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http://www.wpbf.com/news/15194935/detail.html#

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Teens Unremorseful After Stealing From Girl Scout

BOYNTON BEACH, Fla. -- The State Attorney's Office will decide whether to charge two teens who admit they robbed a 9-year-old Girl Scout selling cookies outside of a Boynton Beach supermarket.

"I thought that it was a really mean thing to do, and I was sad after," Girl Scout Gracie Smith told WPBF News 25.

Authorities said that a 17-year-old girl in a hot-pink sweatshirt approached Smith outside of a Winn-Dixie supermarket at Hypoluxo and Jog roads in Boynton Beach Wednesday evening and asked the girl what her favorite cookies were. Police told WPBF that, while Smith was telling the teen about her favorite Cinna-Spins, the teen snatched an envelope containing about $167 off of Smith's table, hopped into another teen's car and drove away.
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Smith told WPBF that she turned to her mother in tears, saying, "Mommy! That girl took all my money!"

Authorities said they caught up with the 17-year-old girl Thursday and pulled her out of class at Park Vista High School, where she allegedly confessed to the crime, WPBF reported. Investigators said the girl's female accomplice, another a Park Vista student, also confessed.

The Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office said that the case has been handed over to the State Attorney's Office to determine if charges will be filed against the teens.

Smith's mother, Charlene Rubenstrunk, told WPBF that the girls returned to the store Thursday to taunt her daughter.

"They are within 10 feet of the same kid they just robbed last night and there is nothing anybody can do about it. I find that offensive," Rubenstrunk said.

The girls, whose names are not being released because they are minors, told WPBF that they were not remorseful for the crime, and that they did it because they "needed money."

"We went through all that effort to get it, we got all these charges and we had to give the money back. I'm kind of pissed," one of the girls told WPBF.

The other girl told WPBF that she was upset because police found them.

"I'm not sorry, I'm just pissed that I got caught," the girl said.

Money collected from the cookie sales were supposed to go toward Smith's sleep-over trip with Troop 664 to the Miami Seaquarium. Police were unable to recover the stolen money, but a father of one of the teens accused in the crime paid the money back to Smith's mother, WPBF reported.

Authorities said the teens were not charged because they did not use force to steal the money, nor did they take the money from the Girl Scout’s hands.

The State Attorney's Office will decide if the teens will be charged.

The Winn-Dixie supermarket is donating $200 to the troop, WPBF reported.
Here's my question: Why is there even an argument about whether these two evil cunts should be charged? I would say how completely dumbfounded I am by this country's insistance that nobody knows what the fuck they're doing until they're 18, but that goes hand in hand with another, easier to answer question of whether these two would be sitting in jail cell right this minute if they were black.

But I digress.
post #2 of 32
grrrrr...

Congratulations, you robbed from a nine year old girl scout, that makes you cock of the walk, you scum you.

This might be a slight derailment, but something tells me there is a lack of father figure in both homes.
post #3 of 32
Cinna-Spins? I never heard of those. Must be new. They're better than Tagalongs? I doubt that. Maybe they're better than Thin Mints but not if the Thin Mints have been in the fridge for an hour. Nothing beats chilled Thin Mints.
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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin View Post
This might be a slight derailment, but something tells me there is a lack of father figure in both homes.
Not necessarily...
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but a father of one of the teens accused in the crime paid the money back to Smith's mother, WPBF reported.
So there you go - a father, yes. A no-balls, pussy-whipped asshole of a father who pays off his rotten kid's theft, but a father all the same. I hope he's making her pay it back by scrubbing all the neighborhood toilets with her tongue. And that they all pay her in pennies.
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I hope he's making her pay it back by scrubbing all the neighborhood toilets with her tongue. And that they all pay her in pennies.
Iiiii've got a bonerrr!!!

This quote from the precious little snowflake kills me, though:
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"We went through all that effort to get it, we got all these charges and we had to give the money back. I'm kind of pissed."
Let's all say it together: Awww, poor wittle thief.
post #6 of 32
Someone needs to be dropped off in the middle of Detroit with no money or identification.
post #7 of 32
I'm kind of suprised at how blatantly they admit to commiting a crime and are only remorseful to the fact of being caught. They should be charged now before they get the idea stuck in their little air-filled heads that there's no penalty for theft, and they become repeat offenders.

I know your not supposed to touch girls, but I'd like to slap both their fucking heads so hard they get whiplash.
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Someone needs to be dropped off in the middle of Detroit with no money or identification.
If that becomes the way to punish criminals in the future, then I can't wait. You know it would be televised on Fox...
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If that becomes the way to punish criminals in the future, then I can't wait. You know it would be televised on Fox...
Someone get Richard Dawson out of hiberination and have him host this thing.
post #10 of 32
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Originally Posted by Retard
"I thought that it was a really mean thing to do, and I was sad after,"
I realize she's only 9, but way to sound like a Simple Sally in a news article. Duhrrrr.
post #11 of 32
Boynton Beach is the city just north of my where my parents live, and anything less than a double murder will get you just a slap on the wrist. The cops down there don't give a fuck about anything, and most of them are crooked anyways.
post #12 of 32
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Originally Posted by Moltisanti View Post
Cinna-Spins? I never heard of those. Must be new. They're better than Tagalongs? I doubt that. Maybe they're better than Thin Mints but not if the Thin Mints have been in the fridge for an hour. Nothing beats chilled Thin Mints.
I fucking love chilled thin mints. i remember once a couple of years ago my roommate was baffled as to why I was putting them in the fridge; I just looked at him in horror that he didn't know the secret to their deliciousness.

