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post #151 of 159
2/11/08 at 3:51pm
Damn. Edit function won't let me go back and edit in Patrick's name.

Thanks, Chris!


For posterity:

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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll
I swear to God, I can smell this thread
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post #152 of 159
2/11/08 at 7:01pm
51.? Is that right?

Again, because the search function is ass fucked, I can't get this exactly right, but it definitely deserves to be here. Since you may never find the thread, it was in the Sex forum, and I think it was called "Strip Club Horror Stories". Jacknife Johnny had posted a story about a stripper coming on to him - VERY strongly - and someone mentioned that he probably had contracted herpes as a result. Meanwhile, the thread got derailed when Qurant & Phil! (I think) started arguing with Devin about something. Jacknife comes back with: "Oh, dear, how will my herpes ever get cured with you guys arguing like this?" to which Phil! (I think) responds:

"You keep out of this! You didn't even have sense enough to come when the stripper gave you the herpes!"

(Sigh) It works so much better if you can just read the damn thread and put it in context yourself. But it was really freakin' funny.
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post #153 of 159
2/11/08 at 7:03pm
Man, you mangled that one. But thanks. And to be fair, his story was about actually getting his dick into a stripper during a lapdance. And he opted not to finish.
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post #154 of 159
2/12/08 at 1:55pm
Sorry. I tried.
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post #155 of 159
2/12/08 at 5:04pm
If Clint were a Chewer:

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Originally Posted by Frank Horrigan
You have a rendezvous with my ass, motherfucker!
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post #156 of 159
2/13/08 at 4:26am
I've gone through the list and I believe we're actually up to #56.

Another bit o' Brad, this from the 'Disappearing Hell?' thread:

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Originally Posted by Brad Millette View Post
Oh please God, if you exist, let eenin and anyname get in a long debate.
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post #157 of 159
2/14/08 at 1:08pm
A Miss Zooey gem, by request:

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Originally Posted by MissZooey View Post
Patrick is our welcoming committee. He makes the rest of us look good. It's his job not to sort the shills from the well-intentioned but misguided while the rest of us pile on in a glorious orgy of social Darwinism.
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post #158 of 159
2/15/08 at 5:14am
58.
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Originally Posted by Greg David View Post
Every time you kill a bat with a tennis racket, a goth kid cries.

Odds are.
It's new, but damn if I'm not going to spend the next month pretending I came up with it.
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post #159 of 159
2/16/08 at 4:27am
59.

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Originally Posted by Bailey View Post
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