Movie Rumors 9 I'd Like 2 See:

Welcome CHUD Folks to Danco_2000's Wishful Thinking Thread, the first
for 2008.

We were right there cheering for the Writer's working the picket
lines. A lot of people don't know this, but it's a lot of work in manning a
picket line. It takes a lot of discipline to walk around in a circle while
holding up a sign. Of course in the long run, the hard efforts makes the
pay-off that much better when your union leader gets your demands met.

Even though the Screen & TV Writer's Strike is over, we of the
Danco2000's Think Tank felt that we would do something more, ... just for
our pieces of mind. We felt that many of the films viewed by us throughout
the past year, should have been nominated for the 2008 Oscars, but
were not. That's why we boycotted the airing of the 2008 Oscars by not
watching it. Granted, ... the ones nominated probably deserve their chance
in the spot light. We just felt, ... that there were more movies not mentioned,
that should have been.

The Academy or it's affiliations hardly ever offer an explanation to how or
why they chose the winners in the past. But this year they did respond with
a verbal-text message. For example, we caught the following text message
shown at the end of the Oscars airing by accident. We had forgotten what
time it was because we were still partying, celebrating the NY Giants
long-shot win. (One of our Think Tank members had fooled D'Anco in
naming the wininer the Friday before the game.) :

"All members of the Academy who are eligible are invited to vote their
nominations for the Best Film.

In most other categories, the nominations are decided by a vote of the
members working in that specific category. Then the entire membership
chooses from those nominations the recipients of the Academy Awards.

In the Documentary, Short film and Foreign Language Film categories,
only those members who attend special screenings may vote.

And finally, the results of all the secret voting are known only to the
independent accounting firm of PricewaterhouseCoopers until the sealed
envelopes are opened on the air." --- the Academy

You know, ... this whole Oscar Nomination process really reminds us
of the 2008 Presidential Race .

"All Americans eligible are invited to vote for their Party nominations
for US President.

In each of the states in the US, the Democratic Presidential nominations are
decided by a vote of the People for that specific Presidential Party, or until
the event of a popular vote tie between two candidates. Then the entire
National Democratic Super Delegates choose from the ones running for
nomination, the recipient of the Presidential Academy Award.

In the Republican Party, only Super Delegates who attend Special
Republican Caucuses in all states vote.

And finally, the results of all the special Republican Super Delegates secret
voting in every state, are known only to the controlling Independent Special
Interest Firm before the Average Republican Voter is informed on the air."
---- the Danco2000 Think Tank

It's been a while since the last post. So we'll try our best to provide the kind
of posts that even a News Anchor on Cable/Satellite won't touch (or can't).

Enjoy!!!


Warning: The following posts are solely the creation of a Demented
Genius with "a Beautiful Mind" and in no way, form, or fashion reflects the
opinions or thoughts of this CHUD Website, or of any of it's members.
(Unless the members decide to post a reply...)

----DANCO_2000----

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Wishful Thinking Movie Rumor: On The ????? Road To The White
House Of Oz: the Trilogy

Are you Friend or Foe?

okay. ... then it's poetry.

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Wishful Thinking Movie Rumors: On The ????? Road To The White House Of Oz: the Trilogy

Rumored Trilogy Concept: Three Political Party Movies (Republican, Democratic, and Independent) based on three different dreams. They were influenced by the Bob Hope and Bing Crosby "On The Road To ...." movie series combined with the "The Wizard Of Oz" fantasy. (Companies like Mad TV and Saturday Night Live would have a feild day with these.)

Wishful Thinking Movie Rumor Title - One:
On The Republican Road To The White House Of Oz

Premise:

A LONE DIFFERENT MAN representing the Republican Party is standing at the intersection of a fork in the road, and he decides to travel on the road named “THAT WAY”. ...

Meanwhile, somewhere in an undisclosed section of the Congressional Building in OZ., a group meeting is taking place. An OVER CONFIDENT MAN is standing in front of a very big wide screen wall monitor. The image on the screen is that of the BIG CHEESE of Oz. The Over Confident Man slowly turns 180 degrees, then sits down at the head of the conference table. Three other men are also sitting at the table. Each were assigned a designated security number to replace their name.

OVER CONFIDENT MAN:Number 3 report! Tell me what have you done for me lately?

NUMBER 3.........................:Hmmmm? ...I stepped in and took charge of NY City during the 911 Crisis!

OVER CONFIDENT MAN:Ri-i-ight! ... my friend, Number 2 report!

NUMBER 2.........................:As for the Lone Different Man, no problemo! I have detailed files on his spending on the West Coast. His campaign money will not last if he continues to travel “THAT WAY”. I also will be ready to give you my endorsement as soon as you come to California. My 2005 International Steel Deals has been very good for California.

OVER CONFIDENT MAN:Great! Number ...

Number 3 interrupts the Over Confident Man. ..

NUMBER 3.........................:[I]Yeah but I stepped in and took charge of NY City during the 911 Crisis. ...I did a good job too. ...

Silence fills in the room as the Over Confident One stares at Number 3.

OVER CONFIDENT MAN:Number 1 report!

NUMBER 1.........................:I agree with Number 2. The Lone Different Man will definitely run out of campaign funds. You know, A few months back, Premium stations on Cable / Satellite TV aired a series about a man who had more than one wife. The majority of Americans don’t care for that religious belief.

Number 1 holds out his hands palms up.

NUMBER 1 cont. ................:
Of course, it definitely helped our cause. The series also reminded those believing that any person running for President should only have one spouse, to take a closer look at the Lone Different Man. I took a few jabs at his religion too.

OVER CONFIDENT MAN:No-o-o-o!

NUMBER 1.........................:Yes sir. But I quickly apologized for the racial remarks. I don't work in Hollywood, ...I just can’t afford to take time off from this Presidential Race to go to therapy.

Laughter....

OVER CONFIDENT MAN:Okay my friends, this meeting is adjourned. Number 3, ... please brush off that straw looking stuff before you come back for the next meeting.

