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Women who think their four inch high heels actually make them taller.  

post #1 of 62
3/2/08 at 9:08pm
Thread Starter 
Fuck em'.
post #2 of 62
3/2/08 at 9:10pm
I spent my single years trying to.
post #3 of 62
3/2/08 at 9:12pm
Wouldn't four inch heels actually make them taller than when they aren't wearing four inch heels?
post #4 of 62
3/2/08 at 9:22pm
Thread Starter 
Yeah, but it's an illusion. When the illusion becomes a reality in their mind, it can be a problem...
post #5 of 62
3/2/08 at 9:23pm
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Originally Posted by Isildur's Bangs View Post
Fuck em'.
Gladly!
post #6 of 62
3/2/08 at 9:26pm
Thread Starter 
Well I do. But I don't put on my clodhoppers to match up with em'. One in particular is grating on my nerves because this sorta thing is a metaphor for how she views people in general.

And she calls herself down to earth.

Don't climb Mt. Everest without plenty of oxygen tanks kids.
post #7 of 62
3/2/08 at 9:27pm
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Originally Posted by Isildur's Bangs View Post
Yeah, but it's an illusion. When the illusion becomes a reality in their mind, it can be a problem...
So, you have a problem with short chicks thinking they're tall? I mean, getting uppity cause high heels make a woman's foot look like something Dr. Seuss threw out in 1968 is one thing. This, however, seems like such a non-issue.
post #8 of 62
3/2/08 at 9:27pm
This is actually part of the stand-up routine that I do. See, people say that men are liars, when the truth is men and women are both liars; men lie about big stuff, but less often. Women lie about small stuff, but do it all of the time.

You wear makeup...you ain't that pretty!
You wear a weave...your hair ain't that long!
You wear heels...you ain't that tall!

I kill with that bit.
post #9 of 62
3/2/08 at 9:28pm
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Originally Posted by Justin Clark View Post
So, you have a problem with short chicks thinking they're tall? I mean, getting uppity cause high heels make a woman's foot look like something Dr. Seuss threw out in 1968 is one thing. This, however, seems like such a non-issue.
No I have a problem with a chick who feels she's imposing to me because of her (physical and metaphorical) 4 inch high heels, when reality is that she's shorter than me.
post #10 of 62
3/2/08 at 9:29pm
Women be shoppin'!
post #11 of 62
3/2/08 at 9:30pm
Aw...some one is suffering from Little Man Syndrome. Poor baby.
post #12 of 62
3/2/08 at 9:31pm
I know this one blonde girl who has convinced herself she is a brunette. She's even gone as far as actually changing her hair color. But she ain't foolin' me!!!
post #13 of 62
3/2/08 at 9:31pm
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Originally Posted by Matt OCallaghan View Post
Aw...some one is suffering from Little Man Syndrome. Poor baby.
No, I'm 5' 10', she's 5' 9".

I also come from a poor family and have a way better job than her. She's from a rich family and is a waitress.

She's 27, I'm 23.
post #14 of 62
3/2/08 at 9:32pm
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Originally Posted by Guttenberg Fan Club View Post
See, people say that men are liars, when the truth is men and women are both liars; men lie about big stuff, but less often. Women lie about small stuff, but do it all of the time.

You wear makeup...you ain't that pretty!
You wear a weave...your hair ain't that long!
You wear heels...you ain't that tall!
Sigged!
post #15 of 62
3/2/08 at 9:35pm
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I got the sarcasm by the way.
post #16 of 62
3/2/08 at 9:35pm
That's a quarter you owe me for every post.
post #17 of 62
3/2/08 at 9:35pm
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No, I'm 5' 10', she's 5' 9".
Which means she towers over you with the four inch heels, right?
post #18 of 62
3/2/08 at 9:38pm
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I got the sarcasm by the way.
Then how about crediting Chris Rock in your sig since you got the sarcasm?
post #19 of 62
3/2/08 at 9:38pm
Thread Starter 
They might've been 6 inch heels, actually.
post #20 of 62
3/2/08 at 9:40pm
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Then how about crediting Chris Rock in your sig since you got the sarcasm?
Good point, no quarter for you Guttenberg.
post #21 of 62
3/2/08 at 10:29pm
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The girl in question...2 years ago. She plays World of Warcraft now and has ascended to the highest level. Guess I just didn't have the "sword of a thousand truths".
LL
post #22 of 62
3/2/08 at 10:32pm
I'm 5'0". Wearing heels is not a luxury. I need it just to talk to people eye to stomach.

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Originally Posted by Guttenberg Fan Club View Post
This is actually part of the stand-up routine that I do. See, people say that men are liars, when the truth is men and women are both liars; men lie about big stuff, but less often. Women lie about small stuff, but do it all of the time.

You wear makeup...you ain't that pretty!
You wear a weave...your hair ain't that long!
You wear heels...you ain't that tall!

