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Bai Ling...

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Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by CNN.com
LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Bai Ling's good looks...
I stopped reading there.
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I'm willing to bet Bai Ling has nothing to do with this. It's most likely one of her oversized nipples that committed the crime.
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I loved the title of her blog entry on this so much that I had to sig it.
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She should change her name to Steal Ling.
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She actually looks better in that mugshot than she's looked in a while.
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Originally Posted by Quarant View Post
She should change her name to Steal Ling.
God damn...I hate to be that guy, but I so wish I could rep you for that. Awesome.
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I think she was planning on buy-ling the stuff, but she got distracted.
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Anyone know who is going to be Bai Ling her out?
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Think she'll go to prison for this?

Then she'd be Sing-Sing Ling.

I'm here all week. Be sure to tip your waitress.
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Originally Posted by Pvt. Spunkmeyer View Post
Late Pass!
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Thread Starter 
FUCK.

That's what I get for just quickly glancing through the threads and not a search.
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Originally Posted by Pvt. Spunkmeyer View Post
FUCK.

That's what I get for just quickly glancing through the threads and not a search.
You're Fai-Ling.
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Thread Starter 
Oh yeah? Well you're...you're...


...I got nothin'.

EDIT: WAIT WAIT WAIT! I meant I got Noth-Ling.

I can do it to!
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You think she's gonna be in jail wai-ling?

Oh god, I can't stop...
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This thread will soon start Fizz-Ling...
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Thread Starter 
And here I thought it would be Sizz-Ling.
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It's safe to say the derai-ling of this thread has begun.
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Thread Starter 
Yes, I can see the original point of the thread Sai-Ling away.
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They're going to start Assai-Ling us soon, aren't they?
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Insert nerd reference evoking drunk Mr Eko, slut Rodriguez, busty Libby and a fucked up Jack traveling every weekend here: _________________________
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Wallace Shawn is weep-Ling at this thread.
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*Bai-Ling Sax*
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Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by Tati View Post
*Bai-Ling Sax*
Winner.

Close the thread.
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Originally Posted by Tati View Post
*Bai-Ling Sax*
Okay, you just earned all the points back that you lost for that other joke.
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I did that just for you Lisa, just for you.
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I felt that. We had a moment.

Now shut up and strip.
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Thread Starter 
I'm averting my eyes towards the Cei-Ling.
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Sweet Jesus...some of you are really Strugg-Ling for jokes here.







See what I did there?
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Thread Starter 
This thread makes me feel like a Young-Ling.


Alright that's enough.
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These puns are getting just Appal-Ling.
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I like the song Christopher Cross wrote about her sister "Sai Ling".


Now I must die.
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double post!
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Originally Posted by Pvt. Spunkmeyer View Post
Yes, I can see the original point of the thread Sai-Ling away.
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Originally Posted by Chris Miller View Post
I like the song Christopher Cross wrote about her sister "Sai Ling".
Please guys, no stea-ling your own jokes
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Originally Posted by Tati View Post
double post!
And no doub-Ling of posts, either.
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Where's that picture of Old Bruce Wayne Snar-Ling?
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I wish i had left that set up on purpose.

Great work Chris,
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She was arrested on her way to the zoo to see the famous panda Ling Ling.
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I hope she isn't found guilty, 'cause then she can wave Bai-Bai to her freedom.
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Maybe she can break out of jail and go Rapel-Ling down the side of the prison.
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Thread Starter 
<--- had an encounter with Bai's fraternal twin sister, Maul.
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Originally Posted by Tati View Post
*Bai-Ling Sax*
Fuck! Here I was, going through the thread, thinking "You know what would be awesome...", and you beat me to the punch. Damn you, Tati!
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Originally Posted by Chris O. View Post
I loved the title of her blog entry on this so much that I had to sig it.
Don't be so hard on the girl. After all, she is Bai-Lingual.
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I'm squea-Ling with joy reading this thread. I find it most appea-Ling.
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We should delete this thread. I'd hate to let Bai Linger.
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Nsfw

Why you guys have to go hating on Bai Ling? I'd totally love her to play with my dinga-Ling.
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Wasn't there already a thread about this celebrity Jai Ling?

I need to know, don't leave me Dang Ling.
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Originally Posted by Isildur's Bangs View Post
Why you guys have to go hating on Bai Ling? I'd totally love her to play with my dinga-Ling.
Your Ling-k didn't work.
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
Your Ling-k didn't work.
It worked for me. Her nipples are Unset Ling.
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You can also use her nipples as a place to hang your keys. Y'know, to keep them from Jing-Ling.

No, really. You've been a TERRIFIC audience. Good Bai and Good Night!
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