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La Pequeña Prohibida!

post #1 of 46
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I have been hungover all day and this video of this sexy bitch, La Pequeña Prohibida, has brought me back. I don't know what's going and I'm a little scared, but she's got me hypnotized. I feel like I'm in an episode of Twin Peaks!
post #2 of 46
I thought the Chiodo Brothers weren't working anymore.
post #3 of 46
Shakira has really hit the wall.
post #4 of 46
When she crept up to the camera and started blowing kisses, I actually reared back from the screen and let out a terrified Pee-Wee Herman-like wail.
post #5 of 46
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Shakira has really hit the wall.
At about 70 mph, no less.
post #6 of 46
This is far worse than the dancing anorexic skeleton girl.
post #7 of 46
I'd hit it.

With the first blunt object I could find.
post #8 of 46
Ooh, I'm really scared. No! Don't! There's a- a peck here with an acorn pointed at me!
post #9 of 46
I was about to go to sleep and I clicked that link.

Now I have to sleep with the The Military Channel on as a night light.


Thanks.
post #10 of 46
They are auditioning for Gremlins 3?
post #11 of 46
I thought Cronenberg cut this part out, right before Goldblum ate that arm growing out of his chest?
post #12 of 46
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Yet another video. I think it's an outtake from Pulp Fiction: Bring out the gimp!
post #13 of 46
But at his day job, he's all business.....
post #14 of 46
I'm just happy Machine has found some work after 8MM.
post #15 of 46
Luckily, Lucas decided against including a love interest for Yoda when he was writing the prequels.
post #16 of 46
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post #17 of 46
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When she crept up to the camera and started blowing kisses, I actually reared back from the screen and let out a terrified Pee-Wee Herman-like wail.
Squeeee?
post #18 of 46
That first video looked like the Mini-Me version of John Leguizamo in To Wong Foo . . .

Oh, Internet, must you horrify me so on a regular basis?
post #19 of 46
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Awww, fucking hell. One of my friends emailed this to me a couple of weeks ago. I'm still not back on speaking terms with her. Gaaaah...
post #20 of 46
Looks better than the real Amy Winehouse.
post #21 of 46
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This never gets old: La Pequena Hillary Clinton
post #22 of 46
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
When she crept up to the camera and started blowing kisses, I actually reared back from the screen and let out a terrified Pee-Wee Herman-like wail.
Me too! I was so shocked I physically recoiled in horror.
post #23 of 46
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This is far worse than the dancing anorexic skeleton girl.
?

Link? (I'm a masochist)
post #24 of 46
I was just about to sleep, but thought I would check out one more thread.

Thanks to your selfless contributions, I now have to watch this video to put my mind in it's proper place before going to bed.
post #25 of 46
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
This never gets old: La Pequena Hillary Clinton
Shit. Now McCain is our next President.
post #26 of 46
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Originally Posted by Werewolf Girl View Post
?

Link? (I'm a masochist)
I believe he is referring to THIS. You've been warned.

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Originally Posted by Kovacs View Post
Thanks to your selfless contributions, I now have to watch this video to put my mind in it's proper place before going to bed.
What is she like twelve?! I'll admit she can sake that ass though.
post #27 of 46
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I believe he is referring to THIS. You've been warned.
Like, she's not nightmarish enough - she has to be wearing a clown doll on top of her head to get the creepiness point across.
post #28 of 46
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
Like, she's not nightmarish enough - she has to be wearing a clown doll on top of her head to get the creepiness point across.
I remember the original thread created a year or so ago for that video. Lots of people lost their innocence that day. Bone-chilling.
post #29 of 46
Can we please bomb Chile?
post #30 of 46
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La Pequina Hillary Clinton with Machine!

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Originally Posted by Ratty View Post
I remember the original thread created a year or so ago for that video. Lots of people lost their innocence that day. Bone-chilling.
The last few seconds of the video as she slowly shuffles toward the screen is one of the most terrifying things ever put on Earth.
post #31 of 46
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The last few seconds of the video as she slowly shuffles toward the screen is one of the most terrifying things ever put on Earth.

These are equally terrifying
. Also, no one seems to know if she's a he or he's a she.

ETA: If it means we get some Machine in the Oval Office, I'd vote Hillary in a heartbeat.
post #32 of 46
It's sister Zelda!
post #33 of 46
Is that the NERDS! guy in the background?

http://www.goddessbunny.com/photos/bunny1.jpg
post #34 of 46
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
I have been hungover all day and this video of this sexy bitch, La Pequeña Prohibida, has brought me back. I don't know what's going and I'm a little scared, but she's got me hypnotized. I feel like I'm in an episode of Twin Peaks!
World's first D.I.L.F.?
post #35 of 46
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La Pequina Hillary Clinton made it onto CNN! The La Pequeña revolution has finally begun!
post #36 of 46
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
I believe he is referring to THIS. You've been warned.
A transvestite with polio?

That looks like something Harmony Korine would shoot, very sad and disturbing.
post #37 of 46
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Originally Posted by Diva
I believe he is referring to THIS. You've been warned.
When it first started I was like "this isn't that bad." Then she (he? it? whatever) got closer and I almost threw up from fright. I didn't feel like sleeping tonight anyway. Or ever again.
post #38 of 46
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La Pequena is a man! It feels like the day I found out Santa isn't real. He looks so normal. It's creepy and I don't like it. Here's some more Machine to get that awful image out of my head.
post #39 of 46
I had a feeling that "La Pequeña" was actually "El Pequeño". Something about tranny-sense tingling and I don't really want to explain how I got this superpower.
post #40 of 46
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post #41 of 46
gah!
post #42 of 46
In one video, you see the camera move downward, and you can see the hairy leg of the cameraman. Which means either the guy shooting this stuff has very short shorts, or...

...
post #43 of 46
So is this what Danny DeVito does when It's Always Sunny... isn't shooting?
post #44 of 46
How on earth has this person not done Palin yet?
post #45 of 46
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From your lips to the devil's ears. La Pequena Sarah Palin
post #46 of 46
Is he/she scrashing his/her ... er ... balls at one point in that video??? (towards the end, wearing a bikini)
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