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Thora Birch is fuck ugly

post #1 of 151
1/26/08 at 9:21pm
Thread Starter 
There, I said it.

Now Patrick can come here and defend her all he wants.
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post #2 of 151
1/26/08 at 9:24pm
But those titties are A+
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post #3 of 151
1/26/08 at 9:26pm
I don't know how she looks now.

But the Ghost World era Thora Birch you are attacking is fucking hot as all hell.

But we've been through this.
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post #4 of 151
1/26/08 at 9:52pm
I'm with Patrick on this one.

I never thought I'd say those words...
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post #5 of 151
1/26/08 at 10:14pm
Disagree!
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post #6 of 151
1/26/08 at 10:28pm


Uh...no?

EDIT: Plus, her mom was in Deep Throat. Come on.
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post #7 of 151
1/26/08 at 10:38pm
She has a certain look to her and I could see someone not liking tht look, but to say she's fuck ugly? No way.
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post #8 of 151
1/26/08 at 10:42pm
She's so ugly, I'd fuck her. Is that what it means?
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post #9 of 151
1/26/08 at 10:46pm
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ugly kid


really ugly grown up.
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post #10 of 151
1/26/08 at 10:48pm
Putting her next to Scarlett Fucking Johansson is stacking the deck, if you will.
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post #11 of 151
1/26/08 at 10:52pm
Hot
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post #12 of 151
1/26/08 at 11:00pm
Johansson doesn't look that great in that picture either. Birch is a fuck ugly blonde, I'd agree on that point. There were some pictures a few years back of her at an awards show with Francis Ford Coppola where she looked incredibly uncute.
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post #13 of 151
1/26/08 at 11:01pm
El Tati clearly digs on the dudes.

There, I said it.

Also, way to be topical, you rebel, you. Right on top of the trends, you are. It must be exhilarating to be out there on the leading edge of 1999. Gore is gonna be a awesome president!
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post #14 of 151
1/26/08 at 11:22pm
Well, compared to some of the girls Tati posted in another thread, Thora's got her work cut out for her, but in no way on God's green earth is she ugly. If you're basing it on her appearance in Ghost World, it's called make-up and wardrobe - she was supposed to look frumpy.
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post #15 of 151
1/26/08 at 11:35pm
So are lots of people that also don't get cast in movies.
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post #16 of 151
1/26/08 at 11:46pm
I'm sure I'm not the only guy here who thinks she looks better then Scarlett in Ghost World.
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post #17 of 151
1/26/08 at 11:48pm
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No way.
Scarlett was not at her prime yet, but still 10x better than Thora.
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post #18 of 151
1/26/08 at 11:53pm
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Originally Posted by Antoine Doinel View Post
I'm sure I'm not the only guy here who thinks she looks better then Scarlett in Ghost World.
you're not. I agree with that assessment whole-heartedly.

I imagine that El Tati is some kind of Greek Adonis, however. I mean, how else would he have the stones to start trashing someone else's looks.
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post #19 of 151
1/27/08 at 12:04am
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Originally Posted by Timothy225 View Post
If you're basing it on her appearance in Ghost World, it's called make-up and wardrobe - she was supposed to look frumpy.
I'd say frumpty, pronounced with an "umpty".
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post #20 of 151
1/27/08 at 12:09am
Man, I remember reading about her mom being in Deep Throat. I think her dad was in porn also. She's still not fuck ugly though.
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post #21 of 151
1/27/08 at 12:19am
She's beginning to look like a young Carla Gugino these days.

So.... I'll take not ugly for a hundred thanks Alex

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post #22 of 151
1/27/08 at 12:27am
I can think of no better comeuppance for El Tati for starting this thread than to fill it to the brim with images of Thora Birch. Commence ta jigglin'.

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post #23 of 151
1/27/08 at 12:28am
Time to dig up my old VHS of Hocus Pocus...

