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post #1 of 35
2/25/08 at 10:26am
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So there's this guy on YouTube who's made it his mission, nay, his Holy Crusade, to see that Islam is wiped out. He wants the Muslims to stop following the false god and come over to his main homeboy, J.C. I've been arguing with him about the finer points of religion and God, mostly because he isn't funny and can't define satire, and he doesn't make any sense. All he does is quote scripture and say shit like "God is good, God is GREAT."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA2KY-p1J50

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ufh8x...eature=related
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post #2 of 35
2/25/08 at 11:33am
I just saw 4 seconds of the video...

There is no reasoning with him. Sorry.
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post #3 of 35
2/25/08 at 11:38am
He looks like a smug little fuck to begin with, but surprisingly he seems like one of the more reasonable anti-Islam voices out there.

Which isn't really saying much, because pointing that out is like congratulating a crowd of bums smearing shit all over themselves for not getting any in their mouth.
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post #4 of 35
2/25/08 at 1:55pm
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He is a smug little fuck. His rant: Jesus is awesome, he was prophesized in The Bible. Allah is a lie. Die, Allah, die!

Jim Caviezel showed up somewhere in there but I honestly couldn't take it anymore.

EDIT: On a sidenote, I honestly expected this forum to be called Religion A-Xenu. Not sure why.
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post #5 of 35
2/25/08 at 7:47pm
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Originally Posted by Kent View Post
EDIT: On a sidenote, I honestly expected this forum to be called Religion A-Xenu. Not sure why.
Nick, can we get that changed? Please?

Edit: Also, the guy disabled comments/ratings on his videos, and clearly deleted all comments that aren't agreeing with him. So I wouldn't expect any sort of intelligent or reasoned rhetoric from him. Just the same inane circular Kirk Cameron horseshit all these guys blather about.
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post #6 of 35
2/25/08 at 11:26pm
Young Earth Creationist. Believes the universe is 6,000 years old. Thinks Kent Hovind is credible. This is Jack Chick-level delusion.
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post #7 of 35
2/26/08 at 5:52pm
What manner of douchebaggery is this?
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post #8 of 35
2/26/08 at 8:20pm
The high-larious kind.
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post #9 of 35
2/26/08 at 9:39pm
He probably believes there were T-Rexs and Raptors on Noah's Ark as well.
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post #10 of 35
2/26/08 at 10:08pm
There weren't?
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post #11 of 35
2/26/08 at 10:28pm
No. Noah left the raptors behind to drown. Because they were gay.
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post #12 of 35
2/26/08 at 10:35pm
That's cruel. He knew the raptors can't fend for themselves with their tiny hands.
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post #13 of 35
2/26/08 at 10:52pm
"Spirit Fingers" have their origin in flaming-gay velociraptors' comical attempts to jerk each other off with their pitiful excuse for forearms.
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post #14 of 35
2/27/08 at 12:40pm
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Originally Posted by felix natalya View Post
He probably believes there were T-Rexs and Raptors on Noah's Ark as well.
Damn right they were! Look, I has proof!

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post #15 of 35
2/27/08 at 12:44pm
Those color names just made my day, thanks.
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post #16 of 35
2/27/08 at 1:20pm
Please tell me that's real and you can buy those. Please, please, please....
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post #17 of 35
2/27/08 at 1:29pm
I want to insult this guys diction and enunciation, but there is too much bullshit and hate coming out of his mouth.
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post #18 of 35
2/27/08 at 11:43pm
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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin View Post
Damn right they were! Look, I has proof!
I'm gonna head to Lowes and buy a bucket of "Flesh of Christ." My room needs a new coat.
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post #19 of 35
2/28/08 at 1:20am
Everyone knows God made the dinosaurs so we would have oil.
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post #20 of 35
2/28/08 at 4:51am
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Originally Posted by BubWilliams View Post
Everyone knows God made the dinosaurs so we would have oil.
DDDRRAAAIIINNNAAAGGGEEE!!!!
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post #21 of 35
2/28/08 at 5:24am
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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin View Post
Damn right they were! Look, I has proof!

