Can one be heterosexual while having a tranny fetish? - Page 2

Okay, dumbass question:

All those chicks with smokin' bodies and pretty faces and giant dicks... what the fuck am I looking at? A guy who had a hundred operations or some kind of hermaphrodite?

Edit: Not that I, y'know, ACTIVELY search for pics and look at them... but when a thumbnail shows up in the corner of the site you're downloading Brazilian hotties from, then, well, yeah. For EXAMPLE... stop looking at me like that!

It doesn't even take operations a lot of the time. Hormone treatments can do wonders.

You guys are giving trannie sex advice to a guy with the name "Get AIDS Now"? Seriously, y'all a bunch of chickenheads.

Generally, they're a pre-op transexual (or, pre-op transgendered person). She's had the hormone therapy, breast implants, the whole works - she just hasn't had the "bottom equipment" operated on yet (And no, you're not a dumbass - I looked it up after my first post in this thread, because I wasn't entirely sure either in that particular case).

It's really quite alot of extensive surgery. I knew a male to female transgendered person who had the full operation, and it wasn't just as simple as "slice off the weenie, put in breast implants and go on female hormones." She had her jaw broken and reconstructed, because one very male characteristic is a stronger jaw line. She had her adam's apple shaved down so it wouldn't stick out. Full body electrolysis to get rid of heavier male hair. She spent her entire retirement savings for full operation (and yes, she had the bottom done as well), but you should have seen her. You honestly wouldn't have been able to tell - and she was gorgeous, she looked exactly like Jennifer Garner.

You had something going there until that last line.

Fixed.

Jenna Jameson looks like E.T. now, that would be a whole other thing wouldn't it.

Yes, I'm sure that if Jennifer Garner came on to you guys at a party, you'd turn and walk away.

I must see pictures of the women you guys have dated. They must be beyond stunning to justify such standards.

Oh, you've misunderstood.

I'm sure I'd fuck almost anyone who comes on to me. Only because of the rarity.

It was just using her as a standard for a tranny to be considered stunning that I thought was just bad. I'm sure science can do much much better.

I know there's a medical way of doing that but every time I hear that the jaw has to be broken I keep thinking the doctor just takes you someone and starts wailing on you.

It's not pleasant.

10 or 11 years ago, I was down at the beach with my brother & some friends, and just messing around, I was carrying a twig of a girl (maybe 100lbs total) over my shoulder. A guy behind us was holding onto her arm, and let go of her while I was leaning forward - long story short, we ended up falling down a flight (about 25 or so) of stairs leading down to the beach, with me being knocked out and her breaking her jaw. It's been a while, but I believe she ended up having her jaw wired shut for the rest of the summer.

But here's the worst part - I saw her in a bar a couple of years ago, and the subject somehow comes up of what happened on that day. She told me that a couple of years after that, doctors realized her jaw didn't heal correctly, so they had to rebreak it to set it right again. Christ, I've never felt that low in my life, and it really wasn't my fault - just bad luck to how it all happened. She was really hot, and (surprisingly) it didn't do anything detrimental to her looks. Still felt like a dick, though.

Someone even managed to take a picture seconds before it went down. I'm rockin' the poor man's Brolin 'stache...

I've had my joke broken and reset in 4 spots. 2 at the back of the jaw and 2 in the front close to the chin. You don't have to have your jaw wired shut anymore. They used titanium braces on my jaw to support it.

Yeah, I had re-constructive surgery to fix a jaw alignment issue I had since birth.

However, thank god for morphine because it really does feel like you go ten rounds with all the heavyweights.

The cool thing about it, when I get x-rays for my dentist, I look like the terminator.

This is why we need the Rep Point system back.

He's not straight or gay. He's a weirdo.

Yes, that is exactly how the doctors do it. He also took her lunch money while he was at it.

So then there's a medical equivalent of noogies and swirlies then?

This is the best thread EVER. On any board.

I have a question:

Can one be heterosexual while having a girlfriend that looks EXACTLY like her brother?

Discuss.

Is the brother hot?

Are you saying Brad Pitt could be gay or bi-curious?

Get, you're not gay. You're a breast man man.

Like I said, consult Dan Savage. Hell I just heard a podcast last night in which a girl calls up saying she girls up her boyfriends (Makeup, longhair, nails etc) and then wonders if she's really a lesbian. Helluva a call.

Heh. Years ago, my then-boyfriend had to get into drag for a comedy skit he was in. I fixed his hair, did his makeup, and put really pretty dangly earrings on him - and then I was shocked at how much he looked exactly like Annette Bening. So much so that I made him wash his face as soon as he got off stage.

God help ya if he tried to make you look like Warren Beatty.

Well, here's what's actually even funnier - we were having a boatload of problems at that time, and (after three years together) we broke up about two weeks after the drag skit. He broke up with me, which was lucky in a weird way - I couldn't imagine trying to have sex with him after that, thinking, "No! You look like Annette Bening in drag!"

I guess the follow up question would be as this guy gets older would he end up looking like Diane Wiest or Ellen Burstyn?

Oh, I'd think Burstyn would be a MUCH hotter aging drag queen.

...what the hell is going on in this thread? Can one be heterosexual while chuckling at a thread asking whether or not one can be heterosexual while having a tranny fetish? Or is that way too meta?

In a thread filled with poetry, this haiku most speaks to my heart.

Dude. Yes. I feel you on this one. No pun intended. ^_^