The three men leave the room hastily. The Over Confident Man turns back towards the wall monitor. The large face of the Big Cheese speaks.

BIG CHEESE .....................:That went well.

OVER CONFIDENT MAN:Indeed it did my friend. My friend, every thing you said would happen, did happen. I am very grateful for this opportunity to be your successor. I definitely can see being the Big Cheese for the next 8 years.

BIG CHEESE .....................:Just be careful with those other three amigos.

OVER CONFIDENT MAN:Don’t you worry my friend. I have nothing to fear from those three. The only smart thing Number 1 did was to do is give me his NY endorsement. Number 2 is heartless when it comes to running a campaign, but right now, he must keep his Governorship for one more term, then one term in Congress before he can even think of taking my job. Besides he has to first deal with the old Oakland Mayor who plans on attacking his Steel and Import International Deals with CHINA. And as for Number 3, he’s a sneaky one. He just doesn’t have the courage to go against me now that we’re so close to the primaries.

BIG CHEESE .....................:Very well then. Just let me tell you like a Texan, keep your eyes on them. because once they manage to get into your head you will be saying and doing things the people don’t need to hear. You gotta stop saying how long you’ll be keeping our troops in Iraq. That is all!!

OVER CONFIDENT MAN:As you command.

The screen fades to black. The Over Confident Man turns to leave the room. But before he reaches the exit, he hears the sounds of something knocking. The sound seemed to be coming from behind a draw string curtain. The Over Confident Man rushes over to the curtain and pulls on the draw string. To his amazement, he sees the FATHER OF THE BIG CHEESE kicking on a control panel that controls the voice and image projected on the big wall screen monitor. The Father stops and looks at the Over Confident Man. Suddenly a wall phone near the Over Confident Man rings. The Father of the Big Cheese smiles as he points to the phone and tells the Over Confident Man the call was for him. The Over Confident Man answers it.

OVER CONFIDENT MAN..........:Hello?
SPECIAL INTEREST FIRM REP:Senator?
OVER CONFIDENT MAN..........:Yes.
SPECIAL INTEREST FIRM REP:Senator ...Confident ...Man?
OVER CONFIDENT MAN..........:Ye-e-es
SPECIAL INTEREST FIRM REP:Senator ...Over ...Confident ...Man?

The Over Confident Man, still holding the phone, goes into a Trance. The OTHER VOICEother voice on the line tells someone near them that the Teenage Mutant Turtle Look-a-Like Senator is ready for the Manchurian Specialist. ........


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Wishful Thinking Movie Rumor Title - Two:
On The Democratic Road To The White House Of Oz

Not really, ...I was having problems with my my browser, so I had to switch to another.


SURPRISE!!!!!!
Yeah, ... that's right ... I'm really glad to be back. If I knew you missed me that much I would have posted sooner.


HAHAHAHAHAHA

I knew I wasn't the only one with "A Beautiful Mind" !

Wishful Thinking of a TV Revealing: The BSG Cylon Models


Premise:

Before the Third Tribe left Caprica over 400 years ago, there were two scientific groups fighting each other. Their gripe was that more research into Genetically Enhanced Human Intelligence (GeHi) was more important than research into Humanistic Artificial Computer Intelligence (HaCi).

The Third Tribe was a Community of Advance Sciences. The GeHi Group was 1/8 the population size of the HaCi Group.

When war between the two groups broke out, the HaCi Group inserted their Artificial Intelligence Programs into their domestic robots. Thus helping the HaCi Group in winning the Scientific Civil War. But it was a costly war.

As a result of losing, the GeHi Group was banned from their planet Caprica, ...even from their Solar System.

The HaCi Group stayed on Caprica to further develop the ACI for domestic robots, while the GeHi Group took off in a space-like wagon train of research starships.

The years passed quickly when other tribes in the solar system requested help from Caprica’s HaCi Group. The HaCi quickly offered their newest developed AI’s in the form of Military Robotics Space Troopers and Un-Manned Space Fighters.

The Tribes that requested the help were always victorious. And as a result slowly incorporated the AI programs into their everyday life. Then suddenly it happened. The incorporated AI’s rebelled. All the Tribes went up in arms against the ACI’s now called Cylons.

The toll of the war with the Cylons took it’s toll on all the Tribes fighting, but the Humans won. And over Forty-years ago, ...the Cylons and the last of their creators, the Haci Group, were expelled from that solar system, . ...

Within the Gehi Group were scientists deduced that the machines would eventually rebel against it’s creator, they just didn’t know when. So as a precaution, Six group members volunteered to stay behind and develop the genetic traits in their family line needed that would cause the carriers to seek out the trail of the Thirteenth Tribe. Genetics were not the only thing the GeHi mastered. They also developed the Crystallized Gene Memory Retention method.

For years, each of the Six took turns to travel back and forth to Caprica along the path of the Thirteenth Tribe.

Unfortunately One of the Six was captured by the Cylons on the way back to Caprica.

When the Cylons realized that the Thirteenth Tribe still exists they created an elaborated plan to find it’s location. Then the Cylon’s inserted sleepers into Caprica’s population before attacking.


CYLON MODELS (bold=confirmed id)

Number 12 - SIMON
Number 11 - BILLY KEIKAYA
Number 10 - LEOBEN
Number 09 - PETTY OFFICER DUALLA
Number 08 - SHARON “BOOMER” VALERII
Number 07 - CAVIL
Number 06 - CAPRICA
Number 05 - AARON DORAL
Number 04 - ADMIRAL CAIN
Number 03 - D’ANNA BIEAS
Number 02 - DR. GAIUS BALTAR
Number 01 - PRESIDENT LAURA ROSLIN


Unknowingly to the Cylon’s, the remaining Five of Six activated the genetic traits hidden in the bodies of their descendants before returning to the Homeworld of the Thirteenth Tribe. ...

