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Judy Tenuta's Super Bowl Prediction

post #1 of 13
2/2/08 at 3:14pm
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http://www.star-telegram.com/364/story/445986.html

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“The Love Goddess Judy hereby decrees that the Patriots will win with swiftness and ease. Not just because Tom Brady is Victoria Secret’s dream, But because they are the world’s best football team.”
Thanks, Judy!
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post #2 of 13
2/2/08 at 10:54pm
Great. Now the Patriots will fall victim to the fabled Tenuta Curse!
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post #3 of 13
2/3/08 at 4:52pm
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How does Dick Van Patten see things going:

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“35-14 Patriots. Tom Brady is going to make dog food out of the Giants.” — DICK VAN PATTEN, actor (Eight Is Enough)
Hmmm, exactly what type of dog food will the Giants become, Dick?

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post #4 of 13
2/3/08 at 4:55pm
Molt, please tell me someone sent you these predictions. I expect you to be on the phone RIGHT NOW asking Billy Blanks and Christopher Lambert for theirs, not Judy and Dick.
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post #5 of 13
2/3/08 at 5:00pm
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They're all at the link at the top. But since you asked...

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“21-13 Giants. The right Manning is in the Super Bowl.” — DOLPH LUNDGREN, actor, Universal Soldier
Simple. Concise. To the point.
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post #6 of 13
2/3/08 at 5:02pm
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Originally Posted by Moltisanti View Post
They're all at the link at the top. But since you asked...



Simple. Concise. To the point.
If the Pats win this will be buried. If the Giants win, we have yet more proof that Dolph is the next step in human evolution and we must bow in his glory.
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post #7 of 13
2/3/08 at 6:14pm
So, what you're saying is that the Giants will "break them"?
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post #8 of 13
2/3/08 at 6:19pm
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“27-17 Giants. Most people will think I am crazy, but I truly believe the Giants will pull it off.” — DIONNE WARWICK, singer (“I’ll Never Fall in Love Again”)
I wonder if Ms. Warwick consulted with a "network" of "friends" before making this prediction.
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post #9 of 13
2/3/08 at 6:28pm
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“I’m picking the Giants to win by three points. My good buddy, Michael Strahan, will come up with a huge defensive stop to set up the winning field goal.” — JARED FOGLE, Subway sandwich chain spokesman
I don't know why, but I think a world where Jared and Michael Strahan are close friends is a perfect world. Today, I'm glad to be alive.
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post #10 of 13
2/4/08 at 2:04am
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“21-13 Giants. The right Manning is in the Super Bowl.” — DOLPH LUNDGREN, actor, Universal Soldier
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Originally Posted by JudgeSmails View Post
If the Pats win this will be buried. If the Giants win, we have yet more proof that Dolph is the next step in human evolution and we must bow in his glory.
How much more evidence do we need? His pick and final score was closer than every one of those other celebrities. He simply does not know how to not be amazing.
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post #11 of 13
2/4/08 at 2:29am
Consider yourself lucky that Judy Tenuta was merely making a prediction and was not joining Giselle Bundchen's vow.
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post #12 of 13
2/4/08 at 10:41am
Hope it happens. Most likely it won't. But, still...
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post #13 of 13
2/4/08 at 11:20am
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Originally Posted by Timothy225 View Post
Hope it happens. Most likely it won't. But, still...
She should schedule it for the same time as the Giants victory parade, only completely across town.
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