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post #401 of 442
3/18/09 at 11:29am
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"Well it's always been my dream to...*whispers* own the Dallas Cowboys."
The Denver Broncos?!!
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post #402 of 442
3/18/09 at 11:31am
"You just don't know football, Marge."
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post #403 of 442
3/18/09 at 11:34am
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"Hello. I am not interested in buying your house, but I would like to use your rest room, flip through your magazines, rearrange your carefully shelved items and handle your food products in an unsanitary manner. Ha! Now you know how it feels!"
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post #404 of 442
3/18/09 at 11:37am
" I can't talk right now, Homer... someone just ate part of my lunch."
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post #405 of 442
3/18/09 at 11:38am
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Great avatar btw!
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post #406 of 442
3/18/09 at 11:40am
I have a few of Hank... I'll send them to you if you want them.
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post #407 of 442
3/18/09 at 11:42am
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Appreciate it, but no thanks. I'm happy with my 30 Rock avatar.
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post #408 of 442
3/18/09 at 11:55am


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post #409 of 442
3/18/09 at 12:08pm
Holy shit they do look similar. I'd keep an eye on that guy.
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post #410 of 442
3/18/09 at 4:29pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
I love how he yells at his shoes after he throws them:

"Get the hell out of here!"
"Have you ever seen a man say good-bye to his shoes?!"

"well, yes"
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post #411 of 442
3/18/09 at 5:51pm
All the great ones are taken, and I haven't actively sat down to watch this show for about 8 years or so now. But the other weekend I walked past the TV and an episode I hadn't seen before was on - I don't know what the set-up was, but the family was returning home from some outing and the car was completely filled with stuff. Homer said something about all those years of Tetris about to be worth it . . . and the Tetris music kicked in and Homer started folding, bending and turning the family members to make them fit in the car.

Just came out of nowhere and I damn near coughed up a lung.
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post #412 of 442
3/18/09 at 6:31pm
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Originally Posted by jdslater View Post
"Have you ever seen a man say good-bye to his shoes?!"

"well, yes"
"heehee, yes, once."

the 'once' seals it!
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post #413 of 442
3/18/09 at 7:31pm
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"I didn't even give you my coat!"

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post #414 of 442
3/18/09 at 8:31pm
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Well, while we're putting up images for avatars...







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post #415 of 442
3/18/09 at 8:37pm
Best image has to be of Homer's "File Photo", which was your avatar at one point Jaime.
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post #416 of 442
3/18/09 at 8:46pm
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Here you go, good Sir. You know, if you want to use it as your next avatar.

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post #417 of 442
3/18/09 at 8:57pm
Nah, I'm good for now. However, I should backpocket that one.
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post #418 of 442
3/18/09 at 9:19pm
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"I have powers... POLITICAL POWERS!"
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post #419 of 442
3/18/09 at 9:21pm
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^One of my absolute favorite Simpsons moments - especially Lincoln swinging a weapon and saying, "Ittttttt's SHOWTIME!"

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post #420 of 442
3/19/09 at 7:27am
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"heehee, yes, once."

the 'once' seals it!
You are right Sir! on both points.
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post #421 of 442
3/19/09 at 2:18pm
Homer taking on the international terrorists who have taken over the plant:

"NOT ON MY SHIFT!"
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post #422 of 442
3/19/09 at 2:21pm
One of my favorites two. This whole scene, with Burns and his Nazi snowmen kills me everytime.
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^One of my absolute favorite Simpsons moments - especially Lincoln swinging a weapon and saying, "Ittttttt's SHOWTIME!"
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post #423 of 442
3/19/09 at 2:22pm
I've always been partial to this one myself:
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post #424 of 442
3/19/09 at 2:55pm
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"Grandpa, how did you take your underwear off without taking off your pants?"

"I don't know..."
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post #425 of 442
3/19/09 at 3:55pm
I've always loved Otto's "ZEPPELIN RULES!!!" as he drifts out into the sea.
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post #426 of 442
3/19/09 at 4:21pm
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Originally Posted by Sonic Boom View Post
I've always loved Otto's "ZEPPELIN RULES!!!" as he drifts out into the sea.
And in the same episode, Ralph eats the berries.

Bart: "How are they, Ralph? Good?"

Ralph: "They taste like burning!"


Also, "GO BANANA!"
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post #427 of 442
3/19/09 at 4:24pm
It's also has one of my favorite Bart quotes:
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It'll be like "Swiss Family Robinson", but with more cursing. We're gonna live like kings! Damn Hell Ass Kings!
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post #428 of 442
3/19/09 at 5:00pm
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Originally Posted by sackley View Post
You lucky man. Clearly, you either didn't see or your mind erased the leprechaun jockey episode.
I actually really enjoy that episode:

Homer: That horse better win or we're going to take a trip the glue factory....AND HE WON'T GET TO COME!

