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post #1 of 30
2/20/08 at 1:33am
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Steve Guttenberg to appear on Dancing with the Stars this March!

Team Mahoney in da house!
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post #2 of 30
2/20/08 at 10:33am
while I will root for Steve, my heart lies with Yamaguchi!

Raleigh, NC/Carolina Hurricanes represent!
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post #3 of 30
2/20/08 at 2:56pm
Damn. I saw the title and got excited for a bait thread.
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post #4 of 30
2/20/08 at 3:10pm
Music provided by Jones, the human beat box.
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post #5 of 30
2/20/08 at 3:16pm
I wonder if Guttenberg's partner will be from the Blue Oyster Bar.
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post #6 of 30
2/20/08 at 3:16pm
He'd better do a dance number to the Police Academy 4 theme song:

Have you heard the word that's on the street?
There's a brand new heat that's walkin' the beat!
They're CITIZENS ON PATROL!
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post #7 of 30
2/20/08 at 3:58pm
If Adam Carolla doesn't do a routine featuring "Strokin'" by Billy Squire, I will not be interested.
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post #8 of 30
2/20/08 at 4:48pm
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Originally Posted by A-Pathetic View Post
Damn. I saw the title and got excited for a bait thread.
We could probably turn it into one.

*ahem*

Hey, Gutt, I think I heard Diva say something about your mother!
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post #9 of 30
2/20/08 at 5:02pm
Shit... I had the wrong Gut(t)enburg the whole time! I thought he had a thing with printing presses.
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post #10 of 30
2/20/08 at 9:31pm
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Originally Posted by neaux View Post
while I will root for Steve, my heart lies with Yamaguchi!
Holy crap, I have a friend at another board who's a figure skating fanatic. He's going to fucking freak.
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post #11 of 30
2/20/08 at 9:35pm
Oh, I know.
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post #12 of 30
2/20/08 at 9:45pm
The years have apparently not been kind to Mahoney.

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post #13 of 30
2/20/08 at 9:47pm
Judging from that picture, Guttenberg has been injecting himself with a combination of Michael Eisner and Joe Piscopo DNA.
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post #14 of 30
2/20/08 at 9:50pm
Guttenberg still freaks me out during the opening of 'The Boys from Brazil'...

...there, I've said it!!
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post #15 of 30
2/20/08 at 9:55pm
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Originally Posted by Moltisanti View Post
I wonder if Guttenberg's partner will be from the Blue Oyster Bar.
Always time for a classic video clip: PROCTOR!
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post #16 of 30
2/20/08 at 9:58pm
Oh man, when I think of how much Proctor made me laugh in my youth. God, he was the shit.
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post #17 of 30
2/21/08 at 2:08am
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Originally Posted by jonvoight's car View Post
Always time for a classic video clip: PROCTOR!
I don't think I ever caught the "salad" joke until just now.
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post #18 of 30
2/21/08 at 11:45am
Hey, the Police Academy films work on many, many levels.
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post #19 of 30
2/21/08 at 4:38pm
I never understood how Proctor went from being Mauser's assistant to Harris's. Did they trade him like a minor league prospect? I think a prequel is in order.
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post #20 of 30
2/21/08 at 4:47pm
I'd like to think that Mauser wrote a nice letter of recommendation to Captain Harris on Proctor's behalf. After all, it wasn't Proctor's fault that Mauser's rival academy went belly up after Mahoney and company went back in training.
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post #21 of 30
2/21/08 at 4:53pm
Screw Guttenberg. It's time to change my handle to McCoy Fan Club.
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post #22 of 30
2/21/08 at 4:59pm
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Originally Posted by Moltisanti View Post
I'd like to think that Mauser wrote a nice letter of recommendation to Captain Harris on Proctor's behalf. After all, it wasn't Proctor's fault that Mauser's rival academy went belly up after Mahoney and company went back in training.
I'm sure it was at least partially Proctor's fault. The details of the Police Academy 3 ending escape me, it was always my least favorite of the Guttenberg-era Police Academy's...
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post #23 of 30
2/21/08 at 5:05pm
Disagree there, making Zed and Sweetchuck members of the academy in part 3 was a real stroke of genius. I know my funny bone thought so.
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post #24 of 30
2/21/08 at 5:05pm
Wait wait wait, Kevin, you thought Back in Training was worse than In Miami Beach? Get the fuck out of here.
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post #25 of 30
2/21/08 at 5:09pm
I said Guttenberg era. Miami Beach is what they show on a loop in Hades.

I prefer Zed/Sweetchuck as mortal enemies. Plus, Police Academy 2 has whitest-of-whitebread Guttenberg going undercover as a street tough. Now that's comedy.
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post #26 of 30
2/21/08 at 5:14pm
In other news: Adam Carolla throws away all man cred. Revealed to be a giant 'mo.
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post #27 of 30
2/21/08 at 5:22pm
The problem with MIAMI BEACH was the attempt to bring in a wannabe Mahoney in the first place. I don't blame Matt McCoy for taking the role, it was the chance of a lifetime. But the producers should have realized that they had a strong core of established characters like Hightower, Tackleberry, and Hooks who had blossomed over the course of the original 4 films. Adding McCoy and Wayne Gretzky's wife was a risky venture that had little potential to yield any comedic gains.
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post #28 of 30
2/21/08 at 5:49pm
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Originally Posted by Moltisanti View Post
Adding McCoy and Wayne Gretzky's wife was a risky venture that had little potential to yield any comedic gains.
Which of course was buoyed by the masterstroke of Rene Auberjonois.
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post #29 of 30
2/21/08 at 5:50pm
Plus they carried over the least funny characters from Citizens on Patrol, like that big fat guy. They couldn't scrounge together enough money to keep David Spade on for one more movie? Or Bobcat? Or that old broad who teamed up with Tackleberry?
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post #30 of 30
2/21/08 at 5:54pm
I kinda like pronouncing Auberjonois "o-Ber-Juh-NO-Isss."
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