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post #1 of 79
1/25/08 at 11:56am
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I promised to a few chewers I would post my private message hate mail.

Don't remember what this PM was about, but it's damn funny. I hope this doesn't offend anyone as I figured this is all water under the bridge after 2 years.

From Chris Baldwin at 01-14-2005 04:11 PM
You animal

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I'd rather not clutter up a thread that was meant to be a 'thank you' to people with this.

What the god damn fuck is your problem? All I did was post a message letting a group of people know they had a positive impact on someone important to me, and you decide to take a shit on it for no reason other than to stoke up your own sense of faux internet superiority, you pathetic, bitter, hateful piece of shit. If you think its 'stupid' to pass on sincere words of thanks, then you need to get your fucking pea skull examined post haste. You're disgusting. Absolutely vile human specimen.

Imagine someone walked up to you in the office and told you a story about the mailroom guy that delivers your memos and paychecks. A guy who loved his job and considered all the people in the office his friends. Yet none of you knew who he was. This office story teller thanks you for being the only bright spot in his life, because now he's gone. Would your natural response be "Fuck off. I've never talked to you before, so you're stupid!"

May you and your family be shown this brand of kindness for all time. You should really be very, very proud of yourself.
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post #2 of 79
1/25/08 at 12:02pm
I'm pretty sure this is the third or fourth time you've posted this.
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post #3 of 79
1/25/08 at 12:02pm
It's offensive, but not how you think.
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post #4 of 79
1/25/08 at 12:06pm
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Originally Posted by RathBandu View Post
I'm pretty sure this is the third or fourth time you've posted this.
Hmm. I don't remember. I'll have to dig around.
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post #5 of 79
1/25/08 at 12:09pm
First time I'm seeing it, but I'm newer around here. What the hell was the original thread about?
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post #6 of 79
1/25/08 at 12:13pm
Here's some hate mail: You are an unfunny schmuck who is starved for attention.
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post #7 of 79
1/25/08 at 12:17pm
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Originally Posted by RathBandu View Post
Here's some hate mail: You are an unfunny schmuck who is starved for attention.
Eat shit.
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post #8 of 79
1/25/08 at 1:25pm
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Originally Posted by RathBandu View Post
Here's some hate mail: You are an unfunny schmuck who is starved for attention.
REP REP REP REP REP REP REP REP REP.
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post #9 of 79
1/25/08 at 1:28pm
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post #10 of 79
1/25/08 at 1:36pm
This is like Freddy vs. Jason, only even stupider. And it doesn't have that girl from Undeclared for me to ogle.
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post #11 of 79
1/25/08 at 1:40pm
Doesn't have Katharine Isabelle for me to ogle either, this sucks!
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post #12 of 79
1/25/08 at 1:42pm
Well, good to see the boards are finally back.
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post #13 of 79
1/25/08 at 1:45pm
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Originally Posted by misfit View Post
This is like Freddy vs. Jason, only even stupider. And it doesn't have that girl from Undeclared for me to ogle.

I can help with that.



Christ no!! Wait, it's here somewhere...



Ah...
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post #14 of 79
1/25/08 at 1:46pm
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Originally Posted by misfit View Post
This is like Freddy vs. Jason, only even stupider. And it doesn't have that girl from Undeclared for me to ogle.
Whoever wins, we lose.
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post #15 of 79
1/25/08 at 1:49pm
Holy Vishnu, can I change my object of ogle-ation?!

That 2nd picture is magnificent Phil..
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post #16 of 79
1/25/08 at 1:53pm
I watched some DTV horror flick called Left In Darkness because she was in it. That was a mistake.
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post #17 of 79
1/25/08 at 1:55pm
Phil just got 4 green boxes worth of rep, going off the old system.
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post #18 of 79
1/25/08 at 1:55pm
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Originally Posted by Owen View Post
I watched some DTV horror flick called Left In Darkness because she was in it. That was a mistake.
Oh yeah. I saw that. Her acting was the worst part of the movie.
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post #19 of 79
1/25/08 at 2:14pm
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Originally Posted by billylove View Post
Eat shit.
Gee whiz, you sure showed me!

