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post #51 of 151
Congrats, Dickson. Hope you have a great wedding!
post #52 of 151
It wasn't a theme wedding, which made the sudden digression into LOTR-land even more alarming. When the minister began said digression, she mentioned the trilogy, and then starting listing all of the characters she could think of ("You know, Frodo... Sam... Gandalf... Aragorn... Legolas..."). I want to say that she did it more than once, but that just may be my memory enhancing the experience for maximum amusement.
post #53 of 151
Some friends of mine had the Star Wars theme played as they exited their outdoor wedding. It was played by a keyboardist and sax player. They acknowledged the sheer cheese of it by having the minister say "may the force be with you" at the end.

Take notes, Mr. Dickson..
post #54 of 151
Um, I don't know if that's acknowledgment, so much as deep, deep denial.
post #55 of 151
Nah. They had the theme to The A-Team play as the wedding party entered the reception and Ozzy's "Crazy Train" as the newleyweds walked in. We sat with a couple who were both illustrators for Highlights for Children magazine.

Looking back, that may have been the single greatest wedding in the history of ever.
post #56 of 151
Congrats!
post #57 of 151
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Originally Posted by misfit View Post
Some friends of mine had the Star Wars theme played as they exited their outdoor wedding. It was played by a keyboardist and sax player.
Wailing Sax?
post #58 of 151
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Originally Posted by billylove View Post
Wailing Sax?
No,


*whaling sex*

...congrats!!
post #59 of 151
congratulations: Awesome, that's great to hear Dickson! Wewt!

lamentations: Oh jeez, that's too bad man. Guess that's the first death knell of your sex life.. and all that.

and mockery: Haha! Have fun been MARRIED, sucker! Sign on the dotted line for half of your earthly possessions and wealth! HAH! Excuse me, I need to go do blow off a hooker's ass now.


But seriously, congrats Richard, that's great news.
post #60 of 151
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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin View Post
I say 'congrats, sir', but allow me to drag out this one important fact: your chances of surviving one round of Russian Roulette are better than having a long and lasting marriage.
Never tell him the odds!

Sorry, I forgot to load up my last post with Star Wars, so here goes!

Try to sneak something into your vows, like this 'You said you wanted to be around when I made a mistake, well, this could be it, sweetheart. '

And later, during the wedding night.

I hope you know what you're doing.
Yeah, me too.


But just remember Richard, if things don't work out with you and the missus.. There is Another
post #61 of 151
I think it's simple that when Dickson's wife says 'I love you', he should cooly and calmly respond: "I know."

And then proceed to get frozen in carbonite for added dramatic effect.
post #62 of 151
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Originally Posted by billylove View Post
Wailing Sax?
Yakety Sax.
post #63 of 151
Congrats!

Have to recommend going the open bar route, if only because it enhances the entertainment at the reception and you'll surely hear some good stories after you get back from the honeymoon.

Where are you planning on having the wedding? If you're planning on doing it at the beach, check into when the red tide happens out there. I went to a wedding once right on the beach when that was going on, and while it didn't bother me, quite a few others really had a rough time with it...
post #64 of 151
Congratulations...Richard Dickson on your upcoming Wedding. While posting I always thought you were engaging...and now that you are engaged there is The important question if your bride to be is a...Dolphin fan, not interested in football, or worse a Patriot fan.

So far people have recommended The Star Wars theme as you walk down the Aisle but I have another idea...while dancing Play Carly Simon's Nobody Does It Better...it's both romantic and a great James Bond song at the same time.
post #65 of 151
Congrats and good luck! My advice is not to take any advice you read on the internet. None of it.
post #66 of 151
Congratulations!
post #67 of 151
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Was it the Imperial March?
The slightest of derails: We just got new phones at work, and we can program in distinctive ring-tones so you know who's calling you. My boss (who is the nicest guy on the planet, so this just isn't going to work) asked if I could program in The Imperial March for when his line rings on my phone.
post #68 of 151
Thread Starter 
We have decided that for the pre-ceremony music (as people are coming in and being seated) that we're going with some suitable film music. Nothing obvious like Titanic or Gone With the Wind, but we're definitely using "Harry in Winter" from Patrick Doyle's Goblet of Fire score. She has an Enya song she wants as her music when she enters, still debating what to use for my entrance and the recessional.
post #69 of 151
cCongrats man,

my big day is coming up in November and I wish you all the best.
post #70 of 151
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
still debating what to use for my entrance
Wedding Chapel int. Day

[cue Rocky Theme]

The chapel doors suddenly fly open, and out comes Richard Dickson jogging up to the altar, throwing the occasional jab - hook - cross combination and wearing a suit so fine, it makes Sinatra look like a hobo. When he reaches the top, he stops to spin in a few circles with his hands held high in the air, oblivious to the bewildered look on his bride's face.
post #71 of 151
Congratulations!
post #72 of 151
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Originally Posted by Trejo View Post
Wedding Chapel int. Day

[cue Rocky Theme]
Better theme would be Chariots of Fire.
post #73 of 151
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Originally Posted by billylove View Post
Better theme would be Chariots of Fire.
But only if they move in Slow Motion and the lighting is made by Riefenstahl.
post #74 of 151
I'd go in the chapel with Top Gun's Danger Zone.
post #75 of 151
Thread Starter 
I did give her a start when I said I'd found the perfect piece for me and proceeded to play Ifukube's Godzilla theme.
post #76 of 151
Congrats Dickson.