Genetically Enhanced Family lines:

LUET. STARBUCK
COMMADER APOLLO
CHIEF GALEN TYOL
COLONEL SAUL TIGH
TORY FOSTER
SAMUAL ANDERS

More to the point, ...Why are you posting this question in the Wishful Thinking Forum?
What is this you're talking about?
Where should this be posted? ...
Were you here before as another avatar? Are you still there Tarkovsky? huh? huh? ...

That’s the spirit!

As for the above picture, ... I believe a lot of CHUD posters can relate to it. It's like, ...like some posts are like that of an education professional who has to deal with people, that don’t have the ability to appreciate the inner workings of an intricate mind. ...

Ext - DEEP SPACE - MARQUIS TERRITORY

SHOT: DEM STAR-SHIP VOYAGER MOVING AWAY FROM THE IND STAR-SHIP DEFIANT

Int - TRANSPORTER SECTION

CAPTAIN WORF greets TU’VOK and makes gesture for TuVok to walk with him.

Int - SHIP’S CORRIDOR

CAPTAIN WORF:So, ...to what do I owe this visit?

TU’VOK:CAPTAIN JANEWAY wants to deal with the new alien race, the
BREEN, in a way that would incite a war between the Breen and
HUMANS. Her Inter-galactic Diplomacy, based on her past 16
years of OTHER PEOPLE'S EXPERIENCES is unacceptable
too. It’s either Jane’s way or no way.

CAPTAIN WORF:She is your captain.

TU’VOK:In-deed, ...yet logic dictates that it’s just not the right thing to do.
That is why I ask of you if you would provide passage for me on
your ship into the BREEN OUTLAND TERRITORY?

CAPTAIN WORF:(contemplating) I see.

TU’VOK:There's another reason, which is there's a planet in that region
that grants a person the ability of great negotiating genius.

CAPTAIN WORF:(contemplating) Humm.

Just then the DEFIANT’s ADVISOR GUINAN approached the two men. She directs her question
to Captain Worf.

ADVISOR GUINAN:Sorry to intrude captain, but if I may be of assistant?

Worf approves the request with a slight nod.

ADVISOR GUINAN:Mr. TuVok is correct, the mere fact of having the FEDERATION
in Breen Territory is enough to start a war. The Breen do not
respect, or acknowledge Females of any race. So a FEMALE
CAPTAIN representing the FEDERATION EMPIRE would be an
insult to the BREEN’S CULTURE.

TU’VOK:Captain Worf, it’s an insult that would be big enough to make the
Breen attack the Federation and the IND MARQUIS COLONIES.

ADVISOR GYNAN:In this case, only a MALE can talk to the Breen. No exceptions!

The three enter the DEFIANT’S BRIDGE. Captain Worf sits down in his CAPTAIN’s CHAIR. After
a moment of deep thought, Worf orders the PILOT SECOND LT. KIM to set a course for the
Casa Blanca Planet through Breen Space. ...

Ext - DEEP SPACE - KLINGON TERRITORY

SHOT: VOYAGER TRAVELING AT WARP SPEED

Int - CAPTAIN’S READY ROOM

Janeway is finishing up a discussion with a mysterious FEMALE STAR FLEET ADMIRAL about
the new POPULUS_VOTETRON TORPEDOES “Q” fitted the Voyager with as a gift.

Then mysteriously, ... music from EARTH’S GREAT GOLDEN CLASSIC ERA filled the room. As
the song “LA TRAVESIA” by JUAN LUIS GUERRA
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlLXL...eature=related) played, a figure of a
man materializes in the middle of the room. The man is LIP-SYNCING the words to the song
while dancing around in the room.

CAPTAIN JANEWAY:“Q”

The man continues to sing and dance.

CAPTAIN JANEWAY:(forceful)“Q”

This time she gets his attention. He looks at her without stopping. She points to the COMPUTER
GRAPHIC MAP displayed on a SCREEN that’s embedded on her desk top. “Q” reluctantly stops
dancing. The music stops playing, and “Q” moves closer toward Janeway to get a better look at
what she’s pointing to.

CAPTAIN JANEWAY:“Q”, ... are you sure that this is the fastest way to reach the CASA BLANCA
PLANET?

“Q”:(Coy)Ahh Kathryn, ... would I give you the wrong advice. You’re like a wife to me. You
can aways ask your ship’s ADVISOR MR. RIGHT. ... Especially since he was
your mediator for our last big disagreement. Do you not remember?

“Q” gently grabs Janeway’s hands and holds them dearly in his.

“Q” cont.:Trust me. The last thing you need is a RIVAL to appear out of nowhere and
disrupt your plan to reach the Casa Blanca Planet before Mr. TuVok.

CAPTAIN JANEWAY:I trust you. I believe my judgement is as sound now as it was then.
Based on my past experience if you tell me that everything is going as
planned, I believe you.

“Q”:(Slight grin) Excellent!

Suddenly the ship’s ALARM sounds. The voice of COMMANDER CHAKOTAY, requests
Janeway’s presence on the Ship’s Bridge via her COM BADGE.

Int - VOYAGER’S BRIDGE

Janeway enters the Bridge and sits in the Captain’s Chair. She tells the ship’s pilot LT PARIS to
take Voyager out of warp drive.

CAPTAIN JANEWAY:Problem?

COMDR. CHAKOTAY:We received a message from a Rep KLINGON-BIRD-OF-PREY stating it was
imperative that we turn around and leave Klingon Space or be destroyed.

Janeway glances over at “Q”.

“Q”:(Shrugs) Hey, ...

A Rep Klingon Flagship materializes directly in front of Voyager.

COMDR. CHAKOTAY:We’re being hailed by the Klingon FLAGSHIP!

CAPTAIN JANEWAY:(Beat) On SCREEN!

The image of the REP KLINGON CAPTAIN materializes.

KLINGON CAPTAIN:Ahhh, ...it’s you!

CAPTAIN JANEWAY:Do you now me?

