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post #51 of 91
Alright, Internet Males. Don't make me post a picture of Juliana Wetmore again.


You. Are. Warned.
post #52 of 91
Huge font has warned me. Thanks huge font!


Now back to your regularly scheduled trollings.
post #53 of 91
Bored now.
post #54 of 91
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
Jesus shit.

I have to ask - is that more sacred than regular shit?

...and this thread is retarded - Monaghan is stunning
post #55 of 91
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Originally Posted by Dean Stockwell View Post
Oh, and LisaNY, are you still insecurely hung up on some insults some guys threw at you years ago? I can't think of any other reason you'd so actively attack me, other than you finger yourself to Michelle Monaghan's jester smile. For the record though, go fuck yourself.
Uh oh... baby doesn't like being talked down to by a woman. I smell another "LisaNY is a man" thread coming on.
post #56 of 91
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
Uh oh... baby doesn't like being talked down to by a woman. I smell another "LisaNY is a man" thread coming on.
Oh c'mon Lisa, stop dancing around the question. Do you finger yourself to Michelle Monghan's jester smile? Inquiring minds want to know.
post #57 of 91
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Originally Posted by Pvt. Spunkmeyer View Post
Oh c'mon Lisa, stop dancing around the question. Do you finger yourself to Michelle Monghan's jester smile? Inquiring minds want to know.
I do, but that's a whole 'nother thread.
post #58 of 91
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Originally Posted by Pvt. Spunkmeyer View Post
Oh c'mon Lisa, stop dancing around the question. Do you finger yourself to Michelle Monghan's jester smile? Inquiring minds want to know.
Only if she puts on the full clown suit. Red nose, bozo wig, big shoes - then I just go crazy.
post #59 of 91
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
Only if she puts on the full clown suit. Red nose, bozo wig, big shoes - then I just go crazy.
If she makes balloon animals, do you squirt?
post #60 of 91
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Originally Posted by billylove View Post
I do, but that's a whole 'nother thread.
Hell, billy even pays me to do it....
post #61 of 91
She does kinda look like a space alien. Just sayin... I'd still hit it though 'cause she's not obese and she has a vagina.
post #62 of 91
Can we please get the rep system back now? Please?
post #63 of 91
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Originally Posted by Will Kane View Post
If she makes balloon animals, do you squirt?
I hope Monaghan googles herself tonight and finds this thread. God, that'd be awesome.
post #64 of 91
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Originally Posted by Andrew Eaton View Post
I hope Monaghan googles herself tonight and finds this thread. God, that'd be awesome.
I doubt many celebrities google themselves. OK, Kevin Smith probably does.
post #65 of 91
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Originally Posted by Andrew Eaton View Post
I hope Monaghan googles herself tonight and finds this thread. God, that'd be awesome.
Sometimes I think about Michelle Monaghan googling herself. Then I lock the door, close the blinds, and google myself.
post #66 of 91
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Originally Posted by Big Jim Slade View Post
I doubt many celebrities google themselves. OK, Kevin Smith probably does.
Probably?
post #67 of 91
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Originally Posted by James Kimbell View Post
Sometimes I think about Michelle Monaghan googling herself. Then I lock the door, close the blinds, and google myself.
REP!
post #68 of 91


You done got old Dean.
post #69 of 91
I remember in another thread were I said I hated Dean Stockwell's smug demeanor in The Langoliers.

Little did I know...
post #70 of 91
I don't think Michelle Monaghan's face is "illogical" or that she's not cute, but I do think she got the "showbiz bump". She's a cute chick that gets bumped to alleged hottness because she's famous. If she wasn't who she is, and I saw her walk by, I'd think she was relatively attractive, but she isn't the end-all be-all of beautiful girls. Or anywhere in that league, in my opinion.

And that has nothing to do with how ugly or good looking I am, or whatever. Just personal preference.
post #71 of 91
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Originally Posted by Eric Cordo View Post
I don't think Michelle Monaghan's face is "illogical" or that she's not cute, but I do think she got the "showbiz bump". She's a cute chick that gets bumped to alleged hottness because she's famous. If she wasn't who she is, and I saw her walk by, I'd think she was relatively attractive, but she isn't the end-all be-all of beautiful girls. Or anywhere in that league, in my opinion.

And that has nothing to do with how ugly or good looking I am, or whatever. Just personal preference.
You can say that for most people who are "famous" (actors, athletes, rich people, etc.). Fame tends to elevate your looks a level or two.
post #72 of 91
No, she's not the most beautiful girl in the world. But it really chaps my ass when I see threads about pretty girls - not even girls who are knockouts, but just reasonably pretty - being called ugly and having their every feature picked apart by some geek on a messaage board just because no one can see him. I'm not saying Dean can't have an opinion on who he thinks is attractive or not; it's the ridiculous stuff he said about her. I mean, christ, you'd have thought he was describing Helena Bonham Carter after her run-in with DeNiro from Frankenstein. I guess by his post that all he manages to get are airbrushed Playboy centerfolds? Poor wubby.
post #73 of 91
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
No, she's not the most beautiful girl in the world. But it really chaps my ass when I see threads about pretty girls - not even girls who are knockouts, but just reasonably pretty - being called ugly and having their every feature picked apart by some geek on a messaage board just because no one can see him. I'm not saying Dean can't have an opinion on who he thinks is attractive or not; it's the ridiculous stuff he said about her. I mean, christ, you'd have thought he was describing Helena Bonham Carter after her run-in with DeNiro from Frankenstein. I guess by his post that all he manages to get are airbrushed Playboy centerfolds? Poor wubby.
C'mon, how many times does Mr. Stockwell have to tell you he didn't call Miss Monoghan ugly, he simply stated that he can't get over how bizarre her face looks, that her jaw is 7 feet wide and 2 feet deep, she has that pug nose, her eyebrows switch between pencil thin and Groucho-Marx-on-Acid huge, complete with puffy eyes so she looks like a surprised gremlin, that he calls her Clown-Face Monaghan, and that she looks like she just woke up in the hospital after getting into a car wreck and the doctor had to do reconstructive surgery?

