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post #51 of 90
2/19/08 at 7:43pm
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Originally Posted by Blofeld View Post
My particularly odd sexual quirk: I like to make love with one specific woman, please her first, and then cuddle afterward talking and laughing until we're ready for more.
You cad!
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post #52 of 90
2/19/08 at 7:45pm
I like how Blofeld's comment is getting the most buzz, while the truly insane shit goes by unnoticed. There are days I love the internet and today, sirs, is one of those days!
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post #53 of 90
2/19/08 at 7:53pm
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Originally Posted by GET AIDS NOW! View Post
throwing in a dip
I thought this had to do with sticking some fingers in your ass...
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post #54 of 90
2/19/08 at 7:58pm
How about this for a sexual quirk involving dip...I know guys who jerk off into their tins because they like the taste of chew with cum in it.
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post #55 of 90
2/19/08 at 9:48pm
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Originally Posted by Big Jim Slade View Post
Where might such women be found?
Everywhere, Jim...here's the deal: Strike up a casual conversation with a gal, preferably with alcohol involved. If, in the course of your 'conversation' with the gal, you end up getting onto a sexual-innuendo based tangent, let the following information slip: you've never been able to reach orgasm from oral sex (regardless if it's true or not). 9 timed out of 10, they'll raise an eyebrow at this and go 'REALLY?'

You've now piqued their curiosity and given them an unspoken challenge.

It will stick in their mind, especially if you keep going with the conversation but make a point of NOT alluding to it. Make her think that it's her idea, and you'll be in like Flint. It won't work every time, but it will work often enough.
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post #56 of 90
2/19/08 at 10:50pm
I never make eye contact during sex. For some reason, it just weirds me the fuck out. (Also, I'd like to add that Judas makes me miss the rep system. That guy appears to know how to conduct himself in a bar.)
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post #57 of 90
2/19/08 at 11:03pm
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Originally Posted by Judas Booth View Post
Everywhere, Jim...here's the deal: Strike up a casual conversation with a gal
You lost me there. Shit. I try to talk to women and I sound like Michael Cera playing Travis Bickle.
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post #58 of 90
2/20/08 at 12:37am
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Originally Posted by Judas Booth View Post
Everywhere, Jim...here's the deal: Strike up a casual conversation with a gal, preferably with alcohol involved. If, in the course of your 'conversation' with the gal, you end up getting onto a sexual-innuendo based tangent, let the following information slip: you've never been able to reach orgasm from oral sex (regardless if it's true or not). 9 timed out of 10, they'll raise an eyebrow at this and go 'REALLY?'

You've now piqued their curiosity and given them an unspoken challenge.

It will stick in their mind, especially if you keep going with the conversation but make a point of NOT alluding to it. Make her think that it's her idea, and you'll be in like Flint. It won't work every time, but it will work often enough.
Genius. If I weren't married I'd try this. Do you have one to trick your significant other into "coming up with" the idea of a threesome? No fair ripping off Seinfeld, neithuh!
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post #59 of 90
2/20/08 at 1:18am
I'm not a genius, I just found something that worked; that's all. They like the idea that they were able to do what others couldn't. You get head, they get the thrill of knowing that they were the first to successfully bring you to orgasm (whether that's true or not). It's VITAL that it appear to be their idea. This worked at the bar, at parties, and (especially) at work.

No success on the married threesome, sorry...the wife would NEVER go for it. I've already had a MFF threesome once in my life so I'm content. It was overrated, anyway. Trust me, your idea of what a threesome would be like is better than the real thing.
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post #60 of 90
2/20/08 at 1:30am
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Originally Posted by Judas Booth View Post
Everywhere, Jim...here's the deal: Strike up a casual conversation with a gal, preferably with alcohol involved. If, in the course of your 'conversation' with the gal, you end up getting onto a sexual-innuendo based tangent, let the following information slip: you've never been able to reach orgasm from oral sex (regardless if it's true or not). 9 timed out of 10, they'll raise an eyebrow at this and go 'REALLY?'

You've now piqued their curiosity and given them an unspoken challenge.

It will stick in their mind, especially if you keep going with the conversation but make a point of NOT alluding to it. Make her think that it's her idea, and you'll be in like Flint. It won't work every time, but it will work often enough.
The first couple of times I read this, I assumed you were asking; you've never been able to reach orgasm from (giving) oral sex? I just kept thinking, "the balls, the balls."

This sounds more plausible. Great idea.
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post #61 of 90
2/20/08 at 1:47am
That reminds me of the chick who used to call me a nigger during sex. I'm not black- fucking her felt like a hate crime.
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post #62 of 90
2/20/08 at 5:54am
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Originally Posted by Rene (Mr.Eko) View Post
He's from the youtube video Italian Spiderman.

Italian Spiderman
If I ever make a thread about the wonderful things I would have never found if it weren't for Chud, that'd be up there. Awesome.
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post #63 of 90
2/20/08 at 7:06am
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Originally Posted by KABONG View Post
That reminds me of the chick who used to call me a nigger during sex. I'm not black- fucking her felt like a hate crime.
I would rep your brains out if I could.
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post #64 of 90
2/20/08 at 1:16pm
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Originally Posted by Judas Booth View Post
I'm not a genius, I just found something that worked; that's all. They like the idea that they were able to do what others couldn't. You get head, they get the thrill of knowing that they were the first to successfully bring you to orgasm (whether that's true or not). It's VITAL that it appear to be their idea. This worked at the bar, at parties, and (especially) at work.
Until one girl tells another and you are revealed as being a manipulative bastard... then suddenly you have a handful of women going postal on your ass.
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post #65 of 90
2/20/08 at 1:24pm
Bah, details.
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post #66 of 90
2/20/08 at 4:59pm
Makes a fun movie plot though.
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post #67 of 90
2/20/08 at 8:04pm
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Originally Posted by Belethedheliel View Post
Makes a fun movie plot though.
It sounds like a Dane Cook movie.
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post #68 of 90
2/21/08 at 5:00pm
There is something that I have to do. I just brought the record player to a screeching halt in order to do this. I will have to scream "Wait just one minute!". I have read all of "Aids" posts and have one question to ask...

