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in which I provide useful information to a telephone survey drone

post #1 of 2
1/25/08 at 9:38pm
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Me: "Hello."

Drone: "Hi, I'm calling from (some random organization), and we're doing a phone survey of local residents who have small children. Do you have any small children living in your house?"

Me: "Not living."

Drone: "Oh, they live elsewhere?"

Me: "No. Buried in the basement."

Drone: "Oh--" (voice catches) "--uh, thank you sir." (hangs up fast)


Obnoxious and juvenile? Absolutely.

Also, funny.
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post #2 of 2
1/25/08 at 11:58pm
It'll be more hilarious when the cops knock on your door in a few hours.
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