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Cop poses as girl, 13, snags mayor online

post #1 of 11
1/25/08 at 9:23pm
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Cop poses as girl, 13, snags mayor online

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The latest defendant is Allen Kauffman, 63, who resigned as mayor of Collins and pastor of Temple Lot Church after he was arrested January 11 at home in his small town about 110 miles southeast of Kansas City.

Kauffman declined Wednesday to discuss the specifics of his case, including how he plans to plea and his lawyer did not return a phone message.

Kauffman did not propose an actual meeting in any of the exchanges listed in the charging documents.

But according to court documents, prosecutors say Murray was logged into a Yahoo! chat room as a 13-year-old girl named "cindyndiamond" using the screen name "Cin" when he was first contacted November 15 by "duke dukead," who prosecutors allege was Kauffman.

Duke contacted Cindy again the next day and said he was 55 years old. The exchange included:

Cin: i like to french kiss ... senior boy taught me.

duke dukeadk: but it depends on where you want to be kissed at lol.
I heartily LOL'ed at that exchange there at the end. I think it was the "lol."

Am I wrong in the head?
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post #2 of 11
1/25/08 at 9:29pm
rofl
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post #3 of 11
1/25/08 at 9:30pm
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Originally Posted by BTSMGL View Post

Am I wrong in the head?
I think the cops that do this are.
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post #4 of 11
1/25/08 at 9:43pm
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Originally Posted by MikeShaynePI View Post
I think the cops that do this are.
Well, means to an end, you know?

Fingers crossed they don't do method.
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post #5 of 11
1/25/08 at 10:11pm
"Depends on where you want to be kissed at"?

What terrible grammar.

And this guy got elected mayor?

LOL
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post #6 of 11
1/25/08 at 10:33pm
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Eventually posted by Official Rules for Government Office Candidacy
To be considered for any position, political candidates must pass a message board / chat room Proficiency Test designed to asses their ability to communicate with potential underage objects of lust in addition to fulfilling the duties and obligations of their office.

SAMPLE QUESTION:

Which of the following would be considered an appropriate response to the following message:
"when we meet up you can kiss me where ever you want to haha j/k or is it? ;-)"

a.) lol, just you waitt
b.) lolz you are asking for it
c.) lulz, i hope you are being serios
d.) lawlz, its gonna be a surpise
....
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post #7 of 11
1/25/08 at 11:04pm
If only that were true.
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post #8 of 11
1/26/08 at 6:18am
I originally thought the thread title was "Cop Possesses Girl". It would have been a much better story...
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post #9 of 11
1/26/08 at 6:53am
The cops shouldn't have nailed him so quickly. Had they kept it up, he was certainley eventually going to arrange a meeting and show up wearing just a top hat, spats, and one of those "MAYOR" sashes.

Also, it's a shame that there's no instance of "lol, im the head public servant of this particular municipal jurisdiction, u know?" in the chat log.
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post #10 of 11
1/26/08 at 10:44am
I guess I can say this, now that neg rep has been abolished:

What is this guy, Mayor McCheese? LMAO
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post #11 of 11
1/26/08 at 11:43am
" LOL I'm not 15, I'm 34! ITSATRAP!!! ROFL"
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