If you change your mind at the last second, I'd totally be up to being the guy who stands up at the last moment and yells "I OBJECT! I love that woman... Don't marry him Christine, marry me!!!"

It'd be, like, super weird 'cause she doesn't even know me and her name's probly not Christine.
post #77 of 151
Thread Starter 
Which would only make it all the funnier.
post #78 of 151
Tijuana Taxi as your entrance music? It's catchy! Damn catchy!
post #79 of 151
You should buy some smoke machines and kill the lights before you enter. Then dramatically throw back the curtains.
post #80 of 151
Congratulations, Poxy!
post #81 of 151
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Originally Posted by Quarant View Post
Congrats Dickson.

If you change your mind at the last second, I'd totally be up to being the guy who stands up at the last moment and yells "I OBJECT! I love that woman... Don't marry him Christine, marry me!!!"

It'd be, like, super weird 'cause she doesn't even know me and her name's probly not Christine.
Careful now, stud, cause if you look anything like your avatar, you just may leave Dickson brideless at the altar.

No offense, RD.
post #82 of 151
He has nothing to worry about. I'm nowhere near that handsome.
post #83 of 151
Congrats, man.
post #84 of 151
Congrats Dix. Post your wedding photos in the Chewervision thread for us. So like, we can make fun of it and shit.

Are you guys getting a new house or anything, or just moving in together? Or none of my fucking business?
post #85 of 151
Congrats.
post #86 of 151
Now, I don't mean to "fag up" the thread. But a friend of mine also recently got engaged, a concept which scares the hell out of me (and the reason my ex broke up with me, since I refused to even entertain the notion), so my question is, how did you know you were 'ready' to pop the question?

Did you just wake up one morning and think 'what the hell, I might as well'?
post #87 of 151
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Originally Posted by mole View Post
Did you just wake up one morning and think 'what the hell, I might as well'?
Now that sounds like a marriage that's going places!
post #88 of 151
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Originally Posted by mole View Post
my question is, how did you know you were 'ready' to pop the question?

Did you just wake up one morning and think 'what the hell, I might as well'?
Champ Kind: What's it like, Ron?
Ron Burgundy: The intimate times? Outta sight, my man.
Brian Fantana: No, the other thing - love.
Brick Tamland: Yeah, what is that?
post #89 of 151
Thank you, Dre. I'm going to be humming "Afternoon Delight" all day. Great.

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how did you know you were 'ready' to pop the question?

Did you just wake up one morning and think 'what the hell, I might as well'?
If you're wondering how one knows when to propose, you're not ready. If marriage scares you so much that it ended a relationship, you're not even close to ready.
post #90 of 151
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Originally Posted by mole View Post
Did you just wake up one morning and think 'what the hell, I might as well'?
You wait until you stumble into a relationship with someone way better than you deserve, and you keep them by marrying them.
post #91 of 151
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
You wait until you stumble into a relationship with someone way better than you deserve, and you keep them by marrying them.
quoted for truth! haha My date is set for November 1st, on the beach in South Carolina(photos will be posted here) (not of the wedding night)
Congrats Richard!! and wow..October of 09' is a long time to come..so save save and save! good luck.
post #92 of 151
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Originally Posted by Peter Venkman View Post
quoted for truth! haha My date is set for November 1st, on the beach in South Carolina(photos will be posted here) (not of the wedding night)
Hey, there is a Chud boobies thread, s'all I'm saying...
post #93 of 151
Felicitations! May your union prove fertile.
post #94 of 151
Thread Starter 
We've been together three years, and been living together for almost a year and a half. As for the big moment, we were having a laugh about something and just looking at each other and I said, "Do you want to go ahead and get married?" Her eyes got real big and she got this goofy smile and said yeah, so then I asked her all proper like. There was no ring -- I wanted her to have the ring she wanted, so we ordered it the next day.
post #95 of 151
Important: Don't forget to change your status on your MySpace pages.
post #96 of 151
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
You wait until you stumble into a relationship with someone way better than you deserve, and you keep them by marrying them.
A-frikkin'-men! I'm still waiting for that moment when Mrs H realizes that she's way out of my league. In the mean time, damn, I gots it good!
post #97 of 151
Me and Vince Vaughn will crash your wedding! (congrats)
post #98 of 151
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
We've been together three years, and been living together for almost a year and a half. As for the big moment, we were having a laugh about something and just looking at each other and I said, "Do you want to go ahead and get married?" Her eyes got real big and she got this goofy smile and said yeah, so then I asked her all proper like. There was no ring -- I wanted her to have the ring she wanted, so we ordered it the next day.
Did you do it over a box of Hagen Das, the question that is?
post #99 of 151
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Originally Posted by Vader View Post
Important: Don't forget to change your status on your MySpace pages.
I found out the hard way that if you change your status to engaged on Facebook it tells everyone you got out of a relationship until she confirms it. So I had friends sending me messages like "You broke up with your girl?!?" and I had to say that no, it was kinda the opposite.

Oh, the power of social networks sites.

And congrats, Dickson. Hope you're having as much trouble as I am remembering that it's "fiancee" now, not "girlfriend".
post #100 of 151
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
We've ...been living together for almost a year and a half.
Sinners!
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