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post #51 of 83
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Originally Posted by Frankypanky View Post
Deranged globe trotting dutchmen don't tend to be in Amsterdam. Because of all the globe trotting and stuff. Eh, right?
Deranged Globe Trotting Dutchmen would be an awesome name for a band.
post #52 of 83
Van der slut is now apparently saying he was high on marijuana when he did this.

Also, wtf is he keeping on his personal laptop computer that "links him to the disappearance of Natalee Holloway."
post #53 of 83
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Originally Posted by Ryan S~ View Post
Imagine if they were Chinese Communists on top of all of that.
That's "Chi-COM" if you please.

I'm just glad that the evils of Marijuana AKA "The Devils' Weed" have finally been exposed!

Also, she did grab his laptop!
post #54 of 83
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Originally Posted by The Closer View Post
Also, wtf is he keeping on his personal laptop computer that "links him to the disappearance of Natalee Holloway."
From what CNN is saying, he left this girl alone in the room with his stuff to get coffee. She goes on his laptop, Googles him, and the Natalee Holloway stuff comes up. He walks in on her, a fight ensues, she gets killed.
post #55 of 83
Well, in case you didnt think the guy was a douche already:

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The Dutch citizen, who was twice arrested in connection with the disappearance of Natalee Holloway but released for lack of evidence, said he would reveal the location of the body and the circumstances surrounding her death for $25,000 in cash. He asked for $250,000 in total, the document states.

Van der Sloot and Beth Holloway's representative met in Aruba, where a payment of $10,000 was made to him, followed by a transfer of $15,000 to a personal bank account in the Netherlands, the document states.

In exchange, van der Sloot showed the representative a house where supposedly Holloway's remains were, according to the document. When records showed that the house wasn't even built at the time of her disappearance, van der Sloot admitted that he lied, Interpol said.
Source.
post #56 of 83
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Originally Posted by The Closer View Post
Well, in case you didnt think the guy was a douche already:



Source.
Also, he thought Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull was a "great movie"
post #57 of 83
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Originally Posted by The Closer View Post
Also, wtf is he keeping on his personal laptop computer that "links him to the disappearance of Natalee Holloway."
I wasn't on Google that day, did they put up a doodle in honor of him?
post #58 of 83
Maybe he had his Wikipedia page bookmarked, like the douche he is.
post #59 of 83
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Originally Posted by The Closer View Post
Well, in case you didnt think the guy was a douche already:



Source.
Ugh. The douchechills are overwhelming. I'm afraid to even Google him because I might see a picture of him wearing two polo shirts with the collars popped and get an aneurysm from overexposure to douchebaggery.

I hope he gets raped in the ass while in jail.
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post #61 of 83
Hahaha!

Not only seems that douche to be a sociopathic killer but a green-collar criminal as well.
post #62 of 83
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Originally Posted by Princess Kate View Post
I almost went on a 3 month trip on Amsterdam after highschool, and now I'm (almost) glad I didn't. Knowing that there are deranged dutchmen out there globe trotting tends to make you pause and think before booking any travel plans. Brokedown Palace, Taken ETC all teach us the lesson that sometimes the best vacation is one spent at home.
Sorry Kate, just read this and as an inhabitant of Europe and frequent visitor of several Dutch towns including Amsterdam, this just made me laugh. Out hard.
That said, dear folks, just a reminder:

-Traveling to Paris will likely get you abducted within a half hour after landing.
-An overnight stay anywhere in Eastern Europe will get you sold on the internet.
-Not only is Belgium rampant with serial killers, they get to film their exploits as well!
-Never mind roaches, Spanish apartments are commonly infested with raging zombies.
-Just stay clear of Germany altogether, if you don't want your mouth getting sown to some stranger's ass, or vice versa.
-All in all, Amsterdam seems to be your best choice. With a little luck you'll bump into George Clooney and Brad Pitt in a coffee shop!

All joking aside Kate, and this is no attack, but rather some good advice: pay as much attention to any movie's 'warnings' about foreign cities as I take lessons from Deliverance or Texas Chainsaw Massacre: ABSOLUTELY NONE. Traveling broadens your mind and relieves those paranoid anxieties you may have about other people. You'll become a better person for it. The girlfriend & I have just made the decision to fulfill a lifelong dream in 2012: a four month motorhome trip through the States. The savings account just got established, but damn we can't wait, and no amount of grisly horror flicks we see in the meantime will change that.

Sorry for the derail, carry on about this Van der Sloot fucker. The amount of douchery on display would be laughable, if there weren't two people dead already.
post #63 of 83
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Originally Posted by cheftournel
pay as much attention to any movie's 'warnings' about foreign cities as I take lessons from Deliverance or Texas Chainsaw Massacre: ABSOLUTELY NONE.
Well, that's your first mistake right there.
post #64 of 83
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Originally Posted by Princess Kate View Post
my sister had dinner with that girl who got killed by that crazy guy in 2009.
THE crazy guy murders of '09?! Where the girl got killed?! Crazy.
post #65 of 83
I think I heard about those. Was that around the same time as all of those non-fatal traffic accidents across the country?
post #66 of 83
I still have nightmares about that case where the couple got killed by that guy in that horrible way in 2007.
post #67 of 83
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Originally Posted by Ryan Bean View Post
THE crazy guy murders of '09?! Where the girl got killed?! Crazy.
Yes. My sister went to some formal dinner with her for some reason

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Originally Posted by cheftournel View Post

All joking aside Kate, and this is no attack, but rather some good advice: pay as much attention to any movie's 'warnings' about foreign cities as I take lessons from Deliverance or Texas Chainsaw Massacre: ABSOLUTELY NONE. Traveling broadens your mind and relieves those paranoid anxieties you may have about other people. You'll become a better person for it. The girlfriend & I have just made the decision to fulfill a lifelong dream in 2012: a four month motorhome trip through the States. The savings account just got established, but damn we can't wait, and no amount of grisly horror flicks we see in the meantime will change that.

