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German brother and sister lose right to bang each other

post #1 of 44
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http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/wor...st.illegal.cnn

If family members, as long as it's consensual, want to have sex with each other then fine. But they should not be allowed to have children. This couple has four kids two of which are mentally disabled. Not to mention the problems the kids will face when they get older and goto high school where others will know their parents are brother and sister.
post #2 of 44
I can't get the sound at work, but their story has been going on for a while. I believe the brother had been jailed once before as well. I remember a statement from the German government stating that the law was in fact to prevent reproduction by incest, because of the higher possibility of mental disabilities.

Seriously, if you just got to bang your hot sister, wrap that rascal.
post #3 of 44
*Cue Dry Heaves*
post #4 of 44
A good one for Adam Carolla's "Germany or Florida" bit. Crazy fucking Germans.
post #5 of 44
Yup, I think Germany has definately one up America in the sick fuck department.
post #6 of 44
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Yup, I think Germany has definately one up America in the sick fuck department.
Oh, ye of little faith...
post #7 of 44
True, what am I saying? No one can beat us in that department. Some how someway someone in our great nation of ours will surpass this. Mark my words.
post #8 of 44
The sister looks like the German version of Chloe O'Brien.
post #9 of 44
So that's the famous German eugenic program.
post #10 of 44
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So that's the famous German eugenic program.
"Well, racism and incest aside, the Nazi party really wasn't all that bad."

You know, that's kind of catchy.
post #11 of 44
Well, that story just gave me a heapin' bowlful of the heebie jeebies. Ugh.
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post #13 of 44
Eeeeew! Gross! Gross! Gross!

I really try to be accepting of other people as long as what they're doing is consensual and it's making them happy but...eeeeeeeeeew.

It's really quite gross and creepy enough on it's own, but then they had FOUR kids? Why would you knowingly do that? How fucked up and cruel do you have to be to doom your children to horrible horrible lives and mental disabilities? People suck!
post #14 of 44
If their kids have kids maybe we get to see the next step in human evolution. And the best family tree in history.
post #15 of 44
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If their kids have kids maybe we get to see the next step in human evolution. And the best family tree in history.
I assume you were smoking a pretty big blunt when you typed this out.
post #16 of 44
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If their kids have kids maybe we get to see the next step in human evolution. And the best family tree in history.
Or at least the most aerodynamic.
post #17 of 44
The family portrait:


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I really try to be accepting of other people as long as what they're doing is consensual and it's making them happy but...eeeeeeeeeew.
Same here. But then it becomes time for me to be a big ol' hypocrite and say, "Yeah, I'm cool with you doing whatever you want - except THAT."
post #18 of 44
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How fucked up and cruel do you have to be to doom your children to horrible horrible lives and mental disabilities?
They couldn't keep their hands off each other, they were at it like rabbits, hammering away all night long like the fucking Duracell bunny, writhing around in a frenzy of sweat and hair.
post #19 of 44
But the story says he was adopted. If it was okay for Richie and Margot then why isn't okay here?
post #20 of 44
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They couldn't keep their hands off each other, they were at it like rabbits, hammering away all night long like the fucking Duracell bunny, writhing around in a frenzy of sweat and hair.
Who are you? VC Andrews?
post #21 of 44
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The family portrait:



Same here. But then it becomes time for me to be a big ol' hypocrite and say, "Yeah, I'm cool with you doing whatever you want - except THAT."
I don't even think it's all that hypocritical. As far as consensual incest goes I'd generally say "Eeew! You can do that if you want I guess but stay the hell away from me you freaks!"

But when it comes to having CHILDREN through incest, knowingly putting them at risk of deformity and mental disabilities (And big surprise, 2 out of the 4 are thus afflicted) that is where I start to take real issue.

How can these people look at their disabled children every day and live with what they've done? How can they go to sleep at night knowing that they brought these little kids into a world of sickness and suffering?
post #22 of 44
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But the story says he was adopted. If it was okay for Richie and Margot then why isn't okay here?
Because they are actually brother and sister by blood. He was adopted into a different family when they were young and they only met when they were older.
post #23 of 44
It's always something with the fucking Germans.
post #24 of 44
"Incest Still Illegal"

God bless CNN for their hardhitting journalism.
post #25 of 44
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I assume you were smoking a pretty big blunt when you typed this out.
Are you telling me you don't want to see people with 3 arms, 14 toes, a cleft pallet, and completely bereft of body hair? Plus the first family tree to be a continuous loop?
post #26 of 44
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Plus the first family tree to be a continuous loop?
I'm trying to figure out how many generations deep you need to go before your incestuous family tree is the sign for infinity.