KLINGON CAPTAIN:No, only of you. I hear you are highly determined to get to planet called Casa Blanca
by any means necessary, even if it means violating the trust of the
KLINGON EMPIRE by trespassing into Klingon Space.

A KLINGON COMMANDER whispers something into the ear of the captain.

KLINGON CAPTAIN cont.: If you surrender TuVok to us I just might consider letting you
have free passage through Klingon Space.

CAPTAIN JANEWAY:I’ll get back with you.

Janeway signal’s the COMMUNICATION OFFICER SEVEN-OF-NINE to mute the
communication’s with the Klingon Flagship. Looking over at the Ship’s TACTICAL STATION she
realizes it’s being manned by CHIEF ENGINEER TORRES.

CAPTAIN JANEWAY:Seven initiate PLAN B!

SEVEN-OF-NINE :Aye captain.

Seven leaves the Bridge. Janeway turns her attention back to the Klingon Captain while signaling
to the OPERATION’S ENSIGN KES to un-mute communication’s.

CAPTAIN JANEWAY: I’m sending you the transport coordinates for TuVok
now!

Seconds later, the image of Mr. Right’s body materializes out in space between the two
spacecrafts. The ship's Advisor Mr. Right has the look of surprise on his face as his body slowly drifts away.

The Klingon Captain’s Face re-materializes on Voyager’s View-screen.

KLINGON CAPTAIN:(Out-raged) You must think I’m a fool. I scanned the body. No way it
compares to that of TuVok. My friend, ...Your decision to play
these games, just like “Q”, has brought on your destruction.

CAPTAIN JANEWAY: Wait, ... what do you mean like “Q”. Has he visited you?

KLINGON CAPTAIN: Yes. He was wise enough to know that once you reached the
Casa Blanca Planet you would be transformed with abilities like
him. He said he needed a break, ... that this Fairy Tale of you
becoming like him had to end. He pointed you in the our
direction so that we would end your voyage.

CAPTAIN JANEWAY:(In disbelief) “Q”, ... is this true?

“Q”:I, ...I never said your plan was the best. You have no
choice now. Quick! ANNIHILATE them before they
can signal for reinforcement.

CAPTAIN JANEWAY:Lt. Paris, fire two Populus_Votetron Torpedoes on my mark!

Before Janeway could give the order to fire FIVE more Rep Klingon-Birds-Of-Pray materialized
encircling the Star-ship Voyager.

SHOT: CLOSE-UP ON CHAKOTAY

COMDR. CHAKOTAY:(V.O.) Damn, ... I should have backed TuVok earlier!

SHOT: CLOSE-UP ON LT. PARIS

LT. PARIS:(V.O.)Damn, ... I should have backed TuVok earlier, too!

All SIX Rep Klingon Bird of Prey fired multiple Populus_Votetron Torpedoes upon the star-ship
Voyager at the same time. ...

Meanwhile the Ind Star-ship Defiant de-cloaks in orbit around the Casa
Blanca Planet.

Ext - THE CASA BLANCA PLANET

SHOT: IND STAR-SHIP DEFIANT IN ORBIT

Int - DEFIANT’S BRIDGE

CAPTAIN WORF:My communication officer has just informed me that a SUPER
DELEGATION is awaiting you.

MR. TU’VOK:My thanks to you, Captain Worf. I’ll do my best to prevent this war.

A moment of quiet.

MR. TU’VOK:Live long and Prosper!

CAPTAIN WORF:It’s a Great Day to Live!

Mr. TuVok exists the Bridge and heads toward the Transporter Section.

CAPTAIN WORF:(To Guinan)Do you think we really prevented a war?

ADVISOR GUINAN:(Wisely)Possibly, ...this time. “Q” is still out there. And of course,
there is still another out there too.

CAPTAIN WORF:Of course!

Ext - PLANET-SIDE OF CASA BLANCA

Mr. TuVok materializes on a grassy hill near the Super Delegation.

SHOT: POV LOOKING OVER TU’VOK'S LEFT SHOULDER OUT AT THE SUPER
DELEGATION

TuVok looks up at the Cloudy Sky parting to let rays of golden sunshine pass through; Music filled
the Air as a Choir started singing Hopeful Songs for Change. TuVok descends the hill, and walks
through a very large gate, right on through the swarming delegates until he comes upon his good
friend MR. SPOCK.

MR. TU’VOK:It’s good to see you again.

MR. SPOCK:And I you. Come with me. I think you’re going to like it here!

MR. TU’VOK:Indeed!

THE END....


The RE-IMAGINED Cast:
Janeway: ------------------ H. Clinton
“Q”: ----------------------- B. Clinton
Chakotay: ----------------- B. Richardson
TuVok:-------------------- B. Obama
S79:---------------------- D. Feinstein
Paris:--------------------- J. Edwards
Kes:----------------------- N. Pelosi
B’Elanna:------------------ B. Boxer
DemAdmrl:---------------- G. Ferraro
KlingnCapt:----------------- J. McCain
KlingnCmdr:-----------------M. Huckabee
Worf:-----------------------C. Powell
Guinan:---------------------W. Oprah
Kim:-------------------------C. Rice
Spock:-----------------------T. Kennedy

The following is an except from an [I]Rumored Soon-To-Be Televised Interview between an Special Interviewer and D'Anco on Racism and Sexism:

INTERVIEWER:
Thank you for granting this last minute meeting.

D’ANCO :
My pleasure.

INTERVIEWER:
Mr. D’Anco, it’s rumored among many Internet web-sites that you may have the answer and the solution as to why a Black Democratic Male running for US President in 2008 is having trouble with the Blue Collar Workers and Women Voters.

D’ANCO (smiling) :
Oh, ...I thought you were going to ask questions about the US Economy. Especially since the US is now entering into another PRE-DEPRESSION PHASE. Or the Major California’s Earthquake in 2012.

INTERVIEWER:
Huh, ...what are you talking about Pre-Depression Phase? I just received a Tax Rebate that’s supposed to keep us from going into an RECESSION.

