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post #1 of 26
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I would totally buy some of this crap. The Taun Taun suit slays me. I could swear they did produce a Jabba stress squeezie already...
post #2 of 26
Yeah, sign me up for the Jabba bean bag chair, the car sun shield, and the carbonite fridge.
post #3 of 26
I would buy the sun shields and the trophies.
post #4 of 26
Invite her back to your place, grab her a cold one out of the Han-In-Carbonite fridge, lay her out on the Jabba beanbag, and enjoy the buns.

Unless you have one of those dorky AT-AT organizers, in which case no buns for you.

EDIT: And raise your hand if you would NOT want a Death Star grill.
post #5 of 26
Didn't they use the hair headphone gag in SPACEBALLS?
post #6 of 26
I would kill for one of those foosball tables.
post #7 of 26
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Originally Posted by gravedigger View Post
Didn't they use the hair headphone gag in SPACEBALLS?
Yessir.
post #8 of 26
The carbonite fridge and the Jabba stress squeezie are great!
post #9 of 26
I think it would be only fitting to include Leia's metal bikini with the purchase of a Jabba Bean Bag chair.
post #10 of 26
Death Star printed gumballs. Awesome.
post #11 of 26
thats an awesome sun shield, hell, im surprised it's never been made
post #12 of 26
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EDIT: And raise your hand if you would NOT want a Death Star grill.
That was my favorite one!

The sun shield was a close second, however.
post #13 of 26
Wow, these are incredible.

I feel silly for it but I'd totally buy most of this junk. It's awesome!
post #14 of 26
Some of this stuff, I could see how they wouldn't really sell, but I thought a lot of this stuff was cool. The dart board, the Jabba bean bag chair, the sun shields, and even the Taun Taun costume. I wonder if I could make that costume by Dragon*Con this year...
post #15 of 26
the foosball is pretty sweet, and I would totally get that fridge
post #16 of 26
Sadly, I would probably get most of this shit. Except for the AT-AT chair caddy. Notice how the guy is flying solo while enjoying the comfort of having his fucking Pepsi lodged into the top of that monstrosity?

The Death Star grill and the sun shade are must-haves.
post #17 of 26
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Sadly, I would probably get most of this shit. Except for the AT-AT chair caddy. Notice how the guy is flying solo while enjoying the comfort of having his fucking Pepsi lodged into the top of that monstrosity?
Make it a beer, and maybe he'd be on his way to recruiting a co-pilot (hairy or no).
post #18 of 26
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Sadly, I would probably get most of this shit. Except for the AT-AT chair caddy. Notice how the guy is flying solo while enjoying the comfort of having his fucking Pepsi lodged into the top of that monstrosity?

The Death Star grill and the sun shade are must-haves.
None of this stuff will get you laid but i like the AT-AT chair caddy. I might build one out of the toy my nephew broke.
post #19 of 26
Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made. Spaceballs the T-shirt. Spaceballs the lunchbox. Spaceballs the coloring book. Spaceballs... the flame thrower! Kids love it. And my favorite, Spaceballs the Doll -- me!

"May the schwartz be with you!"


I would totally get Jabba the Bean Bag Chair.
post #20 of 26
Where on earth would you even go to buy that grill? I find it hard to imagine going to Home Depot looking at a few grills and seeing that thing next to a few Webbers
post #21 of 26
Thread Starter 
Awesome. I love the intestinal lining.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/tauntaun.html

post #22 of 26
Man, this should be a real product. I was ready to buy it!
post #23 of 26
Hopefully they'll actually be allowed to produce it, at some point.

In other news, the Death Star beach ball is finally being brought to life.
post #24 of 26
I'm an illustrator and my wife sews.... I think I'm going to have to force her to help me make one or two of these....
post #25 of 26
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Hopefully they'll actually be allowed to produce it, at some point.

In other news, the Death Star beach ball is finally being brought to life.
HOLY SHIT, those kites are awesome!
post #26 of 26
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Hopefully they'll actually be allowed to produce it, at some point.

In other news, the Death Star beach ball is finally being brought to life.
Those kites are all over my local Sam's Club. They have already been put in for request as 7th birthday presents at the end of the month.
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