So. Much. Awesome. In. That. Picture.

Someone needs to write a spec script now for something based on that SINGLE IMAGE.


Mad Max meets Jesus Christ Superstar meets Jurassic Park.
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post #22 of 35
2/28/08 at 3:46pm
So I'm watching the first video, and I'm thinking "yeah okay he's an idiot. But this is really not so bad". I could sort of respect his seemingly genuine desire not to offend, but "to warn", however extremely misguided that might be. I was actually sort of bored, to be honest.

Then he says "I'm going to show you the video I made, please remember I am not trying to offend you."

Then he comes out as Allah. Dressed as Batman. As Allah. Batman. BatAllah.

My jaw drops, and now refuses to close.

Fukkin Savd.
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post #23 of 35
2/28/08 at 6:22pm
Listening to that guy talk makes me want to smack him repeatedly. He sounds so incredibly smug and full of himself.

Also, his arguments are ridiculous. He honestly tries to defend the Bible as the pure and untainted word of God while simultaneously jabbering about how the Koran and Torah are fake and getting outraged because Muslims who believe the word of the Koran say the Bible is fake.

Any reasonable person would come to the conclusion that there's no way any of these holy texts can actually be accurate, but instead he chooses to dress up like Batman. Douche.
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post #24 of 35
2/28/08 at 6:52pm
Green Lantern would have been a better choice.
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post #25 of 35
2/28/08 at 8:17pm
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Originally Posted by Vader View Post
So. Much. Awesome. In. That. Picture.

Someone needs to write a spec script now for something based on that SINGLE IMAGE.


Mad Max meets Jesus Christ Superstar meets Jurassic Park.
A satirical Creationist film would be fucking awesome. Creationists would go see it and feel all smugly righteous that "the truth" were being told, and the rest of the world laughs at them for not being in on the joke.
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post #26 of 35
2/28/08 at 8:29pm
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Originally Posted by Big Jim Slade View Post
A satirical Creationist film would be fucking awesome. Creationists would go see it and feel all smugly righteous that "the truth" were being told, and the rest of the world laughs at them for not being in on the joke.
Hence the careers of Larry the Cable Guy and Ann Coulter, among others.
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post #27 of 35
2/28/08 at 9:48pm
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Hence the careers of Larry the Cable Guy and Ann Coulter, among others.
As David Cross has proven, Larry the Cable Guy is not really satire.
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post #28 of 35
2/28/08 at 10:47pm
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Originally Posted by benfortenberry View Post
Those color names just made my day, thanks.
I wonder what 'Flesh of Christ' crayons taste like.
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post #29 of 35
2/29/08 at 1:05am
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Originally Posted by Seabass Inna Bun View Post
I wonder what 'Flesh of Christ' crayons taste like.
Bacon. It's the flavor of heaven flesh.
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post #30 of 35
2/29/08 at 3:26am
Those little round things at mass don't taste like bacon, so I disagree.*



*Man, am I going to hell.
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post #31 of 35
2/29/08 at 12:54pm
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Those little round things at mass don't taste like bacon, so I disagree.*



*Man, am I going to hell.
That's what bacon salt is for. God made bacon salt for this purpose.

God is an awesome God.
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post #32 of 35
2/29/08 at 1:51pm
mmm...bacon salt...two great flavors, one horribly bad idea. But I love it.
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post #33 of 35
2/29/08 at 4:54pm
www.baconsalt.com

I have all three varieties.
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post #34 of 35
3/1/08 at 12:54pm
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I agree. Everything should taste like bacon.
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post #35 of 35
3/1/08 at 5:45pm
I probably would have gone to church more if the communion wafers tasted like bacon. Mmmmm Bacon and blood wine.
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