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post #51 of 136
4/12/08 at 6:17pm
I was playing one of the Guitar Heroes (I know not Rock Band, pretty much the same thing) against a little kid at my cousin's Christmas party last year. I drank a bottle and half of Crown Royale, the little kid was kicking my ass, playing the guitar behind his head and all sorts of none sense. I called him a cocksucker.

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Karaoke revolution was a different story altogether... people tend to think they can sing, and in reality really few of them can. I know i'm really bad so it try to avoid it. But seeing some of my closest friends be absolutely convinced they can "rap" was a painful situation.
I tried that once too, again really drunk did it all in death metal vocals.
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post #52 of 136
4/12/08 at 6:29pm
My friends love Rock Band, but the one time I joined in I was bummed out by how the rather non-harmonic clacking and banging and strumming was drowning out the song.

Not a dig, because if I were on the Blade Runner DVD I would be plastering that shit everywhere (myspace, driver's license, lost dog flyers), but the page isn't set up for your anamorphic screencap:

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post #53 of 136
4/12/08 at 6:33pm
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Yeah, I know, I find it funny.
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post #54 of 136
4/12/08 at 6:44pm
I wondered, but since it's fully visible from the "Blogs" main page, I wasn't sure. Never mind, as you were.
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post #55 of 136
4/12/08 at 8:47pm
I was the same way about DDR back in high school (yeah, I played it, what's it to you?) In the midst of trying to do really well on a song at the mall, I tried a quick spin move, forgot to control my arms, and wound up (closed fist) backhanding a black guy across the jaw.

A long, awkward silence ensued.
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post #56 of 136
4/20/08 at 6:50pm
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In which I punch a movie producer in the nose.

http://chud.com/articles/blogs/355/W...Proboscis.html
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post #57 of 136
4/20/08 at 7:03pm
I'm the first one to go out and get smashed every weekend, but your stories lately have all had something in common. Is your drinking under control?
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post #58 of 136
4/20/08 at 11:38pm
Jesus Christ.
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post #59 of 136
4/20/08 at 11:59pm
I missed the "Dev's on the Blade Runner DVD" thing. That's fucking awesome.
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post #60 of 136
4/21/08 at 12:12am
You need to move this one from blogs to "Cry for Help." Seriously.
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post #61 of 136
4/21/08 at 12:25am
Not really, I mean who here hasn't accidentally attacked someone they knew while drunk. I started strangling my friend once, but that was really more because he was an asshole and Irish and not accidental, but then he punched me in the head a couple times so we called it squaresies.
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post #62 of 136
4/21/08 at 12:27am
Pics or it didn't happen. TMZ's got nothing.
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post #63 of 136
4/21/08 at 2:08am
That producer's name was Nick Nunziata.
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post #64 of 136
4/21/08 at 3:12am
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Not really, I mean who here hasn't accidentally attacked someone they knew while drunk. I started strangling my friend once, but that was really more because he was an asshole and Irish and not accidental, but then he punched me in the head a couple times so we called it squaresies.

What the fuck does that mean?
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post #65 of 136
4/21/08 at 3:33am
Maybe a new CHUD thing could be "HOLLYWOOD FISTFIGHTS".
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post #66 of 136
4/21/08 at 3:37am
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Maybe a new CHUD thing could be "HOLLYWOOD FISTFIGHTS".
That actually might end up as more awesome than the video interviews.
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post #67 of 136
4/21/08 at 10:10am
It would be great to combine both.
Hollywood Fistfights, in video!
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post #68 of 136
4/21/08 at 10:19am
I have never been to drunk to tell the difference between a friend and someone I don't know.

And I hope to god I never am.
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post #69 of 136
4/21/08 at 10:59am
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That producer's name was Nick Nunziata.
Look for the new "Bosses Punched!" feature to hit the site in 2009.
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post #70 of 136
5/16/08 at 6:47am
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I know you've been wondering about my thoughts on dating

http://chud.com/articles/blogs/380/W...On-Dating.html
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post #71 of 136
5/16/08 at 7:43am
Ever sneak a date in to a preview screening? Surely that's gotta be worth some points.
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post #72 of 136
5/16/08 at 7:53am
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I get to bring guests. I don't have to sneak anyone.
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post #73 of 136
5/16/08 at 8:01am
I have to agree with you on the cheque thing - I wouldn't dream of letting a date pay for her half of the meal. Mind you that is not the worst example of a false equality; - I have in the past been called sexist for holding a door open for a woman!

I mean I’d do the same thing for a guy it’s not sexist its good manners.
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post #74 of 136
5/16/08 at 8:15am
Thoughtful, funny word-to-the-wise!
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post #75 of 136
5/16/08 at 8:18am
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I get to bring guests. I don't have to sneak anyone.
Ok, correction then. Do you? Or do you think of it as work? (as hard as that might be)
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post #76 of 136
5/16/08 at 10:14am
I Usually pick up the check on the dating period, but once i'm going out with someone for a while, it gets to be mostly 50-50.
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post #77 of 136
5/16/08 at 10:22am
Agreed. It'd cost a fortune otherwise. Plus you know all that her spare cash would only be going on shoes.
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post #78 of 136
5/16/08 at 12:57pm
I've always picked up the check for everything up until we've been an item for a while (say, like, four months?), and then usually work out some sort of compromise, often "You get this one, I'll cover the next time, etc.". Guys who don't pick up the check at least twice are usually guaranteed to be fuckheads.

