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Cheese & Salsa In A Blender

post #1 of 17
3/13/08 at 11:55pm
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What interesting/fun/snacky ways have you used philadelphia cream cheese?

I like mixing it with salsa and whipping it in a blender and eating it with chips, yum
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post #2 of 17
3/14/08 at 12:29am
I put it on bagels. Toasted bagels.


Crazy I know.
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post #3 of 17
3/14/08 at 2:26am
Cream cheese is about as interesting as watching a bobble-head hula dancer.

THHHIIIINNKK AABBOOUUUT IT.
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post #4 of 17
3/14/08 at 4:51pm
Worst. Shill. Ever.

"I love PHILADELPHIA cream cheese because it's creamy and cheesy!
PHILADELPHIA products are a tasty treat morning noon and night!
Did you know PHILADELPHIA cream cheese tastes EVEN BETTER with salsa?
Let's all go to the store and buy some delicious PHILADELPHIA cream cheese right now!"

See, I can do it better.
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post #5 of 17
3/14/08 at 4:52pm
I spread it on my bare genitalia while I'm visiting third-world countries. You can imagine what happens then.
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post #6 of 17
3/14/08 at 4:54pm
He fixes the cable?




Sorry. Kneejerk.
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post #7 of 17
3/14/08 at 4:56pm
I want to know how this ties into WISEGAL, starring Alyssa Milano and THE Jason Gedrick.
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post #8 of 17
3/14/08 at 5:03pm
Does cream cheese really need poorly disguised corporate pimping on internet message boards? Is the cream cheese industry in that much trouble?
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post #9 of 17
3/14/08 at 5:09pm
Drew,

It certainly shouldn't be, what, with the sinfully delicious taste of Philadelphia Cream Cheese in your grocer's dairy aisle. But, too many Americans today don't realize that Philadelphia-brand cream cheese is the perfect snack for quiet time AND for party time. Just bring out the chips and you've got a creamy, salty snack the whole family will enjoy! Did you know it's even available in convenient new Philadelphia Cream Cheese "Min-Ease" that are the perfect portion for snacking alone, so your desperate, stupid life doesn't take up more landfill space, thus ensuring that your useless crap doesn't choke out the promise of a thousand generations of our children?
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post #10 of 17
3/15/08 at 4:11am
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Originally Posted by The LD View Post
Drew,

It certainly shouldn't be, what, with the sinfully delicious taste of Philadelphia Cream Cheese in your grocer's dairy aisle. But, too many Americans today don't realize that Philadelphia-brand cream cheese is the perfect snack for quiet time AND for party time. Just bring out the chips and you've got a creamy, salty snack the whole family will enjoy! Did you know it's even available in convenient new Philadelphia Cream Cheese "Min-Ease" that are the perfect portion for snacking alone, so your desperate, stupid life doesn't take up more landfill space, thus ensuring that your useless crap doesn't choke out the promise of a thousand generations of our children?
FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP!!
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post #11 of 17
3/15/08 at 4:46am
I usually shit into a bowl
























































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post #12 of 17
3/15/08 at 12:17pm
"I LOVE the smell of Philadelphia Cream Cheese in the morning...

...it smells like...

...Philadelphia..."
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post #13 of 17
3/15/08 at 12:32pm
Anyone do the thing where you wrap up a pickle spear and cream cheese in piece of ham? Sounds gross, but it's awesome.
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post #14 of 17
3/15/08 at 12:40pm
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Originally Posted by Werewolf Girl View Post
Worst. Shill. Ever.

"I love PHILADELPHIA cream cheese because it's creamy and cheesy!
PHILADELPHIA products are a tasty treat morning noon and night!
Did you know PHILADELPHIA cream cheese tastes EVEN BETTER with salsa?
Let's all go to the store and buy some delicious PHILADELPHIA cream cheese right now!"

See, I can do it better.
OMG!! WHERE CAN *I* GET SOME OF THIS FABULOUS PHILADELPHIA CREAM CHEESE THAT SOUNDS DELICOUS THAT YOU SPEAK OF???!!! WHERE? WHEEEERRRE??? TELL ME NOW BEFORE I KILL YOU!!!!

(Wow...sorry, I know I wigged out a little there - I'm just really a *huge* cream cheese fan.)
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post #15 of 17
3/15/08 at 12:55pm
On topic, cream cheese on a warm bagel skeeves me the fuck out. When it gets all runny and melty. Gag inducing.
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post #16 of 17
3/15/08 at 2:25pm
I would try that recipe unless you throw a baby in the blender. It adds more texture. And screams.
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post #17 of 17
3/16/08 at 4:44pm
Goddammit. The shill worked. I want some now.
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