Homer: Jeeze, I just want to get some horse deelies.
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post #429 of 442
3/19/09 at 5:01pm
Speaking of profanity:

Homer: "Kids, will you step out for a second. F..."

Flanders: "Dear lord, that was the loudest profanity I ever heard."
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post #430 of 442
3/19/09 at 6:51pm
I've been working my way through S9 on DVD lately, and I hit "The Girly Edition" last weekend. Near the end, when Lisa leaves during Bart's live broadcast at the junkyard to save him, she asks Nelson to cover for her.

Nelson sits down, attaches lavelier mic, straightens papers, looks into the camera...

*armpit farts*

I laughed long and hard, yet again.

Then, of course, they switch to Camera B, which he faces, and continues with the pitfarts. So good.
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post #431 of 442
3/19/09 at 7:04pm
"Homer and Apu" has the one moment that kills me everytime I see it:

Apu: I have come to make amends, sir. At first, I blamed you for squealing, but then I realized, it was I who wronged you. So I have come to work off my debt. I am at your service.

Homer: You're...selling what, now?

Apu: I am selling only the concept of karmic realignment.

Homer: You can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos. [slams the door]

Apu: He's got me there.
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post #432 of 442
3/20/09 at 4:55pm
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post #433 of 442
3/20/09 at 4:59pm
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"Curly...straight. Curly...straight..."
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post #434 of 442
3/20/09 at 5:09pm
Nixon's "You'll pay...don't think you won't pay" is a hilarious payoff to the pignapping. Alsos the Dean getting hit by the car.
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"Curly...straight. Curly...straight..."
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post #435 of 442
3/20/09 at 5:26pm
Kennedy: "I'd like to a take moment to express my appreciation for Duff beer."
*applause*
Nixon:"I would also like to express my fondness for that particular beer" *boos*

Homer: The man never drank a Duff in his life
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post #436 of 442
3/20/09 at 5:31pm
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"I don't know how there could have been a meltdown. There wasn't even any nuclear material in the unit!"
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post #437 of 442
4/7/09 at 10:51am
Thread Starter 
The 20 Best Simpsons "Movie-Star" Guest-Spots as per Total Film:

1. Elizabeth Taylor - "Lisa's First Word"
2. Alec Baldwin & Kim Basinger - "When You Dish Upon a Star"
3. Mark Hamill - "Mayored To The Mob"
4. David Duchovny & Gillian Anderson - "The Springfield Files"
5. Meryl Streep - "Bart's Girlfriend"
6. Adam West - "Mr. Plow"
7. Mel Gibson - "Beyond Blunderdome"
8. Mickey Rooney - "Radioactive Man"
9. Patrick Stewart - "Homer the Great"
10. Danny DeVito - ''Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?'' and ''Brother Can You Spare Two Dimes?''
11. Sting - ''Radio Bart''
12. Stan Lee - ''I Am Furious, Yellow''
13. Leonard Nimoy - ''Marge Vs. The Monorail''
14. Donald Sutherland - ''Lisa The Iconoclast''
15. Michelle Pfieffer - ''The Last Temptation Of Homer''
16. Dustin Hoffman - ''Lisa’s Substitute''
17. John Waters - ''Homer’s Phobia''
18. Kirk Douglas - ''The Day The Violence Died''
19. James Woods - "Homer and Apu"
20. Martin Sheen - [I]''The Principal And The Pauper''

http://www.totalfilm.com/features/th...ar-guest-spots

Meh. Hoffman, Waters and Nimoy should be higher up and can't believe I'm uttering this but where's Michael Jackson?
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post #438 of 442
4/7/09 at 11:34am
Adam West's appearance was hilarious. "...Pure... WEST."
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post #439 of 442
4/7/09 at 11:39am
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Adam West's appearance was hilarious. "...Pure... WEST."
Even better:

"And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore? Doesn't anyone remember the bat-tu-si?"

With the horrified look on Homer and the kids' faces.
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post #440 of 442
4/7/09 at 11:44am
was watchin some old stuff off the DVDs last night after 24 and came across this gem...

Homer: "wait a minute...Bart's teachers name is Krabapel? I've been calling her Krandall, why didn't anybody tell me, awww I've been looking like an idiot"

The delivery of the line is just so perfect.
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post #441 of 442
4/7/09 at 11:47am
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Even better:

"And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore? Doesn't anyone remember the bat-tu-si?"

With the horrified look on Homer and the kids' faces.
"Dad, that's not the real Batman!"
"Of course, I'm Batman. See? Here's a picture of me with Robin."
"Who the Hell's Robin?"
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post #442 of 442
4/7/09 at 11:58am
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Originally Posted by FilmNerdJamie View Post
"Dad, that's not the real Batman!"
"Of course, I'm Batman. See? Here's a picture of me with Robin."
"Who the Hell's Robin?"
Funny how that joke became slightly dated after Batman Forever, but now works again.
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