D’ANCO :
Oh my! ... Are you telling me that you did not know that America has been in a Recession since 9/11? Or that the On-Going Iraqi War has drained America’s Most Valuable Resources, the American Military Personnel. And of course, the Value & Power of the American Dollar.

INTERVIEWER:
The draining of America’s Valuable Resources I can see. I just can’t see America being in an Recession since 9/11. ...I mean, ...the US has been in a recession before. What's going with the US Economy Today is no way similar to the Economy back then!

D’ANCO:
Oh but it is! It's hard to see the simulation between the Past & Present US Recessions because of the ease Technology & Industry Global Outsourcing has made in adjusting the US Economy. The attack on the World Trade Center (America's International Price Mechanism) definitely was Strategic. Did you not watch the TV show called Jericho? "In order to Destroy a Nation without Destroying that Nation's Land, One must First Destroy it's Economy".

INTERVIEWER:
Ha! ...Next you’ll be telling me that TV shows like STAR TREK: VOYAGER; COMMANDER & CHIEF; THE WEST WING; and the first two seasons of TWENTY-FOUR helped in putting the idea of running for US President into the minds of a few highly qualified individuals?

D'ANCO:
Yelp! and don’t forget one of my favorite comedies, I LOVE LUCY!

INTERVIEWER:
Wait a minute! ...I Love Lucy! ...I don’t believe you.

D’ANCO:
Oh yeah, ...the TV show “I Love Lucy” was the only show in Television History that promoted Racism and Sexism. It promoted Sexism by showcasing how White Women knew where their place was in a 1954 White Man’s World. As for Racism, no Black or Red People[/B] were showcased in the series. Yet the TV Industry made sure to let the TV audiences know that Brown People were tolerated and that the Brown Race was placed Socially Above Black and Red People.

INTERVIEWER:
Are you saying that the actors on that show were Racist?

D’ANCO:
No! ...I make no claim to know them personally. I’m only stating the facts. The show itself is the proof. Besides, .... I have yet to see a Black Man, Red Man, or Yellow Man SPANK a White Woman’s Butt on TV! Have you?

INTERVIEWER:
No!

D’ANCO:
Which could be the reason why the White Woman in the 2008 Presidential Race has received more Brown People Votes that the Black Man.

"It’s Good To Be Able To See The Writings On The Wall, But It’s Really Great To Be Able To Understand Exactly What You Seeing! "

INTERVIEWER:
And you do?

D’ANCO :
With God’s Will!

INTERVIEWER:
Okay, ...that’s fine, ... but I would really like to talk about the US Economy with you at a later date. Right now, I’m really interested in what you have to say about how Racism and Sexism is affecting the 2008 Presidential Race.

D’ANCO :
I’ll just say this, ...the ever creeping rising Cost for Gasoline has prevented the American People from revolting last year. When the Average National Price of Gasoline reaches $4.75 per Gallon, the American Drivers will revolt. Canceling Public Transportation (Bus and Rail Routes), on top of raising the Price of Public Transportation Fares, will not provide relief. Only Redirection of the Monthly 12 Billion Allotted-Iraqi-War Dollars, ...back ...into the US Economy will work.

D’Anco stands up.

D’ANCO cont.:
Please excuse me. It’s time for my daily intake of Green Tea. Would you like a cup?

INTERVIEWER:
No, ...no thank-you.

D’Anco prepares a pot of tea he continues with the conversation. As he’s talking he’s writing something down on a pad.

D’ANCO cont.:
Please be kind would you and write down some of your main concerns about the Presidential Race.

INTERVIEWER:
I must tell you that I was sent here by a member of a very elite movie web-site. So the questions I write down will not be mine, but only a reflection of the media programs that particular member watches.

D’ANCO :
Okay. ...

----Danco_2000----

D’Anco returns to his seat, and hands the interviewer a note pad that had writing on it. In return, the interviewer gives D’Anco a sheet of paper with a questions of concerns.

D’ANCO :
Let me warn you, once you begin to understand what you see on the wall, your enlightenment may be discerning. Now, ..if you would, please read the passage aloud.

INTERVIEWER:
a) Jesus loves the little children,
all the children of the world;
Red, Brown, Yellow, Black and White;
They are precious in his sight;
Jesus loves the little children of the world.

b) In 2007 several American Congresspersons entered into a competition to be the US President by 2008. Among the candidates were a Woman, a Hispanic, and an African American.

D’ANCO :
Section a refers to a verse is a part of a religious song taught to children attending Sunday School at their parents Church. In the Fifties on up through the Early Seventies that song was very effective in planting the Seed for Breaking the Racial Barrier. Today that same verse is obsolete. It’s not “Politically Correct”.

For some Mysterious Reasons, all the Red and Yellow and Brown American Children have disappeared! I know this to be true because, when a Crime is reported by the National News Media, a majority of News Anchors reports the incidents as committed by an Black or White American Suspect.

D'Anco takes a sip of tea.

D’ANCO cont.:
I understand that Blacks are called African America sometimes, and the Omission of Race / Color in the description of a person indicates a White American. I just wonder where in America did the Red & Yellow & Brown People go?

INTERVIEWER:
Nowhere, ...the Races in question INSISTED in being called something other than Color. They're called Native & Asian & Hispanic Americans. Lots of progress has been made to address Racial Prejudice in America.

D'ANCO:
Humm, ... maybe so. ...I just wonder. Now, .. Can you tell me if the Statement b, Racist & / Or Sexist in content?

INTERVIEWER:
Ahhhh, ...I really don’t have a clue!

D’ANCO :
Maybe the person who sent you here might know? No, ...otherwise you would not be here right now. ...I know! ...why don’t you contact your friends at that elite web-site of yours. I see you have a wireless laptop!

INTERVIEWER:
Good idea. I’ll ask them.

