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post #1 of 188
2/8/08 at 2:31am
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I think the other one got lost. Anyway...




PAHRUMP, Nev. - Former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss was arrested Thursday on charges of illegal possession of prescription drugs and driving under the influence, authorities said.



Fleiss was pulled over at about 9:30 a.m. by sheriff's deputies responding to a report of a possible drunken driver, the Nye County sheriff's office said.

Fleiss, 42, and a passenger in the car, John Owen, were found to be under the influence of a controlled substance, the sheriff's office said. Fleiss had prescription medication but could not produce a valid prescription, the sheriff's office said.

Fleiss was arrested on four counts, including possession of dangerous drugs without a prescription and driving under the influence. Owen, 53, was arrested on charges of being under the influence of a controlled substance and possession of marijuana.

A call seeking comment to a cell phone believed to be Fleiss' went unanswered Thursday, and there was no number for Owen listed in the Pahrump directory. Sheriff's deputies said they did not know if either had an attorney.

She posted bail of $1,376, while Owen posted bail of $1,264 and both were released.

Fleiss operates a coin-operated laundry, called Dirty Laundry, in this desert town 60 miles west of Las Vegas. She moved to Nye County in late 2005, after having been jailed in California for running a prostitution ring.
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post #2 of 188
2/8/08 at 6:04pm
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Originally Posted by Wee-Bey View Post
Fleiss operates a coin-operated laundry, called Dirty Laundry, in this desert town 60 miles west of Las Vegas.
Jesus, a crack whore has a better job than that.
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post #3 of 188
2/10/08 at 12:29pm
Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

*slide whistle*
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post #4 of 188
2/10/08 at 1:15pm
She has to be doing somewhat okay to be able to afford Steven Tyler's mouth.
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post #5 of 188
2/15/08 at 12:35am


Bai was arrested at LAX Airport for allegedly stealing $16 worth of batteries and tabloid magazines. So bizarre.

But not as bizarre as her singing the Divinyl's "I touch myself".
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post #6 of 188
2/15/08 at 2:43pm
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Bai was arrested at LAX Airport for allegedly stealing $16 worth of batteries and tabloid magazines. So bizarre.

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I wonder who is going to be Bai Ling her out of jail...


Joke's too good for just one post.
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post #7 of 188
2/15/08 at 2:53pm
I'd say that her career was Fledge Ling, but I sit awake nights in fear of Old Bruce Wayne's icy stare...
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post #8 of 188
2/15/08 at 3:04pm
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Originally Posted by Tati View Post
I wonder who is going to be Bai Ling her out of jail...
Joke's too good for just one post.
Ooooh, nooooo...
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post #9 of 188
2/15/08 at 3:11pm
I would've gone with Fai Ling, but hey, whatever works.
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post #10 of 188
2/15/08 at 3:14pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
Ooooh, nooooo...
I imagine that "noooo" is as in "noooo i can't believe how GREAT of a joke Tati just made", right?
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post #11 of 188
2/15/08 at 3:20pm
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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin View Post
I would've gone with Fai Ling, but hey, whatever works.
I just made that joke in the other thread! It's the vortex of the universe!
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I imagine that "noooo" is as in "noooo i can't believe how GREAT of a joke Tati just made", right?
No, you bad man. Definitely not.
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post #12 of 188
2/15/08 at 3:26pm
Like I said in the other thread, the title of her blog post about this incident is sig-worthy. So much so, that I sigged it.
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post #13 of 188
2/15/08 at 3:27pm
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I just made that joke in the other thread! It's the vortex of the universe!
That's...eerie. I haven't read the other thread!
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post #14 of 188
3/11/08 at 9:18pm
Just sit right there as I tell a tale, a tale of a fateful trip... Mary-Ann likes to smoke the sticky-icky!

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DRIGGS, Idaho - Perhaps they should have called her Mary Jane.

A surprise birthday party for Dawn Wells, the actress who played Mary Ann on "Gilligan's Island," ended with a nearly three-hour tour of the Teton County sheriff's office and jail when the 69-year-old was caught with marijuana in her vehicle while driving home.

Wells is now serving six months' unsupervised probation. She was sentenced Feb. 29 to five days in jail, fined $410.50 and placed on probation after pleading guilty to one count of reckless driving.

Prosecutors dropped misdemeanour counts of driving under the influence, possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of a controlled substance.



According to a sheriff's, Wells over was pulled over after she swerved across the fog lines and centre lines of State Highway 33 and repeatedly speeded up and slowed down.

The officer who stopped her said he smelled burning marijuana.
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post #15 of 188
3/18/08 at 4:01am
Thomas Jane DUI:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,338609,00.html
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post #16 of 188
3/18/08 at 8:40am
Wait till the cops find his son and the elderly couple in the back seat.
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post #17 of 188
3/18/08 at 9:07am
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It has to kind of hurt that they're calling him "The Punisher star Thomas Jane" right before the Janeless reboot comes out.
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post #18 of 188
3/18/08 at 9:13am
Justin, why no love for the hot schoolteacher?
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post #19 of 188
3/18/08 at 11:46am
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Wait till the cops find his son and the elderly couple in the back seat.
Seriously - you'd drink too, if you had all sorts of mutant monsters chasing you.
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post #20 of 188
3/18/08 at 12:28pm
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Wait till the cops find his son and the elderly couple in the back seat.
Goddamn you, I just choked on my coffee.
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post #21 of 188
3/26/08 at 6:10pm


Richie Sambora is facing possible criminal charges for child endangerment. Richie was arrested last night for DUI and his 10-year-old daughter, Ava, was in the car. Richie entered rehab last year and was said to be doing well.
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post #22 of 188
3/26/08 at 6:15pm
Where are his eyebrows?
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post #23 of 188
3/26/08 at 6:30pm
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Richie Sambora is facing possible criminal charges for child endangerment. Richie was arrested last night for DUI and his 10-year-old daughter, Ava, was in the car. Richie entered rehab last year and was said to be doing well.
Richie likes to party because, well.... It's his life. It's now or never. He ain't gonna live forever.
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post #24 of 188
3/26/08 at 8:31pm
See what yer missing, Heather!
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post #25 of 188
4/9/08 at 1:58pm
American Werewolf in Prison.

