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post #51 of 111

Too easy...

Sadomasochist
post #52 of 111
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Originally Posted by misfit View Post
MissPtooey
See, I would have gone with MissPhooey, but, you know, close enough.
post #53 of 111
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
To not go with the obvious:

7. Steamin (Tieman)
I appreciate the lack of a semen joke. Because it's been done before. Again and again and again.

And again.

I prefer
post #54 of 111
WankConfetti.
Brenda.
SoleOnAss.
Not Happenin.

I can't think of one for myself. They're all so easy and overdone and lame.

( ._.)
post #55 of 111
For you real name it could be Baked or for your old name it could be HarryBag
post #56 of 111
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
I can't think of one for myself. They're all so easy and overdone and lame.

I'd imagine Jake would translate to Joke or Jerk in Madspeak.
post #57 of 111
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Originally Posted by BobClark View Post
Exception to the rule- Mad's first Star Wars parody in 1977. R2-D2 complains of being stranded with a "faggot" robot.
I had that issue when I was a kid! "Take my hand, Bar Stool, I'm a stranger in paradise!"
post #58 of 111
There should be a rule to threads like this that you can't do your own name. That's just lame.

I present:
Russell Mucus
Donald Shortarm
Sister Gracie Pew
Clarence Reeks
Alan "Nerdling" Cerny
post #59 of 111
Andre Smellamorte
post #60 of 111
BobBLEECHHH!!!!
post #61 of 111
LisaNJ
post #62 of 111
LisaNJ! That's great, Ravioli.
post #63 of 111
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That's great, Ravioli.
Hmmm, that's the second time I've been called that in two days. It really brings back the old elementary school days, Hammy Spankass.
post #64 of 111
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Originally Posted by Andre Dellamorte View Post
There should be a rule to threads like this that you can't do your own name. That's just lame.
So I'm Ed Fuckem? Awesome.
post #65 of 111
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
I had that issue when I was a kid! "Take my hand, Bar Stool, I'm a stranger in paradise!"

Wait, who was Bar Stool supposed to be?
post #66 of 111
This is semi-related:

One of my all-time favorite MAD parody titles was Inbanana Jones and His Last Crude Days.
post #67 of 111
Twat.
post #68 of 111
Joe LoaFers

And I'd offer up HairyMeatBag but Mad never went that far. Plus, Jake changed his name.
post #69 of 111
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Originally Posted by Joe LeFors View Post
This is semi-related:

One of my all-time favorite MAD parody titles was Inbanana Jones and His Last Crude Days.
I read that one! Wasn't it in the same issue as Gremlins 2: The New Blecch, where they kill Gizmo with a 2X4 at the end?
post #70 of 111
T.P.-man
post #71 of 111
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Originally Posted by Amphibatron View Post
Wait, who was Bar Stool supposed to be?
R2 D2 - instead of "R2", his name was "Bar Stool".

My absolute favorite MAD magazine name ever - In the Saturday Night Fever parody ("Saturday Night Feeble") Stephanie Mangano's name was "Stepfunny Mandingy". My college roommate's name was Stephanie, and I called her "Stepfunny Mangdingy" all the way through school.
post #72 of 111
Kinda cheating here: LisaJewPork aka Kosher.
post #73 of 111
Chris No?

Smelladork?

Gabriel Ill-iams?

Bore-min'?


Bad Millet-down?

Gerbil Kint? (Just for the rhyme! No Richard Gere jokes, please)

Dan Whitebread?
post #74 of 111
One of the funniest movie parodies was the '89 Batman but the one I remember was for Lethal Weapon in which every time Murtaugh opened his mouth he ups his age by another ten years.
post #75 of 111
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Kinda cheating here: LisaJewPork aka Kosher.
Haaah! Awesome, Jan!
post #76 of 111
Martian vs. Man
Martian Kaputnik

Still one of my favorites: Cattlecar Gigantica
post #77 of 111
One of my favorite panels from RoboSlop, right after the Emil hood ornament scene:

post #78 of 111
Hammacherschlemmerhead.

Marshmallowman.

Andrew Eaten.

