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post #1 of 54
3/12/08 at 7:42pm
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Pete Doherty turns 29 today. Pete who, you ask? The guy who put his penis inside Kate Moss for 3 years. Occasionally he is a lead singer of a band. They tried to make him go to rehab and he said, no no no...
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post #2 of 54
3/12/08 at 7:44pm
I sit and wonder that if there is a god, he must've created him for comic relieft because that's the only idea I've got.

Not to mention, I've never actually heard this guy play or heard any of his songs. Has this guy created any music or is he the British equivalent of Paris Hilton?
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post #3 of 54
3/12/08 at 7:47pm
That picture terrifies my inner child.
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post #4 of 54
3/12/08 at 7:50pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
I sit and wonder that if there is a god, he must've created him for comic relieft because that's the only idea I've got.

Not to mention, I've never actually heard this guy play or heard any of his songs. Has this guy created any music or is he the British equivalent of Paris Hilton?
I've been told his work with The Libertines was pretty good. But I've never heard any of the songs myself. He is currently a singer and songwriter in Babyshambles.
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post #5 of 54
3/12/08 at 7:50pm
As much as I hate to admit it, he is a talented musician. I don't have any particular love for Babyshambles or The Libertines (or Dirty Pretty Things,) but he has helped produce a fair amount of surprisingly decent rock music. While his output as a rock musician is good, his solo/acoustic stuff is absolute mindless drivel. Having said all of that, I wouldn't mind it a bit if he and his music never existed.
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post #6 of 54
3/12/08 at 7:55pm
Libertines is a lot more conventional British rock than his Babyshambles work, which is much more Reggae-influenced. But all of his stuff is good. The guy knows how to write a good lyric, having won an award for poetry in his early teens.
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post #7 of 54
3/12/08 at 8:02pm
I like the guy. He inspires me, gives me hope. He is living proof that it is possible to bang someone like Kate Moss while still having open sores.
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post #8 of 54
3/12/08 at 9:23pm
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Originally Posted by Paul McCartney View Post
I like the guy. He inspires me, gives me hope. He is living proof that it is possible to bang someone like Kate Moss while still having open sores.
You must have some strange goals.
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post #9 of 54
3/12/08 at 9:31pm
Bad drugs are BAD!
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post #10 of 54
3/12/08 at 9:43pm
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Bad drugs are BAD!
BAD!
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post #11 of 54
3/12/08 at 9:48pm
Eh, once he reaches Seth Putnam's level of drugging then that'll be something.
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post #12 of 54
3/12/08 at 10:51pm
C'mon. As long as Keef walks the earth, there can be no other pretender to his throne.
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post #13 of 54
3/12/08 at 11:52pm
So that's what bacteria looks like in human form. Huh.
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post #14 of 54
3/13/08 at 12:49am
The Libertines were pretty good. I have their Up The Bracket album, which was produced by Mick Jones of The Clash, so respect.
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post #15 of 54
3/13/08 at 2:44pm
Why is he always wet? Every picture I see of him looks like he just came out of the ocean.
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post #16 of 54
3/13/08 at 2:50pm
Wish I hadn't clicked on this thread in the middle of lunch. Yeesh.
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post #17 of 54
3/13/08 at 3:06pm
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Why is he always wet? Every picture I see of him looks like he just came out of the ocean.
Massive amounts of drugs lead to increased body temperature leads to massive sweating to cool the body down.
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post #18 of 54
3/13/08 at 3:38pm
Wait, wait, THAT tapped Kate Moss? I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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post #19 of 54
3/13/08 at 4:12pm
There WAS a point where he was fairly attractive, and he had the rock star thing going. And she's a coke head anyway so I can see how that would have worked for awhile. But now... who would EVER touch that?
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post #20 of 54
3/13/08 at 4:16pm
Didn't this tool knock up Kate Moss or some such other bullshit?
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post #21 of 54
3/13/08 at 4:35pm
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Originally Posted by Werewolf Girl View Post
There WAS a point where he was fairly attractive, and he had the rock star thing going. And she's a coke head anyway so I can see how that would have worked for awhile. But now... who would EVER touch that?
Even Winehouse used to be semi-attractive:

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post #22 of 54
3/13/08 at 4:40pm
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Originally Posted by Paul McCartney View Post
I like the guy. He inspires me, gives me hope. He is living proof that it is possible to bang someone like Kate Moss while still having open sores.
I suspect that Kate Moss had at least a little bit to do with how he got those sores.
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post #23 of 54
3/13/08 at 5:37pm
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Originally Posted by Werewolf Girl View Post
There WAS a point where he was fairly attractive, and he had the rock star thing going.
That's what the hard stuff will do to you. Even my favorite goblin, Keef, used to be a damn good looking guy at one time (and yes, I realize that this is an old picture of him, but consider how easily he would have held onto his looks without that lifestyle):

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post #24 of 54
3/13/08 at 5:52pm
Pete Doherty tried to get a penguin to smoke a joint once, so I kind of like him. Because a high penguin waddling around is just a great image to have in your brain.