Also, I'm showing my age here, but I think that PM was when the lead singer of Pantera or one of those thrash bands got shot in the head. Maybe it was that Dimebag Darrell guy.
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post #20 of 79
1/25/08 at 2:39pm
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Originally Posted by Phil! View Post
I can help with that.



Christ no!! Wait, it's here somewhere...



Ah...
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Originally Posted by Ahoatam View Post
Whoever wins, we lose.

I don't know about that - I think I just won.
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post #21 of 79
1/25/08 at 2:39pm
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Originally Posted by Kevin K View Post
I know there's mixed feelings about the rep system around here, but I swear, when I saw this picture, I actually started to flick my mouse towards the upper right hand corner of Kevin's post before realizing I couldn't do that anymore.
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post #22 of 79
1/25/08 at 2:44pm
So the No-Rep thing is a permanent thing, I surmise?
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post #23 of 79
1/25/08 at 2:45pm
Let's not turn another thread into a rep system discussion.

We want to see Rath and Billy fight!
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post #24 of 79
1/25/08 at 3:09pm
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Originally Posted by El Tati View Post
We want to see Rath and Billy fight!
Bzzt. Wrong.

They should fuck.
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post #25 of 79
1/25/08 at 3:15pm
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Originally Posted by billylove View Post
I hope this doesn't offend anyone as I figured this is all water under the bridge after 2 years.

From Chris Baldwin at 01-14-2005 04:11 PM
You mean 3 years? 3 years you've been holding onto that PM.

3 Years, billy.
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post #26 of 79
1/25/08 at 3:18pm
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Originally Posted by harrybeanbag View Post
Bzzt. Wrong.

They should fuck.
Good point. Odds are neither of em can fight worth a damn. You guys any good at fuckin'?
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post #27 of 79
1/25/08 at 3:24pm
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Originally Posted by flyarz View Post
REP REP REP REP REP REP REP REP REP.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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post #28 of 79
1/25/08 at 3:29pm
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Originally Posted by Amphibatron View Post
You mean 3 years? 3 years you've been holding onto that PM.

3 Years, billy.
I know - I don't hold onto my PMs for longer than three days.
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post #29 of 79
1/25/08 at 3:29pm
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Originally Posted by harrybeanbag View Post
Bzzt. Wrong.

They should fuck.
Wrong. They should "fight-fuck".


Or is it "fuck-fight"? I imagine it similar to punch-dancing, either way.
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post #30 of 79
1/25/08 at 3:37pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNewYork View Post
I know - I don't hold onto my PMs for longer than three days.
I just recently, as in today, went through and cleaned out my PMs.


And hate makeup sex is the best. See "A History of Violence" for proof.
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post #31 of 79
1/25/08 at 3:40pm
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Originally Posted by billylove View Post
And hate makeup sex is the best. See "A History of Violence" for proof.
I LOVE that scene. So much energy.
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post #32 of 79
1/25/08 at 3:49pm
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Originally Posted by Phil! View Post
I can help with that.



Christ no!! Wait, it's here somewhere...



Ah...
Good lord, was the first picture right after she got a collagen injection?!

Is this going to be like I'm Gonna Git You Sucka, where he takes that girl to bed and she starts taking off all the fake pieces of herself. "Oops, sorry, my LEG isn't natural!"
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post #33 of 79
1/25/08 at 3:54pm
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Originally Posted by harrybeanbag View Post
Bzzt. Wrong.

They should fuck.
I think everyone here needs to hug it out.

HUG IT OUT!!
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post #34 of 79
1/25/08 at 3:54pm
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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8 View Post
Wrong. They should "fight-fuck".


Or is it "fuck-fight"? I imagine it similar to punch-dancing, either way.
I vote for "hate fuck." Which is also the definition, by the way.
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post #35 of 79
1/25/08 at 4:01pm
Those pics belong in the Bad Plastic Surgery thread. Did you see her tits in F VS J? Talk about teapot lids...
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post #36 of 79
1/25/08 at 4:04pm
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Originally Posted by billylove View Post
I just recently, as in today, went through and cleaned out my PMs.
Hmmm... I'm assuming the dust bunnies in your PM box didn't recognize you?