I kill with that bit.
Ha! I was going to post the same bit.
post #23 of 62
3/2/08 at 10:35pm
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Originally Posted by Clarence Beaks View Post
Women be shoppin'!
Someone please, please get this to the New York Time, or - if nothing else - the New York Press.
post #24 of 62
3/2/08 at 10:37pm
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Originally Posted by Amphibatron View Post
I know this one blonde girl who has convinced herself she is a brunette. She's even gone as far as actually changing her hair color. But she ain't foolin' me!!!
Did the carpet match the drapes?
post #25 of 62
3/2/08 at 10:39pm
See Also:

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/
post #26 of 62
3/2/08 at 11:20pm
Bah. Like people care how tall chicks are. Where's the shoes that make them look like their sister?
post #27 of 62
3/2/08 at 11:25pm
I hear my Mark Hamill voice saying, "I care."
post #28 of 62
3/2/08 at 11:35pm
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Originally Posted by Isildur's Bangs View Post
They might've been 6 inch heels, actually.
Is her name Jean Simmons? Paula Stanley?
post #29 of 62
3/2/08 at 11:36pm
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Originally Posted by Isildur's Bangs View Post
The girl in question...2 years ago. She plays World of Warcraft now and has ascended to the highest level. Guess I just didn't have the "sword of a thousand truths".
I'd hit it. Possibly in both the metaphorical and literal sense, if she's as annying as you say.
post #30 of 62
3/2/08 at 11:37pm
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She's very fuckable still (great ass - small tits though), just has way too many issues and doesn't have a complete grasp of her reality.
post #31 of 62
3/2/08 at 11:40pm
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Originally Posted by Isildur's Bangs View Post
She's very fuckable still (great ass - small tits though), just has way too many issues and doesn't have a complete grasp of her reality.
Freaky in the head = freaky in the bed.

Just don't let them know which car is yours to avoid slashed tires/brick(s) through the windshield.
post #32 of 62
3/3/08 at 12:01am
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Oh I know she's kinky, we've been to Deja Vu together.

Thankfully I'm a pedestrian by choice, so I don't have to worry about that.
post #33 of 62
3/3/08 at 12:05am
Compared to the U.S. average for women, she is about 5" taller than most. You are, however, merely average for men. So "from a certain point of view" she is taller.
post #34 of 62
3/3/08 at 12:08am
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Originally Posted by Alex Augustine View Post
You are, however, merely average for men.
Isildur, you're not going to take that sitting down, are you? Wait, you are sitting down, right?


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Did the carpet match the drapes?
No carpet for old men.
post #35 of 62
3/3/08 at 12:16am
Remember that episode of the Brady Bunch where Bobby wished he were taller but was able to save Greg from freezing to death in Sam the butcher's meat locker because of his small stature?
post #36 of 62
3/3/08 at 12:24am
No. But a Google search of "Brady Bunch + freezing meat locker" produces this.

Is that really how the episode wrapped up?
post #37 of 62
3/3/08 at 12:31am
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Originally Posted by Alex Augustine View Post
You are, however, merely average for men. So "from a certain point of view" she is taller.
<hamill> A certain point of view?</hamill>

I've dated plenty of women who were actually taller than me. That's not the issue here.
post #38 of 62
3/3/08 at 1:08am
Your chick looks like Dolph Lundgren.
post #39 of 62
3/3/08 at 1:44am
IB is actually Flavor Flav.
post #40 of 62
3/3/08 at 1:47am
Which one is she in that picture?
post #41 of 62
3/3/08 at 2:01am
Who was he before he changed his name, again? I remember he was one of the crazy ones, but this thread probably has the most potential to show it off.
post #42 of 62
3/3/08 at 2:07am
Also, was anyone else reminded of this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMvpP9Rq3t4
post #43 of 62
3/3/08 at 2:12am
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Originally Posted by Eric Cordo View Post
Your chick looks like Dolph Lundgren.
My chick?
post #44 of 62
3/3/08 at 2:14am
You're fucking weird.
post #45 of 62
3/3/08 at 2:15am
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello View Post
Who was he before he changed his name, again? I remember he was one of the crazy ones, but this thread probably has the most potential to show it off.
Well I wasn't a pretentious, unfunny guy that doesn't seem to really understand shit about box office from reading your articles and comparing them to actual results. But I was Uncle Cthulhu. This is no secret. I believed George W. Bush and Dick Cheney got together in a dark room somewhere and plotted 9/11 to create a situation where they could have their "war on terror" and take over Middle eastern oil. I've long since realized my error.
post #46 of 62
3/3/08 at 2:27am
Did the women in high heels cause 9/11?
post #47 of 62
3/3/08 at 2:30am
Thread Starter 
Oh shit. that was really dumb. My bad. Sorry, I have a life and my mind is on so many more things than this site. I actually don't mind your articles on video games, other than they are consistently late. But you're still an asshole though.
post #48 of 62
3/3/08 at 2:32am
Sure am! Too bad I don't get rejected by women and post their pictures on messageboards to bitch about it though, right? Nothing dickish about that at all.
post #49 of 62
3/3/08 at 2:32am
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I rejected her, actually. Much as it might've not sounded like it. I'm sure she can handle it, she's rich and stuck up like that.
post #50 of 62
3/3/08 at 2:33am
Whatever makes you sleep at night, buddy.
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