The interviewer types the following statement very quickly on the laptop keys.
http://chud.com/forum/showthread.php?t=108926

----Danco_2000----

D’ANCO :
While we’re waiting for the results of your poll, I’ll try to explain how you and your friends can, if nothing else, prevent the existing Supporting Racist Attitude from destroying the Democratic Party.

INTERVIEWER:
Great! If it’s not too late, a cup of Green Tea sounds real good right about now.

D’ANCO :
Fantastic! I’ll explain as I prepare the tea. Over time, As Radio Listeners slowly became immune to the possible propaganda schemes done Over-The-Air, they were subjected to Silent Movies. What made a good Silent Movie was the Actor's Looks and Actions (Body Language). Talking Movies soon took over the Movie Industry. Then with Television TV shows were born but they could not bring in the revenue like Movies did for Theater Owners. That's where TV Commercials came into play. On discovery it was found that not only did TV Commercials bring in Huge sum of money from TV Show Sponsors ( a.k.a. TV Commercial Endorsers), the Average TV Viewer could be easily manipulated on a subconscious level into believing in or buying what a commercial suggested when a picture of the product was placed on a single frame of the commercial being watched. Low-level voice over also worked, but is not as effected as a picture.

INTERVIEWER:
Wait! ...I'm sorry Mr. D'Anco, but I won't be able to stay here much longer. I realize you are sincere in this Racism in the Media 101 lecture, ...but I just need the meat of what you have to say. Unfortunately, ... I have another interview this Evening.

D’ANCO :
Sure. ...The Most Powerful Medium in use Today in Controlling large Groups of People is the Media. I understand that the use of Subliminal Suggestion is out-lawed in TV Commercials?

INTERVIEWER:
Yes, that's true. It's been out-lawed for a long time now. So what are you saying, ...that the reason for the Black Presidential Candidate's non-ability to get more votes from Women, the White Middle Working Class, and the Hispanic/Latino Population is because of Subliminal Suggestions in TV Commercials?

D’ANCO :
Yes! ...Has any of your elite web-site members talked about the use of Subliminal Suggestion in TV Commercials?

INTERVIEWER:
Even though there is a Forum Thread for Commercials, I really have not seen any talk about a Racial or/and Sexist type of commercial. In another forum, only one has in the past, but it seemed unimportant at the time. That person claims to be a demented genius with multiple personalities. I still haven't been able to tell if it's just one person or really a group of people?

D'ANCO (smiling):
I like this person already! I tell you what. I'm not surprised that your Commercial Thread Forum has not picked up on any Racial or/and Sexist Political Endorsing commercials. Most negative advertising commercials are aired in a State only during the time of a campaign. The truth is out there. I feel you now have ample information to help you in your Empirical Evidence Quest. Go now, ... and prepare for your next interview.

INTERVIEWER:
Right, I just hope I have enough info written down.

D'ANCO:
And Remember! . OBSERVATION, DISCUSSION, INVESTIGATION, and ACTION are Tools needed in the WAR against RACISM & SEXISM.
If you see something being strangely advertised on TV or in Movies and that Advertisement makes you feel uncomfortable, listen to that feeling. In the NEWS MEDIA: SEX Titles (FEMALE / WOMAN & MALE / MAN)must always be used if there’s a DIFFERENCE in RACE (SKIN COLOR) and / or GENDER.

If it’s a TV Commercial, remember: If the ACTIONS of the ACTOR causes PHYSICAL PAIN or MENTAL DISCOMFORT to another ACTOR of a DIFFERENT COLOR then, in my opinion, the Commercial in question is RACIST in Content.

Learn to SEE their BODY LANGUAGE. For example, if someone is showing you something in the newspaper, by pointing to it with their index finger. And unless that person is missing a pointing finger, then that person is really saying what they subconsciously are thinking about you!

It's also like someone Verbally Saying No to a question while their head motioning a Yes answer. Or a politician (and supporters) who gives political speeches on Democracy, all while their Body Language Gestures power to Elite Socialism!

INTERVIEWER:
I'm not a member of that forum. I would not know what to look for!

D'ANCO:
As one of my female friends always say, "Talk to the Hand", I say "Look for the Hand".

INTERVIEWER:
Which one? People have two hands.

D'ANCO:
It's the hand with the Palm Facing Down! Good-bye for now!

INTERVIEWER:
Thanks. I'm looking forward to it.


----Danco_2000----

Minsky, ... you have inspired me to write a skit I would love to see on TV!

Wishful Thinking TV Movie:

Two overly excited Visitors touring the White House for the first time, enters the Main Lobby. The Older Visitor was constantly looking up at the high ceiling, so much so that it was causing a disruption in the tour. The Older Visitor, carrying a small folding dinner tray, stops to set it up. The Younger Visitor proceeds to place jars of Peanut Butter and Strawberry Jam, along with a few blocks of various cheeses, all the while glancing at the ceiling.

TOUR GUIDE: May I help you find what you are looking for?

OLDER VISITOR: eh… Oh that’s alright. Please speak a little louder, kinda hard of hearing. I’m just getting ready for some of the 18 million Premium Crackers that’s about to fall out of the Ceiling. I love me some Premium Crackers. I can’t see that well either.

The older visitor continues to stare up at the ceiling.

OLDER VISITOR: Could you tell me if there’s any Whole Wheat Crackers up there? My friend here is some kind of health nut.

TOUR GUIDE: There’s no Whole Wheat Crackers stuck in the ceiling.

OLDER VISITOR:No Asian Rye Crackers? Eh…

TOUR GUIDE: No.

OLDER VISITOR:No Salsa Flavored Crackers? Eh…

TOUR GUIDE: (Agitated) No, no Salsa flavored crackers!

OLDER VISITOR:That’s alright, I love me some Plain old Premium Crackers anyway!

TOUR GUIDE: I’m sorry, but you might have misunderstood the statement of “18 million” when it was first spoken. The “18 million Cracks in the ceiling”, was in reference to the 18 Million Women that voted for the Democratic Female Candidate running for Presidential Nomination.

OLDER VISITOR:Wait …er… you’re saying … that there’s 18 Million Women Cracks dangling from ceiling?