He's really gross though. I wouldn't have sex with him. Didn't he also leave Amy Winehouse to die when she OD'd?
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post #25 of 54
3/13/08 at 6:13pm
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Keith was never attractive. Ever.

Here's a video of a very young Pete, who despite being drug free was also hit with the ugly stick.
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post #26 of 54
3/13/08 at 7:00pm
It looks like he's been getting hit with the fuck you stick as of late.
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post #27 of 54
3/13/08 at 7:08pm
I know he likes to fill his dope needle with his own blood and spray it on people. Not his most attractive quality!
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post #28 of 54
3/13/08 at 7:39pm
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Keith was never attractive. Ever.
Go back to around 1975, and look a liiiiittle closer.
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post #29 of 54
3/13/08 at 7:44pm
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Nope, not hot!
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post #30 of 54
3/13/08 at 7:47pm
My mistake. What I meant to say was - go back to 1975, take a closer look, and be sure to bring eyeglasses with you.

(In other words - relax, it's an opinion)
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post #31 of 54
3/13/08 at 8:42pm
I think 1975 was around the time when Keith did a live TV interview, and sort of thoughtfully ran his finger along his teeth, and bits of his decaying junkie teeth crumbled off in his fingers, and he flicked little teeth fragments away like it was no big deal.

Yeah, HOTTIE.
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post #32 of 54
3/13/08 at 9:04pm
Oh, all right, point taken - then again, his mouth is shut in the picture above. Now you're just splitting hairs. Or splitting junkie Keef teef.
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post #33 of 54
3/13/08 at 9:36pm
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Originally Posted by Werewolf Girl View Post
There WAS a point where he had the rock star thing going, thus making him appear fairly attractive.

Fixed?

A lot of these guys become rock stars because of the Pavlovian groupie magic they can work with it. Otherwise they'd be hobos.
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post #34 of 54
3/14/08 at 12:43am
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Originally Posted by Big Jim Slade View Post
Fixed?

A lot of these guys become rock stars because of the Pavlovian groupie magic they can work with it. Otherwise they'd be hobos.
I've seen plenty of hobos in my day, and none of them looked as bad as he does.
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post #35 of 54
3/14/08 at 11:49am
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Didn't this tool knock up Kate Moss or some such other bullshit?
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The former LIBERTINES frontman has two-year-old son ESTILE with LISA MOORISH - who also has a child fathered by OASIS frontman LIAM GALLAGHER.
Interesting for the future...



Kate Moss is now 'enhancing' this guy's career...The Kills
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post #36 of 54
3/14/08 at 12:44pm
That's Kate Moss? Looks like she stole Meg White's look.
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post #37 of 54
3/14/08 at 2:56pm
I messed up. Ignore this post or tell me how to delete it.
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post #38 of 54
3/14/08 at 3:02pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
That's Kate Moss? Looks like she stole Meg White's look.
That's Alison Mosshart of The Kills. The other half in that picture, Jamie Hince, is the Kate Moss' current rock-star-boyfriend of the week. Speaking of which, their new album just came out.
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post #39 of 54
3/12/09 at 1:05pm
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Amazingly, Pete turns 30 today killing many people's dead pools.
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post #40 of 54
3/12/09 at 1:14pm
This guy is 30? Holy shit!
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post #41 of 54
3/12/09 at 1:15pm
Man, I don't understand how this guy's still around. He must be part cockroach.
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post #42 of 54
3/12/09 at 1:16pm
How the fuck am I four years younger than this guy?
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post #43 of 54
3/12/09 at 1:28pm
That picture is freaking me the fuck out. His eyes! Where are his pupils?!
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post #44 of 54
3/12/09 at 1:28pm
Kinda puts that "better living through chemistry" phrase to rest, don't it? Just say NO, kids!
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post #45 of 54
3/12/09 at 2:45pm
It looks like his body is about to turn into a quivering mound of flesh.
Ugh.
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post #46 of 54
3/12/09 at 3:03pm
He shouldn't have drank that bottle of Tennefly Viper before going on stage.
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post #47 of 54
3/12/09 at 5:04pm
Thanks for the nightmares that photo will give me.
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post #48 of 54
3/13/09 at 5:05am
He's clearly got the same indestructible powers as Amy Winehouse.
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post #49 of 54
3/13/09 at 1:41pm
I don't think Kate Moss was ever attractive, either. Her face is boring as hell, and she has the body of a 10 year hermaphrodite.
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post #50 of 54
3/13/09 at 2:14pm
[QUOTE=Diva;2171046]Pete who, you ask? The guy who put his penis inside Kate Moss for 3 years. QUOTE]

If you are a man and this gives you some hope you are terribly wrong.
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