I knew a guy who even pulled the "Well, they want equal rights, they got 'em. Bitch will wanna be payin' for me by the time I'm done." He was also a cokehead waiter-pig transplanted from Jersey, so that probably explains it.
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post #79 of 136
5/16/08 at 1:12pm
I always hated dating too. All of my serious relationships were with women who were friends first. Hell, my wife and I were friends for ten years before we got romantic. Dating people you hardly know is like playing Russian roulette.
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post #80 of 136
5/16/08 at 1:20pm
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I always hated dating too. All of my serious relationships were with women who were friends first. Hell, my wife and I were friends for ten years before we got romantic. Dating people you hardly know is like playing Russian roulette.
With warm, moist vagina. I like those odds!

I've been with my wife ten years. We're a two-income household, but I still pay for the check. I think it's tacky to have my lady rifling through her wallet at restaurants.
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post #81 of 136
5/17/08 at 11:34pm
Side note: When I was living in France, I found out that its considered rude for the guy to pay for the meal (something about the woman disliking the idea that they can't take care of themselves). In fact, being a gentleman in general is considered a turnoff.
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post #82 of 136
5/18/08 at 12:22am
I've been with my girlfriend for over two years now, we even have a child together (so we're all but legally married), and I still pick up dinner most times. Usually, she'll get the movie tickets or the popcorn afterwards though, but we'd been seeing each other a couple months before that became a thing. I think any guy who doesn't pay on the first few dates (at least) is not planning on having any more dates. Broke guys(like me some times) have no excuse either, because you can always invite her over for dinner at your place. It's cheaper, and shows you can cook.
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post #83 of 136
8/10/08 at 11:39pm
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White People, Take Care Of Your Shit

http://chud.com/articles/blogs/1081/...Your-Shit.html
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post #84 of 136
8/10/08 at 11:42pm
I'm fucking ashamed.
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post #85 of 136
8/10/08 at 11:44pm
All this time on the internet is going to lead to heart problems or something. You need something to take your mind off the rage. Have you tried gardening? I've heard from many that gardening is very meditative.
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post #86 of 136
8/10/08 at 11:46pm
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I guess a lot of my stuff reads as 'angry' when I'm actually laughing a whole bunch.
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post #87 of 136
8/10/08 at 11:47pm
Patrick Ripoll's true identity- Bree the Crunk Pig.
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post #88 of 136
8/10/08 at 11:51pm
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This shit is so rotten that if someone put these guys in a movie I'd assume it was cheap, unfunny satire. This is the worst thing I've seen since I found that pustule on the end of my dick, and it might be the worst thing I've heard EVER.
I'm just saying, this is probably what old folks said about The Beatles when they first hit our shores. There's gonna be an adjustment period, admittedly, but there always is with genius.
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post #89 of 136
8/10/08 at 11:51pm
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I guess a lot of my stuff reads as 'angry' when I'm actually laughing a whole bunch.
Seeing your G4 segments and being able to match your voice and tone to your writing has made me appreciate the humor in it more. Especially with things like this.

EDIT: By the way... That pig, admittedly, is pretty crunk.
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post #90 of 136
8/10/08 at 11:58pm
I love that they credit the guy who runs the smoke machine. I hope they get hit with an exploding bus.
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post #91 of 136
8/11/08 at 12:07am
I can't even think of anything funny to say about that, I just want to set the lot of them on fire.
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post #92 of 136
8/11/08 at 12:25am
What the hell was that?
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post #93 of 136
8/11/08 at 12:29am
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I guess a lot of my stuff reads as 'angry' when I'm actually laughing a whole bunch.
I find it funny that people find you so angry. I think you have a sense of humor like myself. Which actually, come to think of it, has people calling me a prick. But I laugh while doing it. And I agree, seeing you on G4 shows the wry sense of humor you've got.

And it's true, I hate people who have to take something that isn't primarily theirs and uses it to their own gain. Like what happened to Chuck Berry all those years ago.

Crunk Pig = Death by the way. That actually made me cringe, laugh, show my girlfriend who cringed and then wish I had a gun and a ticket to Albuquerque. Or helps them with a Great White indoor concert.
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post #94 of 136
8/25/08 at 5:19pm
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http://chud.com/articles/blogs/1149/...upporters.html
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post #95 of 136
8/25/08 at 5:24pm
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Drop Devin an email at devin@chud.com. Let him know how much you love him; he needs the positive reinforcement.
I've just seen this. Loved it.
Also, i agree 100% with your assessment of Hillary supporters that vote McCain.
You can't just switch beliefs.
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post #96 of 136
8/25/08 at 5:27pm
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Looking forward to reading your "old cocksucker" fanmail. Heh.
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post #97 of 136
8/25/08 at 5:30pm
Devin, you should really write more political opinion pieces rather than those (admittedly mostly funny) fanboy bait pieces. Good stuff.
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post #98 of 136
8/25/08 at 5:43pm
I find it absolutely hilarious that the PUMAs couldn't even manage to scrape together enough funds to host their heavily-promoted conference that was going to supposedly blow the doors off of the DNC.

I'd almost say they're just a very, very vocal and vindictive minority that shouldn't even be numerous enough to give the light of day, but they absolutely deserve to be called on the carpet for their shenanigans.
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post #99 of 136
8/25/08 at 5:52pm
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Originally Posted by Devin Faraci
These have been eight terrible years for the United States, and under McCain we will have four more terrible years (although make no mistake, he'll only get four years. He'll probably die in office, the old cocksucker).
LOL. More please.
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post #100 of 136
8/25/08 at 6:09pm
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I find it absolutely hilarious that the PUMAs couldn't even manage to scrape together enough funds to host their heavily-promoted conference that was going to supposedly blow the doors off of the DNC.

I'd almost say they're just a very, very vocal and vindictive minority that shouldn't even be numerous enough to give the light of day, but they absolutely deserve to be called on the carpet for their shenanigans.
Holy shit. I just watched the video embedded on that first link, and feel like slapping people. What the fucking fuck.
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