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post #1 of 25
1/31/08 at 9:15pm
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A couple of lucky Texas kids get expelled for kissing on a school bus:

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COLUMBIA (AP, WLTX) -- A Richland District Two spokesperson said Wednesday that two students expelled for actions aboard a bus were doing more than kissing.

Theresa Riley spoke to reporters Wednesday afternoon. The briefing came in response to criticism by the family of one of the expelled students.

Riley refused to say what the students were doing. She says the district would not expel a student for simple kissing.
Here's the best part:

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School officials told Jody Free her son was being removed from school for "sexual misconduct."

But Free saw the tape and says it showed the pair kissing for maybe two minutes. Had it been anything different, she said she would have supported the school's decision.
You show'em Texas!
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post #2 of 25
1/31/08 at 9:32pm
Somebody better have gotten a handski if people are going to make such a dust-up over this deal.
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post #3 of 25
1/31/08 at 9:46pm
Thank goodness they were expelled. Now they have all the free time in the world to fuck like rabbits.
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post #4 of 25
1/31/08 at 9:47pm
Geez - we had kissing, hugging, hand-holding in the halls when I went to high school. We were so edgy, and I didn't even know it.

Then again - I didn't get any when I was in high school, even with all that going on. Fuck 'em! If I wasn't getting any, no one else should! ALL MUST PAY!!!!
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post #5 of 25
1/31/08 at 9:55pm
Who knows what shit these kids would've gotten into if they had been listening to that rock music that's been going around. I tell ya this country is going to hell.
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post #6 of 25
1/31/08 at 10:04pm
"Young man, that girl is not your cousin; what the fuck do you think you're doing!?"
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post #7 of 25
1/31/08 at 10:17pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Who knows what shit these kids would've gotten into if they had been listening to that rock music that's been going around. I tell ya this country is going to hell.
I hears ya, Ed. Ever since they brought in those 8-track tapes with those long-haired Bay City Rollers and that Keith Partridge fella, things just haven't been the same.

Damn it, whatever happened to Pat Boone? Or Bing Crosby? The Bing-er knew how to keep those kids in line!
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post #8 of 25
2/1/08 at 1:28pm
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Originally Posted by Timothy225 View Post
Geez - we had kissing, hugging, hand-holding in the halls when I went to high school. We were so edgy, and I didn't even know it.
Me too brother. In my high school I even saw a couple of girls making out. I then spent the following week feeling dizzy. Who knew seeing something like this could have this effect on a 16 year old?
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post #9 of 25
2/1/08 at 2:30pm
Testify, stelios! I also caught a couple of break-ups - more drama than any season of any telenovella.

We also had a couple of designtaed "make-out" areas at my school - under the bleachers (a classic), the announcer's booth on our sports field, and there was an old maintenance shed in the woods just behind said field... taking someone "out to the shed" took on a whole new meaning back then.
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post #10 of 25
2/1/08 at 3:13pm
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Originally Posted by Timothy225 View Post
Damn it, whatever happened to Pat Boone? Or Bing Crosby? The Bing-er knew how to keep those kids in line!
Not to mention those kids were "Sinatriclated" back in '47. They knew what was right Dag Nabbit!
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post #11 of 25
2/1/08 at 3:28pm
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Damn it, whatever happened to Pat Boone?
Apparently he's an expert on Global Warming now.
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post #12 of 25
2/1/08 at 3:35pm
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Originally Posted by Timothy225 View Post
those long-haired Bay City Rollers
HEY!!! Who don't we EVER mock around here in front of me, hmmm, Tim? What have we discussed?



( )
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post #13 of 25
2/1/08 at 3:57pm
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Apparently he's an expert on Global Warming now.
http://www.youaredumb.net/node?from=1
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post #14 of 25
2/1/08 at 4:11pm
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Yeah, that's how I learned of Boone's new profession in the first place.
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post #15 of 25
2/1/08 at 4:23pm
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Originally Posted by Chris O. View Post
Yeah, that's how I learned of Boone's new profession in the first place.
The day that I trust the guy who sang "Love Letters in the Sand" as a credible authority on global warming is the day that I will eat my hoodie.
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post #16 of 25
2/1/08 at 5:21pm
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HEY!!! Who don't we EVER mock around here in front of me, hmmm, Tim? What have we discussed? ( )
Well it was either them or the Monkees. I rag on the Monkees, especially Peter Tork, and I'd get whacked from multiple directions. At the very least, I'm pretty sure I can outrun you.

But, to make nicey nice...



Love them pants!

ETA: Shit! I've made people think about Pat Boone! Let's try... Bobby Goldsboro! Discuss!
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post #17 of 25
2/1/08 at 5:41pm
Dude, I am so glad I missed the fucking 70s. So very, very glad.
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post #18 of 25
2/1/08 at 5:53pm
Whippersnapper!

You missed out on Bruce Lee. Superfly. Star Wars (first run!). Network. Punk rock. M*A*S*H and Happy Days (first run!). The Atari 2600. Mego action figures. The Six Million Dollar Man.

And leave us not forget the Monkees. The Partridge Family. Good Times. UFO. Emergency. SWAT. Welcome Back Kotter. The rise of John Travolta. And the entertainment juggernaut from Scotland that was... The Bay City Rollers.

Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it, you young scalawag. And get the HELL off my lawn!
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post #19 of 25
2/1/08 at 6:34pm
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Whippersnapper!

You missed out on Bruce Lee. Superfly. Star Wars (first run!). Network. Punk rock. M*A*S*H and Happy Days (first run!). The Atari 2600. Mego action figures. The Six Million Dollar Man.

And leave us not forget the Monkees. The Partridge Family. Good Times. UFO. Emergency. SWAT. Welcome Back Kotter. The rise of John Travolta. And the entertainment juggernaut from Scotland that was... The Bay City Rollers.

Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it, you young scalawag. And get the HELL off my lawn!
Battle of the Network Stars!
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post #20 of 25
2/1/08 at 6:53pm
and Howard Cosell's toupee.
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post #21 of 25
2/1/08 at 9:41pm
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Originally Posted by Timothy225 View Post
But, to make nicey nice...

Love them pants!
My dreamboats. Their arms were as scrawny as their chord changes (not my joke, can't take credit for that one...).
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post #22 of 25
2/2/08 at 3:21am
My Ghod --I will take the 70's again over today in a heartbeat! Nixon resigning! Elton John! and my fovorite singer from 1975--Barry Manilow!
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post #23 of 25
2/2/08 at 5:54am
Not to mention that the '70s gave me my most prized possession. Green corduroy bell-bottom pants. And a beret. I was such a little pimp back then.
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post #24 of 25
2/2/08 at 11:08pm
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Well it was either them or the Monkees. I rag on the Monkees, especially Peter Tork, and I'd get whacked from multiple directions.
Smart man. Smart SMART man.

Mike Nesmith says to tell you he sends his best, if you know what I mean.
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post #25 of 25
2/3/08 at 4:38pm
Nothing but love for Nesmith, teledork. Nothing but love.

Something else about the 70s that you youngsters with your MTV and your CDs and stuff don't appreciate:

We had Charles (Death Wish) Bronson.

That is all. You may commence with the envy.
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