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Assud, the pink Palestinian Bugs Bunny

post #1 of 25
2/13/08 at 6:31am
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http://www.memritv.org/clip/en/1679.htm

The Palestinian Mickey Mouse was brutally murdered by the Jews, and in his place rose Nahoul the Palestinian Giant Bee.

SPOILERS

Nahoul dies of some Bee disease and can not be cured because the Jewish oppressors don't let him go to one of those superior Egyptian hospitals.

In his place comes Assud (which means Lion) a Rabbit that promises to EAT the evil Jews!

Welcome to bizarro world!
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post #2 of 25
2/13/08 at 6:37am
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Nahoul tragically dies of a mystery disease



Assud's super power is he can literally EAT Jews!!! No carrots for this bunny!



Adorable!

Notice Winnie the Pooh, poorly drawn Hello Kitty, Pikachu and even Snoopy support "the cause"!
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post #3 of 25
2/13/08 at 7:54am
That bunny's on a death sentence.
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post #4 of 25
2/13/08 at 8:40am
If there ever was a kid's show that was crying out for a big screen adaptation, this is it. Get Bay on it, STAT!
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post #5 of 25
2/13/08 at 4:28pm
I would love to see Disney even TRY to sue them for copyright infringement.
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post #6 of 25
2/14/08 at 1:36pm
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I think you meant Warner, the terrorist Mickey Mouse was already killed last year.

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post #7 of 25
7/21/08 at 2:39am
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Kids call in to say they should cut Assud's hand for being a thief!
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,385502,00.html

Assud the bunny: "In the name of Allah, I hope my dad doesn't see me. God, make him go on sleeping, while I take one or two bills. There's his stash of money... Man, there is so much money here... No, I must put it back. Stealing is forbidden."
Satan: "No, no... What are you doing, Assud? No, Assud, I promised you that nobody would see you or know about this. Take one or two bills. Don't be afraid, Assud."
Assud: "Okay, I'll just take one... Actually, I'll take two."
Satan: "No, take three."
[...]
Voice of girl: "Assud, you were wrong to follow Satan, who is the source of all problems. In addition, you caused problems between your parents. You have no right to cause such a great problem. Don't you know that stealing leads to Hell? The Prophet Muhammad said: 'If my daughter Fatima had stolen, I would have chopped off her hand.' If you were in Saudi Arabia now, they would chop off your hand. Allah said in the Koran: 'As for a thief, male or female, cut off their hands: A punishment by example, for their crime.'"
[...]
Child TV host Saraa: "What do you think about what Assud did?"
Asmaa: "It was wrong, because 'as for a thief, male or female, cut off their hands.'"
Assud: "Oh my God! You say that my hand should be chopped off, Asmaa?"
Asmaa: "Yes."
Assud: "You think my hand should be chopped off?"
Asmaa: "What?"
Assud: "You want my hand to be chopped off?"
Asmaa: "Yes."
[...]
Nur: "The Prophet Muhammad said: 'If my daughter Fatima had stolen, I would have chopped off her hand."
Assud: "So if Saraa were to steal, her hand should be chopped off, right?"
Nur: "No."
Assud: "When you were little, didn't you ever steal a shekel or something?"
Nur: "No, because Allah is watching me."
Saraa: "Nur, do you think we should go ahead and chop off Assud's hand now?"
Assud: "No, no. Saraa, I'm begging you..."
Nur: "Saraa, he has repented and promised never to do it again, then that's it."
Saraa: "Well, if we don't chop off his hand, maybe we should chop off his ear?"
Assud: "No, please, no, I'm begging you..."

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post #8 of 25
7/21/08 at 2:57am
while totally fucked up, there is a pretty good chance that is nowhere near as banal, stupid and/or intellectually devoid as most of the children's crap I come across while flicking channels....
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post #9 of 25
7/21/08 at 4:29am
Actually, there's a pretty good chance that it is. Children's propaganda is rarely known for being subtle or insightful. Watch an episode of Bible Man some time.
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post #10 of 25
7/21/08 at 12:04pm
This is why The Jew controls Hollywood (and the world!): Shitty production values. The Jew makes it sparkle. Where's the Palestinian William Menzies?
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post #11 of 25
7/21/08 at 12:21pm
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Why is Assud's dad human? Did he have sex with a rabbit?
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post #12 of 25
7/21/08 at 4:23pm
Do you really want to know the answer to that question, Cap?
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post #13 of 25
7/21/08 at 5:16pm
I hope they chop his hand off, and in true supervillain fashion he develops a gun-hand that shoots out Stars of David.
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post #14 of 25
7/21/08 at 7:58pm
Barney would drink his milkshake.
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post #15 of 25
1/27/09 at 6:59pm
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Well, sad to say Assud the Jew eating bunny was killed during the Israeli incursion into Gaza.


http://www.thememriblog.org/blog_personal/en/12672.htm

Assud, rest in peace ... a tribute;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJORjsgUXgw
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post #16 of 25
1/27/09 at 7:05pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by ElCapitanAmerica View Post
Assud: "You think my hand should be chopped off?"
Asmaa: "What?"
Assud: "You want my hand to be chopped off?"
Asmaa: "Yes."
[...]
How did that never become a sig?
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post #17 of 25
1/27/09 at 8:20pm
The Mind Boggles.
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post #18 of 25
1/31/09 at 11:49pm
It's so sick tears of "something" came to my eyes. WTF the use of My Heart Will Go On?
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post #19 of 25
2/1/09 at 10:53am
I actually cried a little watching that clip. Life is so fucking unfair!
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post #20 of 25
2/1/09 at 3:26pm
Please tell me Taliban the Tiger will take his place
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post #21 of 25
2/1/09 at 4:10pm
This might be one of the greatest TV shows ever.

"If we don't cut off his hand, do we cut off his ear?"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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post #22 of 25
2/1/09 at 7:26pm
See what happens when you use a cheap knock-off? Bugs Bunny (US born and bred) has been blown up, shot at, beaten up, set on fire, and struck by lightning, and he STILL keeps on ticking - has been for about 70 years. And he was created by Jews in Hollywood no less!

Good ol' Yankee American know-how, and Jewish chutzpah, working together hand-in-hand. ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!
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post #23 of 25
2/3/09 at 1:23pm
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This is an oldie. Nahoul the Hamas Bee teaches kids not to abuse animals by actually abusing animals!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ExZVimjST8



http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/6948738.stm
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post #24 of 25
2/15/09 at 3:14pm
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Assud has been replaced by Nassur the Hamas Teddy Bear.
http://newsblaze.com/story/200902150.../topstory.html

Right of the bat, he declares war on the Zionists.

He kind of seems like the Palestinian version of pedo-bear. Watch out kids!
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post #25 of 25
3/4/09 at 12:48am
Okay, this is starting to get real here. Someone call Captain Kangaroo and round up the old gang. Mr Greenjeans and the Dancing Bear can hold this fucker down while Mr Moose drops ping pong balls on him and Bunny Rabbit shoves carrots up his ass.

Hamas Pedo Bears. Sonuvabitch.
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