...cause my shovel feels lonely if it doesn't get used.
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post #24 of 151
1/27/08 at 12:29am
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Originally Posted by Greg David View Post
I can think of no better comeuppance for El Tati for starting this thread than to fill it to the brim with images of Thora Birch. Commence ta jigglin'.

You can link as many as you want. She is still ugly.
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post #25 of 151
1/27/08 at 12:31am
And you are still closeted. We're trying to help you here. Do not hide from your true self. God loves you just the way you are.
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post #26 of 151
1/27/08 at 12:36am
Tati's surrounded by painfully hot Argentinian poon all day. Even if it didn't understandably cloud his objectivity, it's still going to melt his brain.
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post #27 of 151
1/27/08 at 12:49am
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Originally Posted by El Tati View Post
There, I said it.

Now Patrick can come here and defend her all he wants.
Back it up with your top 10. Of course based on some of the women in this thread, you shouldn't talk. Butterfaces all around.
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post #28 of 151
1/27/08 at 12:50am
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If you find those women unattractive, you clearly would rather fuck a horse than a woman.
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post #29 of 151
1/27/08 at 12:59am
They may have good to great bodies, but many of the faces aren't anything to write home about. I'd say 4/7 aren't worthy. You'd have better luck choosing Brazillian women.

And if you rag on Birch you can't have her as an example of Argentine Meat
bag please-NSFW
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post #30 of 151
1/27/08 at 1:15am
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If you are going to use one of my posts against me, try not to use the one where i specifically note that her face is ugly, a killer body though.
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post #31 of 151
1/27/08 at 1:20am
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Originally Posted by Antoine Doinel View Post
I'm sure I'm not the only guy here who thinks she looks better then Scarlett in Ghost World.
Indeed.

El Tati,

Come on. Say you have different tastes, say there's some specific thing that turns you off to her. We'll still think you're wrong, but at least we won't think you're crazy.

All,

Thanks for the pi-- oh wait, they're already on my computer.
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post #32 of 151
1/27/08 at 1:23am
You picked her, not me.

Try her Jessica Cirio-NSFW Nothing special.

Or her
Maria Eugenia Rito
She's no Adriana Lima
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post #33 of 151
1/27/08 at 1:30am
Still seeing a young Carla Gugino personally...



El Tati, are you one of those "you don't look at the mantlepiece while you're stoking the fire" type of guys who can forgive a plain face if its attached to a good body? - cause that may explain your logic. I'm not a bloke of that school - I'm an attractive face first and foremost kind of guy personally, and by that logic I think Birch is growing into womanhood beautifully. She hasn't done it as quickly as Scarlett, (but who has) but her face has become more beautiful with each passing year.

Hell I didnt even realise how pretty she'd become until this thread - so Thanks Tati
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post #34 of 151
1/27/08 at 2:32am
Tati is not defending himself as well as he could because he is very wary of using the word "fat", because of the uproar it could cause. But yeah, he means she's fat.
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post #35 of 151
1/27/08 at 2:35am
Really? Are you sure? Cause Im not sure in what airbrushed, unrealistic, fucked up culture she could be considered in anyway 'fat'.

Im deeply suspicious of men who get turned on by women that give Auschwitz survivors a run for their money in the body fat stakes
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post #36 of 151
1/27/08 at 2:36am
Nothing wrong with different strokes. Hell, I still take a fair amount of shit from people because Jessica Alba does nothing for me*. But guys must be hiding their trauma due to exposure to average chicks well if Thora Birch is even in the same zip code of objectively fuck ugly.



*Sorry. Ass aside, she looks way too much like a 14 year old girl for my tastes.
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post #37 of 151
1/27/08 at 2:46am
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Thanks Patrick, now i can be even more hated.
And yes, Ghost World Thora Birch is fat.