EdSchlocken.

Nick Nunziattica!attica!

Jan Revolta.
post #79 of 111
Tray Ho?
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Can I be Snarkatthepoon?

I've been kind of down on women lately.
post #81 of 111
Drawing a blank for me.

Nick = Dick Nuttinsamtta



Yeah. Pretty lame.
post #82 of 111
Thread Starter 
Pill
Moldysanti
post #83 of 111
paul mccumface lol!
post #84 of 111
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Originally Posted by Hans Gruber's EYE CONDITION! View Post
paul mccumface lol!
Hans Goober's HAIR CONDITIONER! never read Mad.
post #85 of 111
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paul mccumface lol!
post/location combo
post #86 of 111
I don't think it's possible to come up with a Madd Magazine Version of my name. Not saying I wouldn't like to be proven wrong, but I just don't see what you could do with it. Nothing really rhymes
post #87 of 111
Don't do it, people.
post #88 of 111
Thread Starter 
Princess Hallucinate/Dese/gregate/Mediate/Alleviate/Try not to hate

Love your mate/Don't suffocate on your own hate/Designate your love as fate/A one world state/As human freight/The number eight/A white black state/A gentle trait/The broken crate/A heavy weight
Or just too late/Like pretty Kate has sex ornate/Now devastate/Appreciate/Depreciate/Fabricate/Emulate/The truth dilate/Special date/The animal we ate/Guilt debate/The edge serrate/A better rate/The youth irate/Deliberate

Fascinate/Deviate/Reinstate/Liberate/To moderate/Recreate/Or detonate/Annihiliate/Atomic fate

Mediate/Clear the state/Activate/Now radiate/A perfect state/Food on plate/Gravitate/The Earth's own weight/Designate your love as fate/At ninety-eight we all rotate

Hallucinate/Dessegregate/Mediate/Alleviate/Try not to hate

Love your mate/Don't suffocate on your own hate/Designate your love as fate/A one world state/As human freight/The number eight/A white black state/A gentle trait/The broken crate/A heavy weight/Or just too late/Like pretty Kate has sex ornate

Now devastate/Appreciate/Depreciate/Fabricate/Emulate/The truth dilate/Special date/The animals we ate/Guilt debate/The edge serrate/A better rate/The youth irate/Deliberate/Fascinate/Deviate/Reinstate

Liberate/Liberate/Liberate/Liberate
post #89 of 111
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Originally Posted by Princess Kate View Post
I don't think it's possible to come up with a Madd Magazine Version of my name. Not saying I wouldn't like to be proven wrong, but I just don't see what you could do with it. Nothing really rhymes
There are approximately 1,672 words that rhyme with Kate. Do a play on your royalty and you have Queen Hate/Fate or Duchess Hate/Fate and so on....

Now me!

ETA: Wow Misfit was on that quick!
post #90 of 111
I love Misfit so much right now.
post #91 of 111
You forgot the obvious one Misfit. Obfuscate. Still, golden as always.
post #92 of 111
Ive got nothing here, all the good ones have been taken.
post #93 of 111
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Originally Posted by Teitr Styrr View Post
There are approximately 1,672 words that rhyme with Kate. Do a play on your royalty and you have Queen Hate/Fate or Duchess Hate/Fate and so on....

Now me!

ETA: Wow Misfit was on that quick!

Oh I thought they'd try to rhyme Princess
post #94 of 111
Princess Kate, aka...Finesse Skate!
post #95 of 111
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You forgot the obvious one Misfit.
Auto-asphyxiate?
post #96 of 111
fluke deed
post #97 of 111
Banningo.

That sucked.
post #98 of 111
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Originally Posted by Teitr Styrr View Post
fluke deed
duck feed is better
post #99 of 111
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Originally Posted by duke fleed View Post
Princess Kate, aka...Finesse Skate!
Haha, nice.

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Auto-asphyxiate?

Also good.

Anyway, just wanted to thank everyone who came up a bunch of things that rhyme with my name. It was quite the list!
post #100 of 111
I'm not getting a MAD Magazine vibe off of any of these new posts.
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