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The Wine Rack

post #1 of 27
2/5/08 at 4:53pm
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Greatest invention ever?!

It's certainly in the running.
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post #2 of 27
2/5/08 at 4:55pm
So if they want to make their boobs bigger suddenly they have to puke in that tube?
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post #3 of 27
2/5/08 at 4:57pm
Couldn't one end up... um... lopsided?
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post #4 of 27
2/5/08 at 5:16pm

It's boner time!
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post #5 of 27
2/5/08 at 5:17pm
And who doesn't love a good wine at a bubbling 98.6 degrees?
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post #6 of 27
2/5/08 at 5:19pm
I prefer my wine at womb temperature.
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post #7 of 27
2/5/08 at 5:19pm
Hmmm, interesting. Women tend to get much less attractive the more drunk they are, while also losing bust size, its a no win situation.
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post #8 of 27
2/5/08 at 5:23pm
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Originally Posted by Blofeld View Post
I prefer my wine at womb temperature.
See, now we have to kill you.
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post #9 of 27
2/5/08 at 6:03pm
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What gets me is that they are out of stock of the medium sized bras. Small breasted ladies smarter than big boobed ladies? I think the answer is clear.
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post #10 of 27
2/5/08 at 6:31pm
This takes breast-feeding to a whole new level.
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post #11 of 27
2/5/08 at 6:38pm
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What gets me is that they are out of stock of the medium sized bras. Small breasted ladies smarter than big boobed ladies? I think the answer is clear.
I don't know if they're smarter - they're probably just alcoholics who wanted to hold more booze. So they bought the bigger bra!
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post #12 of 27
2/5/08 at 6:41pm
For some reason... I'm kind of thirsty right now....
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post #13 of 27
2/5/08 at 6:46pm
Thanks for keeping us abreast of new and exciting wine trends, Diva. If they only had a jock strap version, I'd be surreptitiously delivering some nice, warm, smokey, ball-heated merlot to my homies at the baseball games.
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post #14 of 27
2/5/08 at 7:03pm
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Thanks for keeping us abreast of new and exciting wine trends, Diva. If they only had a jock strap version, I'd be surreptitiously delivering some nice, warm, smokey, ball-heated merlot to my homies at the baseball games.
The same guy that made this, made the "beer belly". So, you are not completely helpless. http://www.thebeerbelly.com/
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post #15 of 27
2/5/08 at 7:05pm
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I prefer my whine at womb temperature.
I had to do it...
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post #16 of 27
2/5/08 at 9:40pm
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Originally Posted by Minsky View Post
Thanks for keeping us abreast of new and exciting wine trends, Diva. If they only had a jock strap version, I'd be surreptitiously delivering some nice, warm, smokey, ball-heated merlot to my homies at the baseball games.
I am dying to have the rep system back here, people....
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post #17 of 27
2/6/08 at 1:08am
Got wine?
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post #18 of 27
2/6/08 at 11:41am
(Typing this while at the Club's drawing room, wearing a smoking jacket) This item brings up a couple of conundrums in ettiquette. If you've made dinner reservations in advance at a posh restaurant, when is it proper for the lady in question to, ahem, "whip one out"? During the appetizers or just before the main course?

Should one figure out what they plan to dine on before arriving at said restaurant, and make sure the wine in the "rack" is appropriate for the meal? is it possible to have a sparkling white wine in one "hooter" and a smashing vin doux naturel (a Banyuls, mayhaps) in the other, so all bases are covered?

Do be a love, and RSVP with the answer to my query post haste, as I have plans with Muffy and her "twins" tonight.
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post #19 of 27
2/6/08 at 12:32pm
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Do be a love, and RSVP with the answer to my query post haste, as I have plans with Muffy and her "twins" tonight.
You could always bring a second girl.
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post #20 of 27
2/6/08 at 2:10pm
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You could always bring a second girl.
But what of her feelings, man? I should favor the girl with the red wine over the other if I decide to have Beef Wellington over fish? Suppose the girl with the white wine gets upset? There'd be a scene and you can be sure it would make the society pages. The scandal, billylove, the scandal! Whatever boost my reputation wold get by squiring two maidens fair for an evenings repast would be destroyed by a brouhaha, a donnybrook if you prefer, that would ruin my reputation amongst the elite.

No, my lad, such a peccadillo must be avoided at all costs. I do apprecaite your sage advice however - you, sir, may feel free to stop by for a rousing game of Squash, followed by drinks and cigars at the Explorer's Club this afternoon. Call and ask for Humphries and he'll treat you to a fine cognac, there's a good chap.
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post #21 of 27
2/6/08 at 2:26pm
sometimes the avatar makes the post.
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post #22 of 27
2/6/08 at 2:35pm
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post #23 of 27
2/6/08 at 4:41pm
That's my buddy. Always overthinking this kind of stuff.
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post #24 of 27
2/6/08 at 6:18pm
Gotta do something with my cranium besides not grow hair on it.
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post #25 of 27
2/6/08 at 10:44pm
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I am dying to have the rep system back here, people....
As am I. God DAMN, Tim. . . .!
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post #26 of 27
2/8/08 at 2:13pm
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is it possible to have a sparkling white wine in one "hooter" and a smashing vin doux naturel (a Banyuls, mayhaps) in the other, so all bases are covered?
Fill both tits with vodka.

Call it good.
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post #27 of 27
2/8/08 at 2:24pm
Lets get some Buttery Nipples in those hidden hooch parlors.
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