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post #51 of 80
2/13/08 at 5:23pm
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Originally Posted by travishall456 View Post
if you can't even kill yourself right, how do you go on living?
Why does this sound like a myers tagline to me?

As for men being showy when they punch their own ticket, buddy of mine has a fun story from his pre-med days running as an EMT. Fellow somehow rigged his chainsaw -- good 2-footer, not some limb-slicer -- to run without a hand on the grip/trigger. Placed it on the garage floor, sat down with his back to it, and lowered his neck onto the blade.

Yeah, it apparently caught, ripped, and tore his head off not very cleanly, sending it bouncing all over the garage with a considerable chunk of neck meat attached. First time and last time my friend puked on the job, he claims.

Personally, I'd like to go with a John D. MacDonald fantasy: Well into my old age, on a beach, with my far-too-young lover, and right at the point of our mutual climax, we're trampled by a herd of stampeding elephants.
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post #52 of 80
2/13/08 at 5:29pm
wow, she even hugged the croc when it bit into her...how sweet...and fucked up
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post #53 of 80
2/13/08 at 5:29pm
Hmmm...I would've taken cocs for Chinese food eaters. Thai food can get somewhat gassy afterwards.
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post #54 of 80
2/13/08 at 5:47pm
The best part is the fact that people try to do it all the time, apparently.

...and that they have over 60,000 crocs!
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post #55 of 80
2/13/08 at 6:14pm
In the movie Ninja Wars a woman kills herself by karate chopping her own head off. That's pretty cool.
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post #56 of 80
2/13/08 at 6:24pm
This is going to (and probably should) turn into the best suicides in movies thread, isn't it?
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post #57 of 80
2/13/08 at 6:30pm
Yes.

Suicide Club, train suicide.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0n0NCqOKY-M
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post #58 of 80
2/13/08 at 7:28pm
I always thought that if I lost the will to live, I'd approach every single halfway attractive woman I see on the street and straight-up ask them to have sex with me. I've always thought I'd get a good, say, 30% success rate, but my desire to live on with dignity intact and police record clean reigns me in.
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post #59 of 80
2/13/08 at 7:34pm
Spoiler alert! In Bruges when Ralph offs himself at the end of the film in honor of his principles, however misguided. Damn, that shit looked painful. End spoiler.

You are now free to talk about your wasted lives!
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post #60 of 80
2/13/08 at 7:39pm
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Originally Posted by Paul McCartney View Post
I always thought that if I lost the will to live, I'd approach every single halfway attractive woman I see on the street and straight-up ask them to have sex with me. I've always thought I'd get a good, say, 30% success rate, but my desire to live on with dignity intact and police record clean reigns me in.
Paul's got the right idea. It may take awhile though. Hugh Hefner's been suicidal since the '50s (sad, sad, tale), and is a big advocate of death by fucking attractive women.
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post #61 of 80
2/13/08 at 7:42pm
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Originally Posted by billylove View Post
Yes.

Suicide Club, train suicide.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0n0NCqOKY-M
Japan rules. Damn.
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post #62 of 80
2/13/08 at 7:45pm
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Originally Posted by Gabe Powers View Post
"They were finally able to retrieve her body about 20 minutes later."

Really??? There were leftovers after that?
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post #63 of 80
2/13/08 at 8:17pm
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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8 View Post
"They were finally able to retrieve her body about 20 minutes later."

Really??? There were leftovers after that?

I'm sure that 'body' was just a misspelling of 'shoes.'

I'm guessing that the best way to escape the mortal coil would probably be a good, ol' fashioned bullet to the frontal lobe. That way, even if your zombie body did survive, you'd probably never really know it.
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post #64 of 80
2/13/08 at 8:25pm
I've never given suicide serious thought. I look at death like Canada; it's this huge place hanging over everything that I've always assumed I'll visit eventually, whether I want to or not. But I don't think there is anything particularly great to see there, and it's not like it's going anywhere, so why rush it?
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post #65 of 80
2/13/08 at 8:51pm
Yeah Ive never considered it either. My friends would be really pissed off and, despite some shitty weather from time to time, I actually enjoy living on a daily basis.

If I had to choose, death by voluptous breasts is going to be hard to beat.
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post #66 of 80
2/13/08 at 9:05pm
Never entertained the thought, but if push came to shove, I think I'd like to go out fighting a Terminator, Predator or Alien, otherwise known as the "Bill Paxton Method".
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post #67 of 80
2/13/08 at 9:11pm
God damn it. Never mind.
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post #68 of 80
2/13/08 at 9:36pm
Did we not learn anything from Beetlejuice..what our reward is for a successful suicide.
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post #69 of 80
2/13/08 at 10:03pm
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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8 View Post
"They were finally able to retrieve her body about 20 minutes later."

Really??? There were leftovers after that?
Good thing there were leftovers, 'cause the crocs were hungry again an hour later.....
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post #70 of 80
2/14/08 at 12:55am
HI-OOOO! Or is that more of a "oh snap!" moment?
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post #71 of 80
2/14/08 at 1:18am
"The problem with suicide is, you're usually trying to hurt someone else. Only they get over it and you don't."
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post #72 of 80
2/14/08 at 5:49am
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Originally Posted by PoppySeeds View Post
I'm guessing that the best way to escape the mortal coil would probably be a good, ol' fashioned bullet to the frontal lobe. That way, even if your zombie body did survive, you'd probably never really know it.
You take out the frontal lobe and you take out the potential zombie, so no worries.
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post #73 of 80
2/17/08 at 1:29pm
I would build a treehouse deep in the forest and hide myself away from the world as I slowly starved myself to death. I would make sure to keep a diary of my last days detailing the horrible effects of my chosen method of suicide and all the reasons I had decided to end my life. And if that wasn't bad enough, I would leave a request that the diary be given to my daughter upon discovery of my rotting corpse.


Edit- Fuck, beaten:

Man Starves Himself to Death In Treehouse
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post #74 of 80
2/17/08 at 3:16pm
So that guy really loved Into The Wild
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post #75 of 80
2/17/08 at 4:30pm
Problem is for fat guys like me, I'd be in that treehouse for months.
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post #76 of 80
2/18/08 at 1:34am
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Originally Posted by Amphibatron View Post
How long before the movie rights are purchased?
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post #77 of 80
2/18/08 at 12:49pm
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll View Post
Car in the garage. Drift to sleep. Peaceful, simple.
I actually prepared this particular method for myself about 12 years ago. Had the hose in the exhaust going into the car. Had everything set. Then talked myself out of it.

I'm sort of glad I did, now.
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post #78 of 80
2/18/08 at 12:58pm
What drove you to it?
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post #79 of 80
2/18/08 at 1:02pm
It's sort of long and twisty. Call it equal parts depression, issues with my wife, and artistic ennui.

I will say this: I tried to go to the local counselling clinic when I began having suicidal thoughts. After the initial interview, the counsellor told me "You're an artist. You're supposed to have a shitty life. Use it for your art."

I probably should have sued the fuck out of her for that one.
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post #80 of 80
2/18/08 at 1:26pm
The moment I actively consider suicide as a solution, I am selling everything I own. Then I'll go join the army or French Foreign Legion or go make hunting down Usama bin Laden my personal life mission or something, or just buy a sailboat, or pretend like I have amnesia and start my own Bourne adventure with a sexy woman. I would get her all paranoid, believing I'm some kind of secret agent, but then it really turns out that I'm Carl from Cincinatti and I'm a part-time high school janitor. And she's been fucking me.
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