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post #26 of 188
4/9/08 at 2:15pm
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
Did he catch his wife makin' it with someone else?
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post #27 of 188
4/9/08 at 2:17pm
I love Idiot #11 in their Talkbacks. "Norma Rae" is going to protest by never ever drinking Dr. Pepper again... 30 years after he did the commercials. Ooooh, that'll show 'em.
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post #28 of 188
4/9/08 at 2:52pm
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Originally Posted by Big Jim Slade View Post
Did he catch his wife makin' it with someone else?

Imaginary rep to you, sir, for that obscure reference.
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post #29 of 188
4/9/08 at 3:04pm
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Originally Posted by Big Jim Slade View Post
Did he catch his wife makin' it with someone else?
Well done, sir, well done.
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post #30 of 188
4/9/08 at 3:13pm
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Originally Posted by Big Jim Slade View Post
Did he catch his wife makin' it with someone else?
Damn it, now I have that song stuck in my head. Can I have They Might Be Giants back, please?
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post #31 of 188
4/9/08 at 3:14pm
Congrats to TMZ for getting the EXCLUSIVE! on Naughton's domestic battery. It's good to know they can be counted to get the scoop should someone like Mark Linn-Baker slip off the straight-and-narrow and open fire on a daycare center.
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post #32 of 188
4/9/08 at 3:21pm
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Originally Posted by jonvoight's car View Post
Congrats to TMZ for getting the EXCLUSIVE! on Naughton's domestic battery. It's good to know they can be counted to get the scoop should someone like Mark Linn-Baker slip off the straight-and-narrow and open fire on a daycare center.
When Peter Scolari sets City Hall on fire, TMZ will be there.
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post #33 of 188
4/9/08 at 3:23pm
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Originally Posted by Ratty View Post
Imaginary rep to you, sir, for that obscure reference.
Screw that, my American Werewolf In Prison headline is gold. High concept gold. Someone get me that zombie/werewolf movie kid on the phone.
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post #34 of 188
4/9/08 at 3:30pm
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
Screw that, my American Werewolf In Prison headline is gold.
Let this be a lesson. If you want to get locked up, forget about calling Prince Charles a faggot and head straight to domestic battery.


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Someone get me that zombie/werewolf movie kid on the phone.
I was so looking forward to updates on that. I hope he starts up a detailed production blog on his site.
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post #35 of 188
4/9/08 at 4:24pm
I hope the cop who broke this up shouted "THAT'S ENOOOFF!" in his best Brian Glover.
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post #36 of 188
4/9/08 at 4:29pm
I heard there was a Mickey Mouse phone in the vicinity of the incident.
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post #37 of 188
4/9/08 at 5:36pm
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
Screw that, my American Werewolf In Prison headline is gold. High concept gold. Someone get me that zombie/werewolf movie kid on the phone.

I'd pay good money to see a werewolf-in-prison movie.
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post #38 of 188
4/9/08 at 6:19pm
Sounds like a new genre that's ready to be mined into the ground. Brilliance!
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post #39 of 188
4/9/08 at 8:00pm
Goddamn, all these obscure references are confusing me.
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post #40 of 188
4/9/08 at 8:05pm
Yeah, could you guys please stop making obscure movie references on an obscure movie site?
-At least as long as I am not in on the joke -
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post #41 of 188
4/10/08 at 2:20am
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Originally Posted by Disciple_72 View Post
I hope the cop who broke this up shouted "THAT'S ENOOOFF!" in his best Brian Glover.
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Naughton's rap sheet also includes public nudity and balloon theft.
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post #42 of 188
4/10/08 at 3:00pm
I've also got Glover's "No, YOUR'E fooked!" line prepped and ready to go, in case Sigourney Weaver's name ever makes it to this thread.
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post #43 of 188
4/10/08 at 3:03pm
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Originally Posted by Big Jim Slade View Post
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Naughton's rap sheet also includes public nudity and balloon theft.
Did at any point during the incident did John Landis proceed to throw himself thru a plate glass window?
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post #44 of 188
4/10/08 at 3:09pm
Upon his release, several witnesses reported hearing Naughton tell the police with a wink, "See you next Wednesday."
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post #45 of 188
4/10/08 at 3:44pm
Maybe Naughton and his wife just need some time apart. I recommend separate vacations. Or it's possible he fell off the wagon (or is it on the wagon?).
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post #46 of 188
4/10/08 at 4:01pm
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Originally Posted by Big Jim Slade View Post
Or it's possible he fell off the wagon (or is it on the wagon?).
I agree - no one wants this to turn into one of those Cape Fear scenarios.
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post #47 of 188
4/10/08 at 9:56pm
It's cashmere!
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post #48 of 188
4/15/08 at 2:10am
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Originally Posted by Ratty View Post
I'd pay good money to see a werewolf-in-prison movie.
Here ya go, Ratty! --

http://www.wiawpmovie.com/
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post #49 of 188
4/15/08 at 3:35am
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Here ya go, Ratty! --

http://www.wiawpmovie.com/

Oh, how instantly I regret that comment!
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post #50 of 188
4/15/08 at 1:10pm
I-I may actually have to watch that flick. Werewolves, hot chicks and a prison?

Sold.
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