Get Aids Now... when you throw in a dip, or fuck trannies... were they dead or alive?

The answer (yes or no) will but mine and sackley's suspicions to rest.
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post #69 of 90
2/21/08 at 9:38pm
My secret shame used to be that I was able to achieve climax only with a recording of T.S. Eliot reading "The Waste Land" playing in the background.

It took years but, over time, my wife has cultivated an eerily accurate impersonation of the great poet. Free at last!
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post #70 of 90
2/21/08 at 10:49pm
I.
Love.
This.
Thread.
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post #71 of 90
2/22/08 at 12:05am
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Originally Posted by Judas Booth View Post
I've already had a MFF threesome once in my life so I'm content. It was overrated, anyway. Trust me, your idea of what a threesome would be like is better than the real thing.
The one i had was a great time... :-)
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post #72 of 90
2/22/08 at 12:13am
Fuck you both.

EDIT: Then I guess my problem would be solved.
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post #73 of 90
2/22/08 at 12:18am
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Originally Posted by Peter Venkman View Post
The one i had was a great time... :-)
It really depends on the dynamic, I think. If the two girls are more into each other than you, it's not much fun. If they're strongly heterosexual and completely sober, it's really awkward. The ingredients for a highly successful encounter of this type seem to be liquor, a bi-curious/bisexual girlfriend, a likeminded female friend of either party, and a jacuzzi.
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post #74 of 90
2/22/08 at 12:21am
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Originally Posted by Cuchulain View Post
It really depends on the dynamic, I think. If the two girls are more into each other than you, it's not much fun. If they're strongly heterosexual and completely sober, it's really awkward. The ingredients for a highly successful encounter of this type seem to be liquor, a bi-curious/bisexual girlfriend, a likeminded female friend of either party, and a jacuzzi.
well, a few drinks, a bit of pot and my gf and her friend being a bit curious, and i was in like flint
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post #75 of 90
2/22/08 at 12:22am
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Originally Posted by Renn Brown View Post
Fuck you both.

EDIT: Then I guess my problem would be solved.
FUCK, I want the rep system back!!!
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post #76 of 90
2/22/08 at 12:26am
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Originally Posted by Peter Venkman View Post
well, a few drinks, a bit of pot and my gf and her friend being a bit curious, and i was in like flint
Sweet. Save for the jacuzzi--it's a personal favorite of mine--that certainly meets all the conditions I had in mind.
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post #77 of 90
2/22/08 at 12:38am
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Originally Posted by Cuchulain View Post
Sweet. Save for the jacuzzi--it's a personal favorite of mine--that certainly meets all the conditions I had in mind.
You had Peter Venkman in mind?
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post #78 of 90
2/22/08 at 1:02am
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Originally Posted by Raspberry Leper View Post
You had Peter Venkman in mind?
Eh, no, I was referring to the conditions I had listed previously. To borrow from Dave Chapelle, there's a one dude quota to every heterosexual male erotic scenario.
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post #79 of 90
2/22/08 at 1:04am
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Originally Posted by Raspberry Leper View Post
You had Peter Venkman in mind?
He did have a date at 8 O'Clock with a cute blond Co-ed.
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post #80 of 90
2/22/08 at 1:56am
i did and it was fantastic, just don't tell my fiance

and thanks for not having me in mind..thats well, weird
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post #81 of 90
2/22/08 at 8:37am
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Originally Posted by Peter Venkman View Post
and thanks for not having me in mind..thats well, weird
...oh.

Well...shit.
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post #82 of 90
2/22/08 at 9:41am
Hmm. I feel i've just witnessed something... special by reading this thread.
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post #83 of 90
2/22/08 at 10:57am
and i get that little warm feeling knowing that somehow i was a part of it...i need a shower
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post #84 of 90
2/22/08 at 11:33am
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by El Thain View Post
There is something that I have to do. I just brought the record player to a screeching halt in order to do this. I will have to scream "Wait just one minute!". I have read all of "Aids" posts and have one question to ask...

Get Aids Now... when you throw in a dip, or fuck trannies... were they dead or alive?

The answer (yes or no) will but mine and sackley's suspicions to rest.
I'm going to answer with my motto: "If you don't have any standards, then you will always get laid."

Pulses are optional.
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post #85 of 90
2/22/08 at 12:03pm
Your father probably thought the same thing, as he inseminated the cow you call "mother".
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post #86 of 90
2/22/08 at 12:05pm
Thread Starter 
This much is true...

...and you all have to pay for it.
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post #87 of 90
2/22/08 at 12:30pm
I like to talk to the wife right after sex...

Last time I did it, it was from the motel.
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post #88 of 90
2/22/08 at 4:48pm
Every time I have sex, I have to to shit in the vagina.
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post #89 of 90
2/22/08 at 5:10pm
I like to follow El Thain for the sloppy seconds.
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post #90 of 90
2/23/08 at 5:54pm
Dammit, Get AIDS Now, stop insinuating that you're me.
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