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My girlfriend is being blackmailed via yahoo IM! and MySpace

post #1 of 10
2/14/08 at 3:44pm
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http://www.vitalsecurity.org/2008/02...-business.html

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"Finally i managed to trace the idiot! I located his ip, ISP, called, they gave me his info and i paid him a visit...guess what: he was 14 years old!!! LOL i wanted to kill the idiot but his parents were home. I didn't tell them but i had a little talk with him telling him to quit doing this or i`ll beat the sh... out of him. I can`t belive i went into so much trouble for a 14 years old! When i told her she couldn`t belive it...she thought i was joking...i asked her if she knew him and she said no. Probably he`s seen her myspace profile.

I wanted to tell his parents but he started crying in front of me lol. He actually started crying when i told him i sent a complaint to the police but when i told him i`m going to tell his parents he fell on his knees begging me not to do so. I will retract my complain tomorrow. Anyway at least i know the idiot is not a public threat. Thanks for the support. Who would have thought it was a 14 years old boy living a couple of streets away from me...the net these days"
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http://www.namepros.com/warnings-and...via-yahoo.html


This is hilarious. All I've gotta say is just read it.
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post #2 of 10
2/14/08 at 5:22pm
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He also threatened to swear at her friends on Yahoo!
OH NOES! TEH INTERNETZ!!!
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post #3 of 10
2/14/08 at 5:32pm
Why didn't I think of this before?!?!
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post #4 of 10
2/14/08 at 5:37pm
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he fell on his knees begging me not to do so.
There's something missing here...

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I will retract my complain tomorrow.
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post #5 of 10
2/14/08 at 5:46pm
As always, it's the "lol" that makes it special.

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I wanted to tell his parents but he started crying in front of me lol.
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post #6 of 10
2/14/08 at 5:53pm
Dude, come on, you have to tell the creep's parents. You don't have to press charges, but you have to tell the parents. Otherwise he's like Tuturro in Miller's Crossing, and he'll learn he just has to "squirt a few" to get his way.
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post #7 of 10
2/17/08 at 6:46pm
You let them go one day and then 7 years later they're on To Catch a Predator
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post #8 of 10
2/17/08 at 7:17pm
"Never negotiate directly with the criminals. Report them to the authorities providing any and all information."

Thanks, Robocop!
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post #9 of 10
2/18/08 at 2:35pm
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Originally Posted by Gabe Powers View Post
Dude, come on, you have to tell the creep's parents. You don't have to press charges, but you have to tell the parents. Otherwise he's like Tuturro in Miller's Crossing, and he'll learn he just has to "squirt a few" to get his way.
Well, reading the entirety of that thread, apparently when he went to retract the complaint the cops insisted on telling the kids parents. So he got caught, also when the police confiscated the computer, they found out he had been doing this sort of thing for a while and had been selling people's credit card information as well. I imagine that douche will get what's coming to him.
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post #10 of 10
2/18/08 at 2:37pm
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Originally Posted by Raspberry Leper View Post
Thanks, Robocop!
But, but, Robocop shoots criminals in the crotch!
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