. Kicking over a beehive and then being surprised when the bees are mad at him
71. Wandering into an Army dump to get the deadly canister of army nerve gas that has blinded his friend, only to be caught by a mean MP who knocks his gas mask off and throws him back down the hill, knocking the canister open so that David can frantically try to put his mask back on before looking up to see that the MP has somehow brought in a crane and is dumping two tons of garbage on him (this is an unusually bizarre situation)
74. Trying to run away from the nasty prison work camp, only to fall through a rotted bridge, and then being bitten by a rattlesnake
35. Having a large wooden beam fall on him, and then having a heavy boulder fall on the beam
78. Being thrown under a New Orleans Mardi Gras parade float by a mean guy in a gorilla suit who gives David a few kicks for good measure
88. Hit in the face with a high powered beebee gun, which causes him to fall over the balcony and plunge 40 feet into the seats below
108. Having several clay pots broken over his head in the middle of the now-burning room (why is the room always burning?), and then knocking an entire case of same clay pots onto same head, and then, while lying very still and struggling not to get angry, having his pants catch fire