The Older Visitor looks wide-eyed at the YOUNGER VISITOR.

OLDER VISITOR:Quick, uh… uh…hand me my umbrella!

TOUR GUIDE: I can assure you, there’s no need for alarm!

Suddenly, without warning, little red droplets started falling on everything and everybody in the Main Lobby. Both the Older and Younger Visitor turned around in place like soldiers, then dashes, untouched for the exit.

Outside, the two converses while catching their breath.

OLDER VISITOR: That was so nasty.

YOUNGER VISITOR: That’s nothing! You should check out Minsky’s Icon. Now that’s nasty!

OLDER VISITOR: Yeah, I remember that icon. It was the one where a pair of a WHITE FEMALE LEGS only, could be seen dangling out of a tall tree, while blood constantly dripped occasionally onto the grass below. My other friend said it was the manifest of someone that’s a Republican at Heart, but will be voting democratically in 2008.

They eventually find a Taxi that would take them back to their hotel.

OLDER VISITOR: Speaking of the Republicans, who did they pick for VP?

YOUNGER VISITOR: (Smirking) Someone that refers to herself, as a Pitt Bull on some Political Issues, and a Hockey Mom on other issues! It all depends if she’s wearing Lipstick or not on that day!

OLDER VISITOR:Great Googlely Mooglely! …Everyone knows that if you let an animal known to be vicious loose in your White House, then it’s just a matter time, before that Beast decides without warning to BITE-the-HANDS that feeds it!

[Chuckles]

The Younger Visitor opens the Taxi door for the Older Visitor.

YOUNGER VISITOR: Now you know … ironically …the Female Democratic Presidential Candidate supposedly opened the gates to the White House with the 18 million female votes. The REPs just sat back and let the DEM Female Senator create the attack weapons (i.e. SEXISM ATTACKS) for their Female Secret Weapon. And this is why, I TRULY BELIEVE, that when the Republicans get into the White House in 2008 the chances for the 2008 Dem Female Presidential Candidate in 2012 will be shattered.

OLDER VISITOR: And your logic being …what?

YOUNGER VISITOR: Well, it’s because the DEM Female Senator will have to fight a FORMER REP Female Gov with FOUR ACTUAL YEARS of EXPERIENCE in the White House as VICE PRESIDENT. The DEM Female Senator won’t be able to say constantly throughout her 2012 Presidential Campaign, that she entered the Race representing all Women.

The Younger Visitor closes the Taxi door and gives the driver an address.

OLDER VISITOR: Oh that’s too bad. You know … All of this foolishness about “18 Million Cracks” could have been avoided.

YOUNGER VISITOR: How?

OLDER VISITOR:What should have been said was “I like to give thanks to the all the Booties that helped put the 18 Million Cracks in the White House Ceiling”. Everybody has a Booty Crack, Women and Men alike. Then there would not be any confusion about who helped in Cracking the White House’s Ceiling. Instead, the assumption is that only Women Voters helped her.

YOUNGER VISITOR: I think Booty Crack still refers to Women. Butt Crack seems more universal.

OLDER VISITOR:(Animated) Big Booty Crack, Butt Ugly Crack, Butt Cheeks, Rump-pile-still-skin, whatever… The Republicans are very good at this game! They got a DEM Female Presidential Candidate to open the White House Gates for their REP VP Candidate, didn’t they? Now the poor-old DEM Female Candidate must help the DEM Male Nominee win.

(Sarcastically) …It’s so sad, it makes one want to cry. …Ah boo hoo!

YOUNGER VISITOR: Why do you say it like that?

OLDER VISITOR: (Coy) Like what?

YOUNGER VISITOR: Like you don’t care.

OLDER VISITOR:(Sarcastically) I don’t … I mean…Well … What I mean is… 2008 would have been the perfect year for the DEM Female Senator to go head-to-head against the REP Female Gov for the VP position. But it’s too late now; none can stand up to the REP VP Candidate in a debate. Especially when she uses Kathy Griffin-like one-line political punches. And …in 2012, the 2008 REP Female VP will still sound like Kathy Griffin. Heh, heh, heh …


OLDER VISITOR: (Grinning) But you know what’s really scary, is the fact that no one will know when she’s not wearing Lipstick during her 2012 Presidential Campaign. Because by then, she’ll be wearing a Hockey Mask, holding a Machete in one hand, and in the other, treating a Dog Leash as a REP VP Whip!

[Laughter]

OLDER VISITOR:But don’t get me wrong. I have total respect for all the abused victims running in and from the 08 Presidential Primaries. This is not like the Republicans whom are trying to punish a California Governor, just because he didn’t give a speech for the RNC. No. …I wouldn’t …I’m just saying …

The Taxi pulls away from the curb and into heavy traffic.

YOUNGER VISITOR:You’re just saying what? …Oh … here we go again! Every time you say, “I’m just saying” you drift off into another conspiracy theory".

OLDER VISITOR:Okay, okay …but listen! The way to stop the Republicans now in 2008 is to look closer into…

As the older visitor continues to explain some thoughts on the conspiracy, the Taxi disappears into a sea of automobiles. …

SHOT:ARIEL VIEW OF TAXI MOVING AWAY FROM TAXI STAND

The conversation transcends from loud to a whisper as the Taxi slowly disappears into the traffic.

OLDER VISITOR (v.o.): The UN-Solved Case of the Missing Government Laptop containing all of the Social Security Numbers and Voting Status of All Military Personnel & Veterans (Living & Departed);
Misuse of Super Computers controlling Internet Gallop Polls, Internet Voting Registration, and State Lottery Campaign Funding;
Re-programming Paperless Electronic Voting Machines with Voting Instruction Hard-Wired into Circuit Boards;
Secret Political Networking in Florida, Michigan, Texas, & Ohio…


----Danco_2000----

The movie “Hancock” is a great movie with very strong deep values. For me, the quest of the main actor in the TV series “New Amsterdam” was like that of the main lead in the movie “Hancock”, but only in reverse. I was saddened to hear that, “New Amsterdam” was not coming back. I really wanted to see the look on his female partner’s face, when she finds out that Amsterdam is her real father.

