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post #601 of 809
7/20/09 at 5:20pm
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http://chud.com/articles/articles/20...-60/Page1.html
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post #602 of 809
7/20/09 at 5:21pm
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I have done 60 of these.
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post #603 of 809
7/20/09 at 5:27pm
That Big Dick's restaurant ad enrages the shit out of me. Penis envy, I guess.

Great round this time and congrats on 60.
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post #604 of 809
7/20/09 at 5:32pm
Big Dick's only halfway inn. You don't want Big Dick balls deep.
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post #605 of 809
7/20/09 at 6:06pm
A BTK reference into an entire Maximum Overdrive segment. My childhood has never been treated so well in an internet column.
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post #606 of 809
7/20/09 at 8:39pm
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Originally Posted by Nick Nunziata View Post
I have done 60 of these.
Thank you. Please, carry on.

This week's stand-out is #16.
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post #607 of 809
7/21/09 at 12:22am
Sack Religious is my favourite pun of the week.
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post #608 of 809
7/21/09 at 10:22am
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4. Sack Religious.
I often wonder if you can hit on ALL cylinders ALL the time. Yes. The answer is yes.
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post #609 of 809
7/21/09 at 10:32am
I missed the Sack Religious joke because I was too preoccupied with what the FUCK Faith Like Potatoes could possibly mean. I must know, because this question will haunt me to the grave.
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post #610 of 809
7/21/09 at 10:49am
Well as you know standard potatoes are the root of all evil.
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post #611 of 809
7/21/09 at 10:59am
According to Wikipedia, faith is like potatoes because it grows unseen in the harvest. According to me, faith is like potatoes because neither have much nutritional value.

Ted Baehr said, "...Faith Like Potatoes... is like Fireproof on steroids."
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post #612 of 809
8/18/09 at 3:59pm
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http://chud.com/articles/articles/20...-61/Page1.html
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post #613 of 809
8/18/09 at 4:01pm
Nice fuckin' Heatley reference. I still think the reason the Oilers wouldn't take him is 'cause they want to tone down the amount of vehicular man-slaughterers. To my knowledge, McTavish is still part of the organization.
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post #614 of 809
8/18/09 at 4:07pm
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18. How is this not in the Adam & Eve catalog?
Who leaked our Spring 2010 catalog?

ETA: actual product colors may vary, so don't get too attached to yellow/orange.
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post #615 of 809
8/18/09 at 4:38pm
The commentary on the "Everything outside 1/2 off" sign absolutely killed me.
More live LOD please. Who was your co-commentator? Good stuff.
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post #616 of 809
8/18/09 at 5:05pm
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That was Andrea. 88 Inches on the MB.

More to come. I have another LOD prepping for before I leave here.
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post #617 of 809
8/18/09 at 5:07pm
Live LOD was great. Well timed ending.
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post #618 of 809
8/18/09 at 5:22pm
Damn you David Oliver and LA hating ways! First In-N-Out Burger and then the Dodgers!
Those "My Town" billboards are getting pretty annoying though.
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post #619 of 809
8/18/09 at 5:27pm
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The commentary on the "Everything outside 1/2 off" sign absolutely killed me.Good stuff.

That's my picture! lol
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post #620 of 809
8/18/09 at 5:31pm
lol thats pretty dumb!!!

i have a puppet of a cat i've seen , i 'll take a photo and send it in to the list
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post #621 of 809
8/18/09 at 5:42pm
Best DSV ever? I say hot dogs.

SEX TOWN and Chinatown TP fucking slayed me.
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post #622 of 809
8/18/09 at 5:42pm
Great stuff, Nick. Nice new feature, too. #7 is staggering, by the way.
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post #623 of 809
8/18/09 at 6:05pm
Loved it. The video was great too.
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post #624 of 809
8/18/09 at 6:53pm
Thanks for posting my urinal picture. That was in a Wal-Mart. I've got a couple more to send. I'll do that this evening. Also, I increase the love for the garage sale sign commentary.
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post #625 of 809
8/18/09 at 6:58pm
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Great stuff, Nick. Nice new feature, too. #7 is staggering, by the way.
I'm both proud and deeply ashamed to say that I was the one who sent that in. Proud because I was able to contribute something to a site I enjoy.

Saddened because, well... that monstrosity is only a few miles from my house. I literally stood there, jaw agape, when I found it. And then, because I had just looked at one the day I shot it, I remembered the list of dumb, and I knew what I had to do.
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post #626 of 809
8/18/09 at 7:32pm
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Damn you David Oliver and LA hating ways! First In-N-Out Burger and then the Dodgers!
Those "My Town" billboards are getting pretty annoying though.
Not at all. Like Randy Newman, I love LA, and although not a diehard baseball fan, I tend to root for the Dodgers as well. But that billboard is complete assness.