Obviously he finds her quite attractive.
post #74 of 91
Pvt. Spunkmeyer: Smothered in Awesome Sauce.
post #75 of 91
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Originally Posted by Pvt. Spunkmeyer View Post
Obviously he finds her quite attractive.
Well, after that description, I'm sporting a raging hard-on. Could you repeat that, only....... slower?
post #76 of 91
Give me a call sometime, Darkmite, and not only will I repeat that to you slower, but I'll describe the decomposition of Anna Nicole Smith and J. Howard Marshall.

If that isn't enough to get you to start dialing, I don't know what is.
post #77 of 91
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Originally Posted by Pvt. Spunkmeyer View Post
Give me a call sometime, Darkmite, and not only will I repeat that to you slower, but I'll describe the decomposition of Anna Nicole Smith and J. Howard Marshall. .
Are you trying to get Fabfunk's attention?
post #78 of 91
I feel like just burst open the door of an orgy after everyone's finished and are slouching on the ground panting.

Don't stop! Don't stop! I'm here now! I wanna watch!

EDIT: ....come oooon
post #79 of 91
I see what Dean is saying insofar as he's pointing out what makes her look different, but the thread is still fucking stupid.

I think she's absolutely gorgeous, and well above average. I think what makes her above average is that she looks different; not really your dime a dozen Ashley Simpson type. Oddly enough scientists argue that attractiveness is measured by what's not wrong rather than what's right; meaning 'boring is beautiful' to simplify it.
post #80 of 91
It's okay, I'll bring peace to this thread.


Britney Spears is....

HOT!!!!!


...when I time traveled 5 years ago...
post #81 of 91
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Originally Posted by Banandar View Post
I see what Dean is saying insofar as he's pointing out what makes her look different, but the thread is still fucking stupid.

I think she's absolutely gorgeous, and well above average. I think what makes her above average is that she looks different; not really your dime a dozen Ashley Simpson type. Oddly enough scientists argue that attractiveness is measured by what's not wrong rather than what's right; meaning 'boring is beautiful' to simplify it.
I think that's odd, because Monaghan to me is absolutely gorgeous in an absolutely typical way. There's nothing particularly striking about her except her complete lack of flaws. She's like laboratory hot.

Make that laboratory really, really, really, fucking hot.
post #82 of 91
I'm impressed that Kirsten Dunst hasn't been mentioned in this thread yet.
post #83 of 91
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Originally Posted by Big Jim Slade View Post
I'm impressed that Kirsten Dunst hasn't been mentioned in this thread yet.
Snaggletooth?


DO NOT WANT.


That is all.
post #84 of 91
Inspired by the post about Dunst, I hereby nominate this as the new oldbrucewayne.jpg.

post #85 of 91
Pop quiz. How much of each Spider-Man's film's budget was used to fix Kirsten's grill? No snag here:


post #86 of 91

Dean I totally agree! Something is up with her face. What happened, her face makes no sense? She did used to me pretty now she's busted. 

post #87 of 91

Hahahahaha, I remember this thread.

 

Monaghan is lovely.

 

Who expects anyone to look their best in a movie like Gone Baby Gone?  Everyone looked pretty horrid in that movie.

post #88 of 91

I had completely forgotten about this thread. So much hilarity in here.

 

I still say she's good lookin'.

post #89 of 91
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post

Here's your original post...
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Originally Posted by Dean Stockwell View Post
What the fuck is up with Michelle Monaghan's face? I thought she was pretty in Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang. After watching Gone Baby Gone again on DVD, I can't get over how bizarre her face looks. Suddenly her jaw is 7 feet wide and 2 feet deep, she has that pug nose, and her eyebrows switch between pencil thin and Groucho-Marx-on-Acid huge, complete with puffy eyes so she looks like a surprised gremlin. I've started to call her Clown-Face Monaghan. She looks like she just woke up in the hospital after getting into a car wreck and the doctor had to do reconstructive surgery.

I'm not saying she's ugly, but her face totally does not make sense to me. Like it's illogical looking.
Nooo, of course you're not saying she's ugly, you're just full of compliments that any girl would love to hear. Just that she's a clown face, looks like she was in a car wreck, and other flattering descriptions.

Tell you what, handsome - why don't you post your picture? Because then I think we might get a real notion of why you'd "turn down" a girl who looks like this:



My guess? I suspect you know exactly how much "opportunity" you'd have to turn down a girl who looks like that. Meaning, within the safety of the internet, you're quite the stud, except only in your own mind.


If this thread being bumped has done anything, it's reminded me just how much I miss LisaNY being around here.

post #90 of 91

If this thread has done anything? It's proven that some posters should have been buried alive with only a single picture of Michelle Monaghan's face and a flashlight. While I cackle in the moonlight like some sadistic lunatic.

post #91 of 91
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Originally Posted by The Rain Dog View Post

If this thread being bumped has done anything, it's reminded me just how much I miss LisaNY being around here.



I was just thinking the same thing.

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