I'm a "scalie", a lot like a "furrie", except, you know...with reptiles. Being my particular type of "scalie" requires certain skill sets, previously known only to Tibetan Buddhist monks. It took years of anal exercises to achieve maximum elasticity, a wide variety of personal lubricants (finally settling on 'Wet Platinum'), and many, many cartons of eggs to master the fine art of emulating reptile birth.