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post #51 of 159
2/7/08 at 1:42pm
Wow...was that serious?
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post #52 of 159
2/7/08 at 1:42pm
I wish the search worked so I could find the exact quote + emoticon I'm looking for. Was from The Day After Tomorrow pre-release, picture thread. Laugharn or Dellamorte might remember it.

This thread would have been better off being born before the redesign. Just can't really search.
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post #53 of 159
2/7/08 at 1:46pm
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Originally Posted by Kevin Matchstick View Post
I wish the search worked so I could find the exact quote + emoticon I'm looking for. Was from The Day After Tomorrow pre-release, picture thread. Laugharn or Dellamorte might remember it.

This thread would have been better off being born before the redesign. Just can't really search.
I was thinking about the same thread. Something along the lines of "What's that by that table?"
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post #54 of 159
2/7/08 at 1:50pm
Found it!!

28.
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ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING THOSE THINGS NEXT TO THE TABLES ARE?!
Thread located: http://chud.com/forum/showthread.php?t=57802
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post #55 of 159
2/7/08 at 1:53pm
29.
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Originally Posted by Horrid
I can't remember the last time I saw a retard take off his mask to reveal he has downs syndrome, then claim it as an emphatic victory. Good for him I suppose, it'll make for a great story at his 12th birthday party.
This was about Barzun. I thought it was brilliant.

I wish I could find Slater's post from the Elektra thread about the guy with the animal tattoos that came to life being the breakout character of 2005. I lost it in a 12-person class reading that.
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post #56 of 159
2/7/08 at 1:54pm
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Originally Posted by xmfreak17 View Post
ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING THOSE THINGS NEXT TO THE TABLES ARE?!
HBarr, you are the best. How the hell did you find it?
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post #57 of 159
2/7/08 at 1:56pm
I remembered it came out in May of 04, so just randomly started checking out the Main Sewer for that time frame. Just lucky, I guess, that it wasn't hiding in some other forum.

That thread is still golden. Classic.

Another reason to heart Wiskerando (and thank you new CHUD feature of finding related threads)

http://chud.com/forum/showthread.php?t=57816
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post #58 of 159
2/7/08 at 1:57pm
So- what was next to the tables?
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post #59 of 159
2/7/08 at 1:58pm
Fuck, the picture is kind of key to it. Still. Certainly one of my favorite quotes.
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post #60 of 159
2/7/08 at 1:58pm
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Originally Posted by Kevin Matchstick View Post
HBarr, you are the best. How the hell did you find it?
I found a good old quote from you, but I'm afraid certain parties would take it the wrong way. So, I'll leave it up to someone else to post.
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post #61 of 159
2/7/08 at 1:59pm
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Originally Posted by The LD View Post
Wow...was that serious?
It was from his third goodbye thread.
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post #62 of 159
2/7/08 at 1:59pm
Unfortunately, this has to be paraphrased.

30.

Quote:
Originally Posted by JWFokker
Racism and eugenics aside, the Nazi party really wasn't all that bad.
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post #63 of 159
2/7/08 at 2:15pm
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Originally Posted by Kevin Matchstick View Post
Fuck, the picture is kind of key to it. Still. Certainly one of my favorite quotes.


That's what's left of it.
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post #64 of 159
2/7/08 at 2:29pm
I was hoping that someone would bring "Racism and eugenics aside..." into this.

Oh, and it was "Shortest. Monolith. Ever." though I don't know how DaveB is going to feel about one of my short jokes about him being immortalized in here.

I'm not going to number it, but I nominate the whole of the "Tactical Strike" thread.
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post #65 of 159
2/7/08 at 2:35pm
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Originally Posted by MissZooey View Post
I don't know how DaveB is going to feel about one of my short jokes about him being immortalized in here.
Smaller?
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post #66 of 159
2/7/08 at 2:49pm
The fucking teletubbies? Oh man, NOW that quote makes sense. Hilarity!
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post #67 of 159
2/7/08 at 2:59pm
I've been trying to find a Jabba quote for this thread but I'll just submit this thread of his (one of MANY).

http://chud.com/forum/showthread.php?t=61572
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post #68 of 159
2/7/08 at 3:01pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Martin Savage View Post
Smaller?
Beings such as myself don't become smaller; we simply become more concentrated.
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post #69 of 159
2/7/08 at 3:05pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaveB View Post
Beings such as myself don't become smaller; we simply become more concentrated.
DaveBeings
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post #70 of 159
2/7/08 at 3:06pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaveB View Post
Beings such as myself don't become smaller; we simply become more concentrated.
Robust would work better (IMHO).
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post #71 of 159
2/7/08 at 3:08pm
If it's your monolith she's referring to Dave, I can forward you some emails.
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post #72 of 159
2/7/08 at 3:10pm
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Originally Posted by misfit View Post
DaveBeings
Drat! Now they know what the 'B' stands for!
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post #73 of 159
2/7/08 at 3:11pm
Indeed.

