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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin 
I say 'congrats, sir', but allow me to drag out this one important fact: your chances of surviving one round of Russian Roulette are better than having a long and lasting marriage.
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Never tell him the odds!
Sorry, I forgot to load up my last post with Star Wars, so here goes!
Try to sneak something into your vows, like this '
You said you wanted to be around when I made a mistake, well, this could be it, sweetheart. '
And later, during the wedding night.
I hope you know what you're doing.
Yeah, me too.
But just remember Richard, if things don't work out with you and the missus..
There is Another