And no, i hate really skinny women. I like my women with curves and meat. Not the same as fat.
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post #38 of 151
1/27/08 at 2:51am

Fuck-Ugly chicks


Paula Poundstone

Really, that was the only one I could think off. I tried Janet Weiss (drummer for Sleater-Kinney) because I thought I remembered her being really ugly, but after googling her, she's not too bad.
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post #39 of 151
1/27/08 at 2:54am
Ghost World Thora Birch was a little chubby. Also not the same as fat. And certainly not fuck ugly.
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post #40 of 151
1/27/08 at 2:57am
Fuck ugly? What twisted dimension are you people living in that throw this term around so lightly?

That's at least two strikes Tati.

That ain't ugly.

This is ugly:





This is about average:



This is Thora Birch:



See the difference?

And I grew up in Las Vegas and lived in LA long enough so I've been exploited to the media's idea of what is beautiful (or hot and skanky if you will) much more than your average bloke. Thora's a cutie, no doubt about it.
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post #41 of 151
1/27/08 at 2:58am
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Originally Posted by Uncle Cthulhu View Post
Fuck ugly? What twisted dimension are you people living in that throw this term around so lightly?
Argentina.
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post #42 of 151
1/27/08 at 3:01am
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Your "average" pic is actually very good looking.

And if you think for a second that Thora Birch looks like the picture you referenced, you're wrong. Angles, lighting and photoshop can do wonders.
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post #43 of 151
1/27/08 at 3:02am


Is there that much of a difference? If you say Thora is fat, then you're saying Scarlett is almost fat. And you would be so very wrong for that (not that you wouldn't be wrong anyway).
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post #44 of 151
1/27/08 at 3:12am
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Originally Posted by El Tati View Post
Your "average" pic is actually very good looking.

And if you think for a second that Thora Birch looks like the picture you referenced, you're wrong. Angles, lighting and photoshop can do wonders.
I assume from this comment that you believe that every woman you posted an image of looks exactly the same in real life as they do in the pictures.
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post #45 of 151
1/27/08 at 3:12am
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I've seen many of them in person (they do lots of theater work), and yes, they do look stunning in person.
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post #46 of 151
1/27/08 at 3:14am
Tati,

would you have started this thread if rep were still in existence?
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post #47 of 151
1/27/08 at 3:16am
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Why not?
I just saw Ghost World today, and in the chat we were talking about it. And someone mentioned that she was hot and i completely disagree. I just wanted to see if I was the only one. Guess i am.
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post #48 of 151
1/27/08 at 3:18am
It'd be funny, though, everytime someone new asked "hey, that Tati guy is cool, why does he have nine red boxes?"
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post #49 of 151
1/27/08 at 3:30am
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Originally Posted by El Tati View Post
Thanks Patrick, now i can be even more hated.
And yes, Ghost World Thora Birch is fat.

And no, i hate really skinny women. I like my women with curves and meat. Not the same as fat.
Hang on, Birch was about 17 or so when she made Ghost World, I'd be interested to see what kind of ugly ducklings the swans you like to post looked like at that age.

...and anyway, even by your seemingly skewed logic, she's certainly not 'fat' now, in fact she looks prettyc curvacious to me...



- so what makes her 'fuck ugly' these days exactly?
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post #50 of 151
1/27/08 at 3:46am
Not that I have a specific type (although, not American is what I usually go for), but my last three girlfriends were very gorgeous women. A Palestinian Model and Actress, a Romanian/Panamanian actress, and a lovely lovely blonde hair blue eyed Russian girl that could've modeled but choose instead to be a fashion/web/graphic designer.

So yeah Tati, I know what hot is and I'll totally agree that Thora is not really hot. But she's not anywhere near fuck ugly either.

Not everyone goes for what we think of as ideally beautiful though, I don't always.

Even dated a fat Jewish girl for a long while. Because she had a great personality, was funny as hell, and despite sort of looking like an older version of the little girl from Problem Child 2, she had a really cute face and fantastic jugs. And more importantly she worked for Sundance. All in all I'd say that was one of my better relationships.

So in short, I'd fuck the shit out of Thora Birch. She's like a spin top, can never go wrong with one of those.
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