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Screw mahagony. This desk is made of Carbonite.

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He should be quite well protected.
post #3 of 15
The Empire will compensate you if he dies during the shipping process.
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This desk is crude, but it should be adequate for figuring out my W-2's.
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Why cover it? His hand could be a drink holder, and his mouth could hold paper clips.
post #6 of 15
Pretty difficult writing on his crotch, though.
post #7 of 15
What's the word that means "simultaneously hilarious and awesome"?
post #8 of 15
I think you mean "CHUD".
post #9 of 15
If only they had frozen Han in mahogany.
post #10 of 15
I really could give two shits about Star Wars and this is one of the biggest Nerd Alerts I've ever seen...

...but at the same time I think it's completely fucking cool. I'd never have one in my house but I wouldn't talk shit about you if you did.
post #11 of 15
No chance in hell any woman ever gets under that desk to give a guy a blowjob.
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Originally Posted by Will Kane View Post
No chance in hell any woman ever gets under that desk to give a guy a blowjob.
There are plenty of fat and pasty chicks in homemade metal bikinis that disagree.
post #13 of 15
There are things I would do to that desk.
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Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by Drew S. View Post
There are plenty of fat and pasty chicks in homemade metal bikinis that disagree.

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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
He should be quite well protected from the touch of a woman for the rest of his life.

Fixed.
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