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post #1 of 31
2/13/08 at 12:32pm
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I hear this guy's price is small...
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post #2 of 31
2/13/08 at 12:36pm
You're late, he's already being mocked in the Gym Thread. Post #34.

http://chud.com/forum/showthread.php?t=105812
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post #3 of 31
2/13/08 at 12:37pm
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Fuck, that's what i get for not reading that thread after 20 posts.
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post #4 of 31
2/13/08 at 12:37pm
It also means you're a bad, bad person.
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post #5 of 31
2/13/08 at 12:38pm
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But we knew that already, right?
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post #6 of 31
2/13/08 at 12:42pm
Yes. You're pure evil. Except for when you won't strip for us - then you're worse.
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post #7 of 31
2/13/08 at 2:19pm
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/200...02_468x679.jpg


Cute underoos.
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post #8 of 31
2/13/08 at 2:25pm
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Isn't it a diaper?
Maybe he's pulling so much weight he shits himself from time to time.

(Lisa will definitively hate me now)
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post #9 of 31
2/13/08 at 2:35pm
Careful he doesn't find out instead, Tati - your shins will never survive the pounding his 2" pythons will deliver.
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post #10 of 31
2/13/08 at 2:53pm
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Originally Posted by Tati View Post
Isn't it a diaper?
Maybe he's pulling so much weight he shits himself from time to time.

(Lisa will definitively hate me now)
No, not really, Tati. Someone should attach a hook to the top of his head, and he'd be like a terrifying little Christmas ornament. In creepy kids underwear.
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post #11 of 31
2/13/08 at 2:54pm
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Dammit! i need to find ways to be more evil!
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post #12 of 31
2/13/08 at 3:30pm
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Originally Posted by Tati View Post
I think that guy actually counts as a weapon.
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post #13 of 31
2/13/08 at 3:31pm
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Originally Posted by HunterRose View Post
His price is in American dollars, "this tall".
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post #14 of 31
2/13/08 at 3:36pm
I really, really, want to see this guy in an '80s style training montage. With "The Best Around", "Eye of the Tiger", etc. blasting. Nothing's too good for this economy-sized Dolph Lundgren!



ETA: His name's Romeo. How the hell the ladies on the boards here aren't booking trips to India to snap this heartbreaker up is beyond me.
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post #15 of 31
2/13/08 at 3:45pm
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Originally Posted by Timothy225 View Post
I really, really, want to see this guy in an '80s style training montage.
No Retreat, No Surrender!


The real question is, can this tiny Indian pop it to lock it and break it to make it? Cause he's got some tiny shoes to fill.
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post #16 of 31
2/13/08 at 3:50pm
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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8 View Post
Wow. Cockups?!
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post #17 of 31
2/13/08 at 4:31pm
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Wow. Cockups?!
Not what Tenacious D had in mind, when they advocated Cock-Pushups.
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post #18 of 31
2/13/08 at 5:28pm
I smell a love match with this sexy...thing - the one that Diva posted a while back.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0fvQQtkqoA

Can you imagine the horror of those two fucking? One day you walk into your house, and see your kid's Barbie camper rocking back and forth, with high-pitched, elf-like squeals coming from within. That's the time to gather up your family and run like hell, before the memory becomes "tattooed" (Get it? "Tattoo"? Midget joke!) onto your brain.
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post #19 of 31
2/13/08 at 5:36pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
I smell a love match with this sexy...thing - the one that Diva posted a while back.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0fvQQtkqoA

Can you imagine the horror of those two fucking? One day you walk into your house, and see your kid's Barbie camper rocking back and forth, with high-pitched, elf-like squeals coming from within. That's the time to gather up your family and run like hell, before the memory becomes "tattooed" (Get it? "Tattoo"? Midget joke!) onto your brain.
Goddamn you, Lisa. Watermelon just came out of my nose.

If I were a midget PT, I'd do as much test and ana as possible(hey, dick's not gonna get any smaller!) and go by the name "Cinderblock".
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post #20 of 31
2/13/08 at 5:37pm
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
If I were a midget PT, I'd do as much test and ana as possible(hey, dick's not gonna get any smaller!) and go by the name "Cinderblock".
You'd look like a turkey leg.
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post #21 of 31
2/13/08 at 6:06pm
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There's no way in hell Lucius Malfoy's harming Harry Potter now.
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post #22 of 31
2/13/08 at 6:08pm
He Still Creeps Me Out.
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post #23 of 31
2/13/08 at 6:19pm
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Originally Posted by Jonathan Banks is my hero View Post
There's no way in hell Lucius Malfoy's harming Harry Potter now.
Ha! Banks wins.
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post #24 of 31
2/13/08 at 6:34pm
Eh, he's no badass like Weng Weng. (Track by The CHUDS!)
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post #25 of 31
2/13/08 at 6:44pm
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Originally Posted by Trav McGee View Post
Eh, he's no badass like Weng Weng. (Track by The CHUDS!)
Holy shit. I must find this movie.
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post #26 of 31
2/13/08 at 6:57pm
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Eh, he's no badass like Weng Weng. (Track by The CHUDS!)
That just made my week. I'm in your debt.

EDIT:
WENG WENG with a motherf**kin' jetpack!
KICKIN' ASS at the dojo!

For Your Height Only, you just shot to the top of my Netflix queue.
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post #27 of 31
2/13/08 at 7:22pm
With remakes all the rage in Hollywood lately, now is the time for a remake of The Terror of Tiny Town starring Romeo, La Pequeña Prohibida, Little Superstar, and Weng Weng.

We're talking Oscars, folks. For short subjects.

ETA: Uh, about Weng Weng... he might not be available, as he's teamed up with Bruce Lee of late.



I propose Bruce Campbell subs for him. What say you?
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post #28 of 31
2/13/08 at 7:33pm
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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8 View Post
For Your Height Only, you just shot to the top of my Netflix queue.
Same.
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post #29 of 31
2/13/08 at 7:51pm
The Impossible Kid is better than For Your Height Only.
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post #30 of 31
2/13/08 at 8:02pm
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The Impossible Kid is better than For Your Height Only.
Netflix gives me the finger on that one.
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post #31 of 31
2/13/08 at 8:04pm
Netflix is limited.

http://www.netflix.com/RoleDisplay/Weng_Weng/30040421
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