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post #51 of 70
2/16/08 at 5:24pm
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Originally Posted by Big Jim Slade View Post
It worked for me. Her nipples are Unset Ling.
Well they are quite BroiLingnaBain, but the rest of her is very Exciting Ling.

She's a bit weird, but on no planet is that women not Excrete Ling sexual energy.

Okay I'm done.
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post #52 of 70
2/16/08 at 9:28pm
Ling.
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post #53 of 70
2/16/08 at 9:36pm
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Originally Posted by HunterRose View Post
Ling.
Rep.

Also, regarding the photos Isildur's Bangs linked to: she looks like the hottest Orc ever.
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post #54 of 70
2/16/08 at 10:02pm
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Originally Posted by BTSMGL View Post
Also, regarding the photos Isildur's Bangs linked to: she looks like the hottest Orc ever.



If any of you would in your right sober mind pass up for a romp with that, you're Bai.
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post #55 of 70
2/16/08 at 10:14pm
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Originally Posted by Isildur's Bangs View Post



If any of you would in your right sober mind pass up for a romp with that, you're Bai.
You might also be a ding-a-Ling, too. (smi-Ling! Ya get it?)

ETA: Damn! Forgot Isildur usesd the dinga-Ling joke! Fuck! What a humb-Ling experience.
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post #56 of 70
2/16/08 at 10:50pm
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Originally Posted by Tati View Post
*Bai-Ling Sax*
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post #57 of 70
2/17/08 at 4:48pm
I've hung out around her a few times. She doesn't look anywhere near as pretty as she does in those photos. The best word to describe her appearance is 'druggy'.

Which also would explain her behavior
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post #58 of 70
2/17/08 at 5:06pm
Bai Ling touches herself.

She also has fresh moves!
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post #59 of 70
2/17/08 at 6:12pm
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
1) I like the DiVinyls. I didn't like this. At all.
2) Her dancing skills make Elaine from Seinfeld look like Alvin Ailey.
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post #60 of 70
2/17/08 at 6:38pm
Those were awful.

Hunter, I've seen her at the Roosevelt, she didn't look that bad. She is a little weird looking but it's not her face or her nipples that really do it for me. She's not ideal, but there is something about her that's appealing.

Except in that photo of her accompanying the theft article. Do not want.
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post #61 of 70
2/17/08 at 8:41pm
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
Flai-Ling?
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post #62 of 70
2/17/08 at 11:16pm
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by Isildur's Bangs View Post



If any of you would in your right sober mind pass up for a romp with that, you're Bai.
I wouldn't in my right sober mind pass up for a romp with that.

Then again I wouldn't in my right sober mind pass up for a romp with a dead Taun-taun. So, that's not saying much.
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post #63 of 70
2/18/08 at 12:19am
I bet the only reason she's still in Hollywood is probably her awesome inventory of illegal fireworks.
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post #64 of 70
2/18/08 at 12:27am
Ah, Lucy is better Liu-king.


What? No good?
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post #65 of 70
2/18/08 at 12:55am
Thread Starter 
No, that was very, very good.

*orgasmic sigh*
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post #66 of 70
2/18/08 at 1:06am
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Originally Posted by Pvt. Spunkmeyer View Post
I wouldn't in my right sober mind pass up for a romp with that.

Then again I wouldn't in my right sober mind pass up for a romp with a dead Taun-taun. So, that's not saying much.
"I thought they were Smel-Ling bad on the outside!"
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post #67 of 70
2/18/08 at 5:02am
As someone who is 100% totally into Asian chicks, she does absolutely nothing for me.

Stop making "[ ] Ling" jokes. Not funny.
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post #68 of 70
2/18/08 at 5:57am
I feel a little bid bad for Ling. I think that a large part of the reason why she's a joke is because she doesn't speak English very well. Yeah, I guess she's a bit out there, too, but I think her lack of proficiency with the English language definitely contributes to that perception.
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post #69 of 70
2/18/08 at 6:28am
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Originally Posted by Cogs of Fate View Post
As someone who is 100% totally into Asian chicks, she does absolutely nothing for me.

Stop making "[ ] Ling" jokes. Not funny.

You're just mad because you're from O-Ling-pia.....


Sorry. I'll leave now.
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post #70 of 70
2/18/08 at 7:34am
Those silly asians and their wacky names!
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