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http://www.sltrib.com/news/ci_8415573

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Was torture part of the pep talk?

Suit alleges waterboarding used as motivational technique

By Erin Alberty
The Salt Lake Tribune
Article Last Updated: 02/29/2008 11:57:48 PM MST


A supervisor at a motivational coaching business in Provo is accused of waterboarding an employee in front of his sales team to demonstrate that they should work as hard on sales as the employee had worked to breathe.

In a lawsuit filed last month, former Prosper Inc. salesman Chad Hudgens alleges his managers also allowed the supervisor to draw mustaches on employees' faces, take away their chairs and beat on their desks with a wooden paddle "because it resulted in increased revenues for the company."

Prosper President Dave Ellis responded that the allegations amount to "sensationalized" versions of events that have gone uncorroborated by Hudgens' former coworkers.

"They just roll their eyes and say, 'This is ridiculous . . .. That's not how it went down,' '' Ellis said.

The suit claims that Hudgens' team leader, Joshua Christopherson, asked for volunteers in May for "a new motivational exercise," which he did not describe. Hudgens, who was 26 at the time, volunteered in order to "prove his loyalty and determination," the suit claims.

Christopherson led the sales team to the top of a hill near the office and told Hudgens to lie down with his head downhill, the suit claims. Christopherson then told the rest of the team to hold Hudgens by the arms and legs.

Christopherson poured water from a gallon jug over Hudgens' mouth and nostrils - like the interrogation strategy known as waterboarding - and told the team members to hold Hudgens down as he struggled, the suit alleges.

"At the conclusion of his abusive demonstration, Christopherson told the team that he wanted them to work as hard on making sales as Chad had worked to breathe while he was being waterboarded," the suit alleges.
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Not torture. Enhanced motivational techniques.
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What a surprise. You make this shit legal, idiots everywhere take up the charge.
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That scenario made the stuff portrayed in Boiler Room seem high school. Someone needs to make this into a movie, now!
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We shouldn't need permission to draw mustaches on peoples face. It's our right as Americans.
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That sound you heard was the the writers of The Office swearing and starting the script for their post-strike return show from scratch.
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The same effect could have been reached with an asthmatic and a cigarette. Drama queens.
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That sound you heard was the the writers of The Office swearing and starting the script for their post-strike return show from scratch.
I'm sure there was going to be a scene in which Michael attatches electrodes to Dwight's nipples and is about to connect them to a car battery just when Toby steps in.
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Put. That. Inhaler. DOWN!
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