Which ones were tagalogs? (he said completely off topic in this thread)
post #13 of 32
Why does it seem like every time I read a story about some kids doing something totally fucked up, it's coming out of Florida? All that sunshine must bake their brains.
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Which ones were tagalogs? (he said completely off topic in this thread)
The ones made in the Philippines, duh.
post #15 of 32
Tagalongs are the chocolate ones with a layer of peanut butter toward the top. Apparently the name "Tagalongs" comes from a game that Girl Scouts play with a basketball. Why they can't just play basketball like the rest of us is unknown.
post #16 of 32
wow. bitches.
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The ones made in the Philippines, duh.
o i c wut u did there.
post #18 of 32
Two more people I'd hate-fuck.

ETA - Also, anybody check out that survey? Right now, it's 3914 votes to "yes, charge them" against 78 votes to "no, don't charge them"...oh and, 17 people are convinced there needs to be more investigation.
post #19 of 32
Dolly Parton had the right idea in 9 to 5: "Well, I say we hire a couple of wranglers to go upstairs and beat the shit out of 'em."

That Doralee... cutting through the bullshit, y'all.
post #20 of 32
Thank you Lisa for the clearing up.

God damn people. = (
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Iiiii've got a bonerrr!!!
I know how to make the mens go crazies!
post #22 of 32
While I never really bought into the cookies since they got rid of the Vanilla/Lemon Chalets, I do buy the occasional Trefoils box to placate the occasional co-worker.
post #23 of 32
As the father of teen daughters, I can attest to the idea that these young ladies could probably use a brick to the head. My own girls seem to think that being completely heinous examples of human beings is their God-given right.

Utterly narcissistic, completely willing to act without thought, fully devoted to emotional upheaval, conniving, lying and larcenous seem to be their makeup. I'm told by other parents of daughters that they eventually grow out of it, but I'm not convinced. We'll see in 8-10 years.

Until then, I will continue to love them and continue to not believe a damn word they say. Because I've stated this before and I still hold it as a primary belief:

Teen daughters are the debil.

eta: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....chilled thin mints
post #24 of 32
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Which ones were tagalogs? (he said completely off topic in this thread)
They were the ones whose box, back in the late 90s, featured copy and art created by the lesbian recruitment league.

Seriously. I bought one the instant I saw it. It'll be a collector's item.

If I can find time this week, I'll put up some scans.
post #25 of 32
I must be the only one who likes those peanut butter sandwich cookies. They might have the consistency of crushed shards of glass, but dammit if they aren't the most delicious shards of glass you've ever eaten.

Back on topic, weren't there other customers outside that supermarket? Nobody had the presence of mind to tackle one of these broads?
post #26 of 32
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Authorities said that a 17-year-old girl in a hot-pink sweatshirt approached Smith outside of a Winn-Dixie supermarket at Hypoluxo and Jog roads in Boynton Beach Wednesday evening and asked the girl what her favorite cookies were. Police told WPBF that, while Smith was telling the teen about her favorite Cinna-Spins, the teen snatched an envelope containing about $167 off of Smith's table, hopped into another teen's car and drove away.
From this report, it looks like a drive-by swiping. My guess is that no one else was aware of what was going on until the car was on its way out of the parking lot.
post #27 of 32
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eta: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....chilled thin mints
Thin Mint Ice Cream > Frozen Thin Mints
post #28 of 32
I will have to second the love of thin mint ice cream. That is far tastier than it has any right to be.
post #29 of 32
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I must be the only one who likes those peanut butter sandwich cookies. They might have the consistency of crushed shards of glass, but dammit if they aren't the most delicious shards of glass you've ever eaten.
No, I'd fight you for them. And then steal your money and feel no remorse.
post #30 of 32
Lisa brings up an interesting point: what the fuck is wrong with those girls that made them not steal any cookies at the same time? I assume the thief had two hands!
post #31 of 32
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No, I'd fight you for them. And then steal your money and feel no remorse.
Okay, is anyone else disappointed that this didn't end "....like I stole your bike"?
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Lisa brings up an interesting point: what the fuck is wrong with those girls that made them not steal any cookies at the same time? I assume the thief had two hands!
Fucking minors. Can't even steal right. We really need to get more creative with punishment. How many boxes of those cookies would the money that they took buy? Enough to make them really, really ill for a long time? Or even better, give them an eating disorder?
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