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post #1 of 70
Thread Starter 
They stray in the wilderness for years, only to return with a new name and a new face. This feels homey, but who the hell are all these people? Django? Don W.? Jacob Singer? Kronos? Kirby? Micah? Will?

Names that aren't hard to recall. Hope a few of them are still around.
post #2 of 70
Things change. People change. Hairstyles change...
post #3 of 70
Thread Starter 
My high top fade still serves me well. I'm happy to be back regardless. Even if it's anonymous for now. As if that matters to the ridiculous bastards that populate this joint.
post #4 of 70
Singer's here. Kirby's running drafts. Will, as in went crazy after 9/11 Will? Wiskerando posts once in a blue moon. Micah had a kiddo. Like Schwarzenegger in Junior.
post #5 of 70
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Will was crazy before 9/11. I recall Scientology and stuff. Glad to see Matchstick popping up. Pregnant Micah freaks me the fuck out.
post #6 of 70
Who are you?

Jacob and Kirby post often. And who cares about old posters who leave. You should care about the ones who stay.
post #7 of 70
Thread Starter 
Like the lovely Diva for instance. You resilience amazes me, so much prolonged exposure to devil must be hard on your skin.
post #8 of 70
Considering all the lost posts after the revamp and the always crappy search function, I'm baffled how someone who registered in 2008 knows about the crazy, Scientology Will. Or Kronos. Or any of the oldy-old timers.

I find it hard to believe you've lurked for 8 years without registering until now, so I'm betting you are someone who has posted before under another name. And that would be...?
post #9 of 70
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Shit lady, when I'm ready to drop that one you'll be the first to know. I'll enjoy my shiny new self for now. And posting with a clean view and outlook.
post #10 of 70
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And I haven't really been lurking. I literally never swung through after I decided to quit the joint.
post #11 of 70
Navel-gazing board culture sucks balls. You're back fresh and clean, whatever, post something about movies.
post #12 of 70
And the plot thickens. Clearly you started this thread to out yourself, but I'll let someone much smarter than me do it. I gotta agree with Phil though. If you're back, be back - and start talking about movies.
post #13 of 70
Thread Starter 
I've already dived in. Not to mention my old favorite forum--MUSIC. someone will catch on. Too many smart muthafuckas here to let it go on too long.
post #14 of 70
I doubt anyone gives a shit, BlackCrowe.
post #15 of 70
Thread Starter 
If you want to be cool with a random guess, try harder next time. Dick.
post #16 of 70
This is gonna be good.
post #17 of 70
Thread Starter 
Meh. Old news. Nothing new...or interesting in a tit for tat with devil.
post #18 of 70
I'm gonna hyjack this thread for a sec. Has anyone heard anything from Stew or Chris Wood? It's not like they have been gone all that long but they were always semi-regulars and now nothing. Nothing from Wood regarding RAMBO, nothing from Stew on all the recent James Bond or Michael Mann news.
post #19 of 70
Not familiar with Chris Wood as much as Stew, who I liked reading. Hope everything's okay.
post #20 of 70
I believe Chris Wood had a handful of pending DVDs from CHUD that were never reviewed, and this caused visible and understandable admin wrath. I don't know if this is the cause or only a symptom of his departure.
post #21 of 70
Wood was the founder of the B-Action thread. I figured for sure that RAMBO would get a return from him but there hasn't been a peep.

People get new jobs, new family obligations, new whatever. I don't assume anything bad has happened. Hopefully something good has happened that would send their attention elsewhere. Just curious.
post #22 of 70
Did you wash your vagina?
post #23 of 70
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
Not familiar with Chris Wood as much as Stew, who I liked reading. Hope everything's okay.
Wood attended the November DC Chewer meetup (3D BEOWULF!), but none of us have seen or heard from him since. Hope he's doing okay; he's a good guy, and extremely tall.
post #24 of 70
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Originally Posted by MartyFunkhouser View Post
Meh. Old news. Nothing new...or interesting
Pretty much sums up your latest addition to the board, I would say.
post #25 of 70
Sweet! I have been anxiously awaiting the return of Don Murphy. Finally!
post #26 of 70
Yeah, I thought it was odd not to have Wood at the January meetup. Hope he's getting by. Pleasant guy.
post #27 of 70
Can't this all go in the lame Cunningham bitch thread?
post #28 of 70
If you're not going to tell anybody who you WERE then don't bother teasing people about it like you're some evil villain waiting for their reveal in the third act.

But that aside, have a good time and post around.

Whatever DID happen to Wood? *scratches head*
post #29 of 70
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Can't this all go in the lame Cunningham bitch thread?
You leave Marion Ross out of this.
post #30 of 70
This Marty guy sounds like Bunny Dracula.
post #31 of 70
Thread Starter 
Oh, fuck you and your Bunny Drac. I say with the utmost sweetness of course.
post #32 of 70
Countess Anna?
post #33 of 70
But how does Slusho tie into all of this?
post #34 of 70
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Originally Posted by devincf View Post
I doubt anyone gives a shit, BlackCrowe.
Oh. My. God. Not... BlackCrowe!!!!!
post #35 of 70
Remember Kiteless??? Those were the days.
post #36 of 70
I vote Kronos. This guessing game is fun!
post #37 of 70
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Originally Posted by MartyFunkhouser View Post
after I decided to quit the joint.
Did you have an "I'm leaving" thread?
post #38 of 70
I wonder if we'll get another CHUD-wide de-masking/apocalypse party.
post #39 of 70
Thread Starter 
To Dre:

Oh fuck no. I'd be to ashamed to come back after that. My exit was pretty clean and non drawn out.
post #40 of 70
Then who gives a fuck?
post #41 of 70
Maybe it's that Matt Carroll asshole.
post #42 of 70
So far, this entire useless thread is pretty much Martwhateverhisnameis doing this:

post #43 of 70
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Originally Posted by MartyFunkhouser View Post
To Dre:

Oh fuck no. I'd be to ashamed to come back after that. My exit was pretty clean and non drawn out.
Do you think that the next exit will be pretty clean and not drawn out?
post #44 of 70
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Originally Posted by flyarz View Post
Maybe it's that Matt Carroll asshole.
I back that.
post #45 of 70
Thread Starter 
Like my cock? Probably.
post #46 of 70
post #47 of 70
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Originally Posted by flyarz View Post
Maybe it's that Matt Carroll asshole.
Oh. My. God. Not... Matt Carroll!!!!!!!!
post #48 of 70
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Originally Posted by Moltisanti View Post
Wood was the founder of the B-Action thread. I figured for sure that RAMBO would get a return from him but there hasn't been a peep.

People get new jobs, new family obligations, new whatever. I don't assume anything bad has happened. Hopefully something good has happened that would send their attention elsewhere. Just curious.

I was wondering the same thing about Chris Wood. He's vanished. Hope he's doing alright.
post #49 of 70
Well, I can tell you where they don't go, and that's to heaven where the angel's fly.

I happen to know what Chris Wood's up to, but I'm not sure he'd want me to get into it. But rest assured, you'll seem him again on the 4th of July.
post #50 of 70
If you speak to him let him know we all said hi and hope he's doing well. Oh, and let him know that Van Damme and Seagal each have movies coming to DVD on March 4th.
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