I vote for dismemberment fucking. You only do it once, but I hear it's pretty intense.
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post #37 of 79
1/25/08 at 4:07pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNewYork View Post
Hmmm... I'm assuming the dust bunnies in your PM box didn't recognize you?

I vote for dismemberment fucking. You only do it once, but I hear it's pretty intense.
I think I saw that video on the old boards. No like.
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post #38 of 79
1/25/08 at 5:33pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNewYork View Post
Hmmm... I'm assuming the dust bunnies in your PM box didn't recognize you?

I vote for dismemberment fucking. You only do it once, but I hear it's pretty intense.
I miss the rep system SO MUCH right now.
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post #39 of 79
1/25/08 at 5:36pm
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Originally Posted by Timothy225 View Post
I don't know about that - I think I just won.
Well your Kleenex box just lost.... some tissues! Eh? AmIright?
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post #40 of 79
1/25/08 at 5:40pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNewYork View Post
I vote for dismemberment fucking. You only do it once, but I hear it's pretty intense.
You can turn it into a hobby if your careful and dedicated. I call it the "Boxing Helena".
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post #41 of 79
1/25/08 at 5:50pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNewYork View Post
I vote for dismemberment fucking. You only do it once, but I hear it's pretty intense.
On the upside, "dead hand masturbation" is significantly more convincing.
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post #42 of 79
1/25/08 at 5:57pm
I remember, back in the old days, where people mostly just recognized that something was funny because it was, and instead of having to comment on it, let it be funny. Back when people would do the bugaloo and the slide.
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post #43 of 79
1/25/08 at 6:01pm
Yeah, yeah. Next you'll be telling us about how you had to go to school with only one shoe back in the good old days, and you had to walk 10 miles along Razorblade Road, then swim across Rubbing Alcohol River.

Settle down, Grandpa.
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post #44 of 79
1/25/08 at 6:25pm
None of this should detract from the fact that user "topgaysex" is celebrating his birthday today.
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post #45 of 79
1/25/08 at 6:27pm
Seriously though, rep is dead, and I can't wait for the "man, I wish I could rep you for that" talk to die. Except when Flyarz does it, cause he's being ironical.
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post #46 of 79
1/25/08 at 6:50pm
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Originally Posted by Andre Dellamorte View Post
and I can't wait for the "man, I wish I could rep you for that" talk to die

Why?

And who cares if they do?
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post #47 of 79
1/25/08 at 6:57pm
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Originally Posted by Andre Dellamorte View Post
Seriously though, rep is dead, and I can't wait for the "man, I wish I could rep you for that" talk to die. Except when Flyarz does it, cause he's being ironical.
Besides, with rep still alive, Rath may have been tempted to relegate his initial response to a neg rep comment, and we all would have missed out. May the end of the rep system lead the way toward a new policy of "glasnost" and provide us with many more moments of brutal honesty and painful truths.
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post #48 of 79
1/25/08 at 6:58pm
I wish awesome posts would inspire people to raise their game and respond in kind, instead of just cluttering the place up with cyber high fives, but they're no more distracting than variations of "read a book"-type one-liners and other digs. It is time for every man to clean up his own backyard.
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post #49 of 79
1/25/08 at 7:02pm
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Originally Posted by Phil! View Post
I wish awesome posts would inspire people to raise their game and respond in kind, instead of just cluttering the place up with cyber high fives, but they're no more distracting than variations of "read a book"-type one-liners and other digs. It is time for every man to clean up his own backyard.
Read a book, you son of a bitch!!!

Just kiddin', man. Awesome post. *high five*
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post #50 of 79
1/25/08 at 7:04pm
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Originally Posted by DaveB View Post
Read a book, you son of a bitch!!!

Just kiddin', man. Awesome post. *high five*
I wish I could rep Dave for this post.
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