I was happy to see a few of my favorite TV shows returning this FALL of 2008. Like the one where a detective (showcased as a Herculean-Steve-McQueen-like on steroids) is trying to figure out who framed him for “Life”. The detective runs around town looking closely at every cold case clue about his high-jacked career, yet never really looking at his troubled partner who just might have the important clues he needs to solve the crime. Hummm. And then there’s the TV show called “REAPER”.


Cast:

Adam Sandler as “Sam Oliver”; Hilary Swank as “Andi”; Jack Black as “Tyler Labine”; Marc Anthony as “Ben”; with Jennifer Lopez as “Josie” and Ray Wise as the “Devil”

Based off the Television version and written by the same writers, this big screen film will explore another possible take on how four friends befriends a lost soul, while trying to stay one step ahead of the devil. …




For Your Movie Info (FYMI) #151: The TX Female Terminator in “T3: Judgment Day” (2003) first movie roll [/U]was in the movie “The 6th Day” (2000) as Sim Doll Cindy!...

Wishful Thinking of a Different Response on a TV Show: SMALLVILLE: The Series

My friends & I got together to watch the Eighth Season Opener of Smallville the other night. When it was over, everyone had their own different views on how the opener went. Some of us laughed at the 12 inch thick Steel Vault Door falling off burnt hinges. Especially when the hinges where located in the room Clark and the Green Arrow broke into. We're still trying to figure out how they did that! Yet there was one scene where everyone agreed that it was at this point, their opinion of the main character’s character changed. Here’s what we mean.

Our Rumor Control Reporter was able to get a non-exclusive peep at some editing, lying on the Cutting Room Floor. Sadly, it will never be included on the Eighth Season of Smallville DVD deleted scenes segment.

Location: Kent’s Barn Loft

Martian Manhunter: Now that the Fortress is gone, you won’t be to ask Jor-El for his advice.

Clark walks quickly across the loft floor pasts the Manhunter and looks out of the barn’s window into the corn field.

Clark Kent: Nor of anyone else. It’s time I start doing things my way without any interferences from others.

Martian Manhunter: (Astonished) Wow … I lost my powers saving your life!

Clark Kent:(Smiling) it’s time for you to leave now.

Martian Manhunter: Why you selfish arrogant little punk! I saved you out of the kindness of my heart.

Clark Kent: Well you shouldn’t have had to. Besides I didn’t ask you to.

Martian Manhunter: The past years I’ve seen you offer others a chance to stay here at the ranch. At the moment, ... I have nowhere to go to.

Clark Kent: With your Genius-level Intelligence you should have figured out long ago that you were wasting your time baby-sitting me. Maybe you should take your famous detective skills to another town, someplace like Gotham City.

Martian Manhunter: No chance I could stay here for a little while before I move on, is there?

Clark Kent:Nope …no chance! See yah.

The Manhunter realized he was upset. So he focused on cooling off by not getting into a heated debate. By the time he picks up Clark’s red jacket off the table, he had regained his cool. Then reluctantly he tosses the jacket to Clark. …
=-=--=-=-=-=-
Listen, …if you were stripped of your Super- Strength, Invisibility, Regeneration ability, Super-Speed, Telekinesis, Durability, Flight, Longevity, Telepathy, Shape-Shifting (Change of Physical Form), Phase-Shifting (Walk through walls or make body indestructible), Martian Vision, Heat Vision, you would be highly upset too!

One thing for sure, looking at that deleted scene, one can see that Clark Kent is no longer appreciative of certain people who come to his rescue. Now when you think about it, Clark has shown more compassion for Lex Luthor, his arch enemy.

But what I thought was amusing was the last two pieces of edited material. One was a scene where a dejected powerless super hero is walking down a dusty farm road. As soon as the Manhunter is out of normal vision of the Kent’s Farm, he walks over to the side of the road, removes a garment bag hidden in nearby bushes, and dons a trench coat. He straightens out the coat; looks back in the direction of the Kent Farm and smiles. Seconds later he flies off into the clouds at Mark One speed.

The other cut is near the end of the episode, where the Green Arrow whispers to Aquaman and the Black Canary that he’s going to suggest to Clark they should not be working close together. That it could cost them their abilities too. Green Arrow, “We’ll meet up at the other side of town later tonight.” When the conversation with Clark concluded, the three of them walked away hastily in different directions, not looking back. …

But there is a bright side and in this case there are two. One is the Smallville Spin-Off TV series, “the Green Arrow”. The other is …

Wishful Thinking of a New TV Series:

Using the same Manhunter Actor Phillip Morris, DC Comics / Warner would have a TV Series Hit with a show called the “Chronicles of John Jones”. Utilizing one of the most popular Martian Manhunter Comic Book Writers, premiere the show as a TV Movie (like others did with Knight Rider) to get the response of the viewers. Then later nurture it in a non-competitive Saturday time slot for half its first season, and then bring it back to compete with shows like Medium.

To insure the series longevity and not insult the comic book intelligence of TV Viewers, The Martian Manhunter should not be portrayed as a Sub-Servant Side-Kick, like he is in Smallville. Especially when members of the future Justice League [Bart (Flash), Cyborg, Hawk-woman, and others], make cameo appearances. He’s supposed to be the Leading Actor.

It would be cool news to hear about Two Powerhouse Comic Book Shows on Saturday Night; 8pm “The Green Arrow” & 9pm“The Chronicles of John Jones”… Wow, …Just Imagine!


Coming Soon: TV Special - “The Do’s and Don’ts when you find yourself in a 2008 Presidential Debate!”

Hey Arjen Rudd, that picture really dosen't do you any justice. Maybe , ...maybe you can help me to understand why Only Marvel Fans should have all the fun?

Thanks