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post #74 of 159
2/7/08 at 3:37pm
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Originally Posted by Chris Miller View Post
I thought it was "Shortest". In either case I thought that was hilarious. Most people in here (myself included) love hearing Dave talk music, only his wife could throw that comment at him.
Could have been. I had to cobble that together from memory because, alas, as with so much other gold, the thread in question was lost in the revamp. I apologize to MissZoey for misquoting her if I did. And to DaveB for posting it in the 1st place. I just hadda, though. . . .
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post #75 of 159
2/7/08 at 3:41pm
31.
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Originally Posted by Rath
For the record, I love Judy Garland.
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post #76 of 159
2/7/08 at 3:43pm
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Originally Posted by DaveB View Post
Beings such as myself don't become smaller; we simply become more concentrated.
This. . . THIS is the sort of thing that gets the stoners worshiping. Oh, I miss the rep system. . .
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post #77 of 159
2/7/08 at 3:47pm
There's too many hilarious Nunzisms to choose from, so I'll go with a serious one that sums up a lot of the board politics:

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Originally Posted by Nick Nunziata
CHUD's MB is all about second chances (and fifteenth in some cases). It's also about treachery. People come and go, some go and form allegiances and connive. Some start competing sites. Some use this one as a recruitment center. Some just realize this is an organic and evolving community for better or worse. You know what, though? We're here and we'll continue to be.
I want to go h'up reevur with you to kick some Bison ass.
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post #78 of 159
2/7/08 at 3:51pm
Number 33 (?): And not to forget the true classics (though apparently lost deep in the sewers:
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Originally Posted by Olivemarie
*post removed by daughter*
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post #79 of 159
2/7/08 at 4:48pm
34. Me - what I posted in the Fountain trailer thread:

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Originally Posted by detonathor
Now that is film at it's highest potential.
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post #80 of 159
2/7/08 at 4:52pm
That flick did have potential....
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post #81 of 159
2/7/08 at 4:55pm
... and used it very well.
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post #82 of 159
2/7/08 at 4:59pm
A chick flick for dudes.
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post #83 of 159
2/7/08 at 4:59pm
Is there singing?
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post #84 of 159
2/7/08 at 5:03pm
One of my favorite threads was this goof:

http://chud.com/forum/showthread.php?t=36708

Which lead me to this thread:

http://chud.com/forum/showthread.php?t=77613

I don't know if there's pull quotes in either, though.
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post #85 of 159
2/7/08 at 5:30pm
Great, I think I'm going to get fired for laughing at "Fucking Snakes On A Plane".
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post #86 of 159
2/7/08 at 5:35pm
I miss Micheal Bay.
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post #87 of 159
2/7/08 at 5:36pm
When bringing up Classic Chewers, I always wonder what happened to this guy: http://chud.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69206

Edited to add: While looking at the above thread THIS thread was referenced in the similar threads box: http://chud.com/forum/showthread.php?t=62205
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post #88 of 159
2/7/08 at 6:09pm
We might be able to pull some quotes from this gem.
http://chud.com/forum/showthread.php?t=2921
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post #89 of 159
2/7/08 at 6:19pm
Props to Matchstick and Joe for reminding me about the TABLE.
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post #90 of 159
2/7/08 at 6:23pm
35: Seahawk

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Originally Posted by Seahawk View Post
"Welcome to the CHUD Sewer. Exits are located here, here and here. If you make me repeat it, I'll give you to uncle Mitch. If you feel queesy, just barf on yourself or on the side of the sewer. It's a self cleaning system. Sooner or later it all goes out somewhere. The dictionary is located here and here. If you can't find it, please visit Grendel and Lowshot in our Customer Diservice Division. They will gladly manhandle you. If you have any questions, please refer them to the dirty old man known as Will. Just have your stun gun ready. Any Questions? Good, cause I don't care. Next on our tour is the hall of Ludwigs and his collection of Caribou and mounted sculptures..."
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post #91 of 159
2/7/08 at 8:55pm
36: Michael Bay

Quote:
Originally Posted by Michael Bay View Post
Vanessa Marcil? Saved her for the end of the shoot, after I was tired of fucking Claire.