In-N-Out Burger is still the biggest fast food assfuckery in town, though.
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post #627 of 809
8/18/09 at 10:47pm
the sex change write up might be the funniest thing...ever.
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post #628 of 809
8/19/09 at 12:54am
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So far, so good!
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post #629 of 809
8/19/09 at 1:54am
Cool deal Nick, as usual.
Sent a couple, they're probably garbage though, I never have my camera on me when I see the good stuff, and my cell camera is a piece of fece.
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Thanks for posting my urinal picture. That was in a Wal-Mart.
The bagged one or the one with the Bud Light banner over the changing station? Cause really, why is there a Bud Light banner in any bathroom, especially one that's not a bar.
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post #630 of 809
8/19/09 at 7:12am
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the sex change write up might be the funniest thing...ever.
Oh yes it might. I lost my shit so bad at that my unborn children all had seizures.

Touchable Lizard would be a sweet stage/band name.

I also vote this DSV best ever. God do I vote that.
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post #631 of 809
8/19/09 at 10:49am
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I'm both proud and deeply ashamed to say that I was the one who sent that in. Proud because I was able to contribute something to a site I enjoy.

Saddened because, well... that monstrosity is only a few miles from my house. I literally stood there, jaw agape, when I found it. And then, because I had just looked at one the day I shot it, I remembered the list of dumb, and I knew what I had to do.
Excellent work, joey!
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post #632 of 809
8/19/09 at 12:22pm
I hope this won't come out as hyperbolic, but this definitely is the funniest LOD since the start.
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post #633 of 809
8/19/09 at 4:40pm
I always read the list in my head in the Nickvoice anyway, but the Video Dumb is fancier than fancy. Makes me think that without even too much production business the whole LOD could be a Video Show one day. Surely that'd go viral as all fuck out.
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post #634 of 809
8/20/09 at 9:26pm
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The bagged one or the one with the Bud Light banner over the changing station? Cause really, why is there a Bud Light banner in any bathroom, especially one that's not a bar.
The Bud Light banner was my submission. It was in a Santa Barbara, CA restaurant called Left at Alberquerque. Yes, it's named after an obscure Bugs Bunny joke.
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post #635 of 809
8/26/09 at 1:21am
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http://chud.com/articles/articles/20...-62/Page1.html
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post #636 of 809
8/26/09 at 1:35am
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Originally Posted by Nick
Guy Montag, send your people this-a-way
So good...
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post #637 of 809
8/26/09 at 1:40am
I love that the guy behind the army recruitment desk actually looks like he's making a "derrrr" noise - it sets off the photo beautifully.
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post #638 of 809
8/26/09 at 2:27pm
Nothing short of outstanding, Nick. I laughed so hard at 15 my eyes watered.

Re: No. 8 - if you ever visit Belfast, you'll find plenty of speech-induced alarm; many of us have been known to add "like" to most any utterance. There's no particular reason for it. It's just one of the many pointless things we do.
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post #639 of 809
8/26/09 at 3:56pm
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I visited Belfast when I channel surfed past Veronica Mars.
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post #640 of 809
8/26/09 at 3:58pm
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I visited Belfast when I channel surfed past Veronica Mars.
!!!
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post #641 of 809
8/26/09 at 5:46pm
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I visited Belfast when I channel surfed past Veronica Mars.
Awesome.
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post #642 of 809
8/26/09 at 5:53pm
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I visited Belfast when I channel surfed past Veronica Mars.
That took me a minute or two but it was well worth the wait.
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post #643 of 809
8/26/09 at 5:58pm
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So good...
But why does that "Total film" magazine gotta die with the twilight heatens?

Also, is that a fucking platform croc on the widescreen in that picture?
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post #644 of 809
8/27/09 at 12:39am
I have seen that gray shirt, cammo shorts, crocs combo before.





He was a random dumbass who ran onto the field during a cricket match between NZ and the West indies last year. I remember him well, because on another board I frequent I had specifically called him out for his choice of attire being worse than his actual offence.
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post #645 of 809
9/8/09 at 11:02am
There's no reason on earth to pay for Banana Babies. You can find all sorts of Banana Babies video clips online for free.

(And thank you, Nick, for feeding, caring and sheltering of the DSV in my absence. I hope you were able to gently explain to him why Aunt Lisa "went to the mall" for a year. With patience and love - and a good strong leash for his time out in the yard - that child can forgive me.)
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post #646 of 809
9/11/09 at 4:54am
Late to this one, but...

Burmacide.
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post #647 of 809
9/15/09 at 12:20am
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http://chud.com/articles/articles/20...-63/Page1.html
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post #648 of 809
9/15/09 at 12:41am
Fun!
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post #649 of 809
9/15/09 at 1:40am
The FRUTTA licence plate is hilarious. The live item too. Nice work boss.
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post #650 of 809
9/15/09 at 2:14am
'Save $-1'

Truth in advertising. Fucking fantastic.
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