Sorry for the derail, carry on about this Van der Sloot fucker. The amount of douchery on display would be laughable, if there weren't two people dead already.
I know that probably 90% of the time nothing is going to go wrong, and I guess I would travel if I had the chance (by the chance I mean the $$$). I've tried to travel before but my plans always seem to fall apart at the last minute. In 2007 I was going to spend 7 month in Mumbai with a friend, and I ended up losing out because my passport took forever to process. I think if I'd gone on that trip, my life would be in a much different place now, oh well..

Anyway, so yes, globe trotting might not always end up devolving into a horror movie, but the fact of the matter is that there is danger everywhere. I nearly met with disaster when I traveled to Quebec with my dad in 2006, and even at the Obama Inauguration I had a scary encounter.
post #68 of 83
Did you notice that in all these cases the year of the murders had four numbers in it? I'm seeing a pattern here. We could be dealing with a single serial killer.
post #69 of 83
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Originally Posted by stelios View Post
Did you notice that in all these cases the year of the murders had four numbers in it? I'm seeing a pattern here. We could be dealing with a single serial killer.
My God, you're right!!! And the Jack the Ripper murders occurred in 1888, yet another year having four numbers. Do you think this serial killer is Jack the Ripper?!? It fits the pattern.
post #70 of 83
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Originally Posted by Mattioli View Post
My God, you're right!!! And the Jack the Ripper murders occurred in 1888, yet another year having four numbers. Do you think this serial killer is Jack the Ripper?!? It fits the pattern.
It depends on the calendar you're using. A non julian calendar might not refer to 2010AD using four numerals
post #71 of 83
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Originally Posted by Princess Kate View Post
It depends on the calendar you're using. A non julian calendar might not refer to 2010AD using four numerals
Are you trying to cover for Jack the Ripper? Why, Kate, why?
post #72 of 83
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Originally Posted by Mattioli View Post
Are you trying to cover for Jack the Ripper? Why, Kate, why?
While it's possible that someone from 1888 is still alive, it's extremely unlikely a serial killer would be able to escape detection for over 125 years (or would be able bodied enough to continue claiming victims)
post #73 of 83
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Originally Posted by Princess Kate View Post
While it's possible that someone from 1888 is still alive, it's extremely unlikely a serial killer would be able to escape detection for over 125 years (or would be able bodied enough to continue claiming victims)
I think Stelios's theory proves you very, very wrong. So, I ask again: why are you protecting Jack the Ripper?
post #74 of 83
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Originally Posted by Mattioli View Post
I think Stelios's theory proves you very, very wrong. So, I ask again: why are you protecting Jack the Ripper?
We will just have to agree to disagree. I'm not protecting anyone (other than myself, from the Van Der Sloots of the world)
post #75 of 83
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Originally Posted by Mattioli View Post
I think Stelios's theory proves you very, very wrong. So, I ask again: why are you protecting Jack the Ripper?
Isn't it blindingly obvious? She's Jack The Ripper. It also explains why she was so quick to blame the Dutch for the murders.
post #76 of 83
Or shall we say, Jill the Ripper?
post #77 of 83
Actually, I'm Ian Holm

post #78 of 83
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Originally Posted by Mattioli View Post
Or shall we say, Jill the Ripper?
I think you meant this.
post #79 of 83
Don't you listen?


I said I was Ian Holms!
post #80 of 83
Didn't have time to read the whole thread. Ian Holms killed Natalie Halloway? Man, Nancy Grace is going to flip....
post #81 of 83
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Originally Posted by The Closer View Post
This is a thing? People really do this? I refuse to believe this photo wasn't staged.

Also, why does this guy have the same expression Eli Roth does in Inglorious Basterds when looking at Brad Pitt?
post #82 of 83
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Originally Posted by Martianman View Post
Deranged Globe Trotting Dutchmen would be an awesome name for a band.

Let me tell you, with this, Geert Wilders gaining a shitload of seats in the elections last week and Sieneke's embarassing performance at the Eurovision Song Contest, being a dutchman kinda sucks right now.

Oh, and SienekeWildersVandersloot sounds like a progrock band. A shitty one.
post #83 of 83
Gadamn what a hilarious thread. Not what I was expecting at all when clicking onto one about crazy dutch mans. Never knew murder could be so funny.

PK's world view is so ridiculously full of paranoia backed up with extremely limited life experience, complimented with the complete inability to tell whether someone is joking or not in any given topic. Let's hope she gets out on early release from the time out program. I need more laughs today.
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