Okay, first off, Spitzer? There was a day or two before he resigned, and I had my production office flooding his phones, telling him to stay in office and ask to shoot Tranformers 2 there. I mean, seriously, that's my kind of guy (though on the cheap side).
So I watched Hot Fuzz cause people kept asking me about it during the Transformers junket, but I'm like, whatever. How much it cost to make? Oh, nice, the craft service budget of Transformers. Tarantino even told me to watch it, so whatever, I had a little downtime.
MICHAEL BAY'S REVIEW OF HOT FUZZ (by Michael Bay):
Action montage. British. British. Parody of Baz Lurhman, points (that guy seriously doesn't know how to edit). Hack, Slash, blood. British. British. Explosion. Blowjob (mine). British. Holy Fuck that guy's upper torso exploded! That's a straight Bad Boys II homage! (Nice) British. Violence! British. Fake Out death. British. GUNS. Kick to Old Lady Face! Shooting (but only one squib...). Talking (British). Knife throwing, retard fighting, bitch punching. Car chase. Water soaked fight. Impalement! British. Explosion. Happy ending. B. Eh... B+.
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So I watched Hot Fuzz cause people kept asking me about it during the Transformers junket, but I'm like, whatever. How much it cost to make? Oh, nice, the craft service budget of Transformers. Tarantino even told me to watch it, so whatever, I had a little downtime.
MICHAEL BAY'S REVIEW OF HOT FUZZ (by Michael Bay):
Action montage. British. British. Parody of Baz Lurhman, points (that guy seriously doesn't know how to edit). Hack, Slash, blood. British. British. Explosion. Blowjob (mine). British. Holy Fuck that guy's upper torso exploded! That's a straight Bad Boys II homage! (Nice) British. Violence! British. Fake Out death. British. GUNS. Kick to Old Lady Face! Shooting (but only one squib...). Talking (British). Knife throwing, retard fighting, bitch punching. Car chase. Water soaked fight. Impalement! British. Explosion. Happy ending. B. Eh... B+.
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