Here's my advice to actresses: If your director wants anal, you give it to him. Marcil wouldn't play ball, and I don't want to say I "ended" her career, but do the math.

I think Jessica Biel will be going places.
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post #92 of 159
2/8/08 at 7:53am
I wish I could find the actual quotes - I have no idea what the topics or threads were - but the places all over the board where DaveB would correct Swedish Miyagi's spelling and grammer were absolute gold.
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post #93 of 159
2/8/08 at 7:58am
37. Molitsanti

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I never would have thought Michael Richards was racist, not that there's anything wrong with that.
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post #94 of 159
2/8/08 at 8:00am
EDIT - Nevermind...billylove, DAAYUUMM YYOOOUU!!!
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post #95 of 159
2/8/08 at 8:03am
billylove beat you to it. Check post #90.
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post #96 of 159
2/8/08 at 8:22am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jan Travolta View Post
Number 33 (?): And not to forget the true classics (though apparently lost deep in the sewers:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Olivemarie
*post removed by daughter*

Let's not forget the post that started it all...

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Originally Posted by olivemarie
What Phantom star Peter Karrie is really like

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I met peter karrie 6 years ago when my daughter and I saw phantom, he seemed really nice at first but as the years went by Peter was not so nice, at first he wanted to be our friend and we tryed to help him with his career but we were stop by the women who runs his fan club and more recently when my mother pass away we tryed to reach him and it seems he wants nothing to do with us. I was told and I know this is true that he uses his fans and he tryed to get too friendly with my daughter. when she showed no interest he told her not to come to his shows anymore, he is not a nice person and when he does something wrong he runs away and lets his fans and friends cover for him and please don`t tell me I am lieing I know Peter Karrie and people just can`t believe that he is like this that he can do no wrong .if you want to know more you can email me at somec576@rogers.com you will be surprise when I tell you more but you Peter Karrie fans dont bother me I am sick and tried of you fans sticking up for him.


...and for you that missed this zinger of a thread, here it is...


[bollocks, this one went on for pages, and is now only 6 posts long...crap!]
[ahh, was linking to her initial post on the MainBoard and not Gossip...now fixed!]
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post #97 of 159
2/8/08 at 11:13am
Thank you for that link
i spent 2 minutes laughing at this

38 - Slater
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Olive, I'm one of the moderators here at CHUD. I'd like to formally apologize to both you and your mother for any verbal abuse you feel you have suffered in this thread. While I believe that everything said was done in the spirit of jest and no true harm was meant, it seems to have touched a nerve with both of you, and for that I'm sorry. Rest assured that I'll be personally contacting each person who posted in this thread about this incident, and I hope that resolves your problems with CHUD. If you have any further problems, I'd invite you to contact me directly and I'll do my best to see them resolved.

Also--and this is slightly off-topic--but I've heard that Peter Karrie's foreskin is so droopy and flacid that it can be easily stretched from one ear to the other as a sort of liver-spotted, earthy, goatish burial shroud. In fact, I've heard his testicles in general described as "cancerous love bumps swimming in a gray and steaming sea of rathair." True or false?
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post #98 of 159
2/8/08 at 12:14pm
39: _New__Order

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Originally Posted by _New__Order_ View Post
i can't tell if you are agreeing with me or not, but i'm fairly certain you called me Rosie O'Donnell, and that sir shall not pass, pistols at dawn, bring your strongest helper monkey, for he shall carry you home...
This made me chuckle...
Proof yet again that everything is funnier with monkeys.
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post #99 of 159
2/8/08 at 12:49pm
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Originally Posted by Mr.Crowley View Post
Proof yet again that everything is funnier with monkeys.
Well, obviously. Imagine the Rob Schneider canon with the leading man digitally erased and a monkey in his place.
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post #100 of 159
2/8/08 at 1:13pm
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Originally Posted by Cervaise View Post
Well, obviously. Imagine the Rob Schneider canon with the leading man digitally erased and a monkey in his place.
Would make The Animal kind of redundant, no?
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