I'm thinking 4.
post #27 of 44
Banging family members is only acceptable starting with second cousins. Anything closer is just wrong.
post #28 of 44
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Banging family members is only acceptable starting with second cousins. Anything closer is just wrong.
Straight from the bayou folks!

<3
post #29 of 44
on the flip side from Scientific American.


When Incest Is Best: Kissing Cousins Have More Kin



http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=...-is-best-kissi
post #30 of 44
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Straight from the bayou folks!

<3
Sleeping with strangers can be dangerous. Plus, if you get married, you only have to worry about one Christmas.
post #31 of 44
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Because they are actually brother and sister by blood. He was adopted into a different family when they were young and they only met when they were older.
Where have I heard this before? Got it...

post #32 of 44
Oh, that's where the Ewoks came from.
post #33 of 44
I had an ex who - I found out AFTER we broke up, thank you very much - was dying to fuck his cousin. How did I find this out, you ask? Well, turns out my dimwit ex confided this to one of his friends, and then proceeded to act like such a dickhead that his friend sided up with me in the breakup. And what happens to good friends when you behave like a bad friend? They sing like canaries about anything horrifying that's been confided to them - like a bad friend wanting to fuck their own cousin. Anyway, according to his former friend, my ex didn't fuck his cousin (at that point in time, anyway) because she was mentally ill - not because she was his cousin, but because she was mentally ill!
post #34 of 44
Once again, Hicks says it best:

"'I wanna introduce you to my wife and sister', and there's one girl standing there. What does your family tree look like, a stump?"
post #35 of 44
Hey, we got family trees out here in the Pine Barrens that don't fork. But, boy, can them water-heads play a mean banjo!



Now that's some fancy finger-pickin', y'all!
post #36 of 44
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I had an ex who - I found out AFTER we broke up, thank you very much - was dying to fuck his cousin. How did I find this out, you ask? Well, turns out my dimwit ex confided this to one of his friends, and then proceeded to act like such a dickhead that his friend sided up with me in the breakup. And what happens to good friends when you behave like a bad friend? They sing like canaries about anything horrifying that's been confided to them - like a bad friend wanting to fuck their own cousin. Anyway, according to his former friend, my ex didn't fuck his cousin (at that point in time, anyway) because she was mentally ill - not because she was his cousin, but because she was mentally ill!
In your ex's defense, maybe his cousin looked like Denise Richards...
post #37 of 44
I know some hot twins that make out at parties. Its weird and me and my friends have always talked about how fucked up and wrong it is but I'll be damned if we don't just keep inviting them.
post #38 of 44
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But when it comes to having CHILDREN through incest, knowingly putting them at risk of deformity and mental disabilities (And big surprise, 2 out of the 4 are thus afflicted) that is where I start to take real issue.

How can these people look at their disabled children every day and live with what they've done? How can they go to sleep at night knowing that they brought these little kids into a world of sickness and suffering?
And thus this couple becomes the second best example of why pro-lifers are retarded. Number one is and shall always be Juliana Wetmore. Some people are so eager to reproduce without any thought for their children's' existence that it becomes grotesquely sadistic.
post #39 of 44
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I know some hot twins that make out at parties. Its weird and me and my friends have always talked about how fucked up and wrong it is but I'll be damned if we don't just keep inviting them.
Sasha and Pasha? Or Brooke and Taylor Young? Or.... is it the Bartok Twins?
post #40 of 44
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Hey, we got family trees out here in the Pine Barrens that don't fork. But, boy, can them water-heads play a mean banjo!



Now that's some fancy finger-pickin', y'all!
What's really funny is that kid actually can't play a banjo at all...they had to rig a special shirt so that a REAL banjo player, who is reportedly better looking and normal in every way, could slip his arm through and play the banjo from behind the freak - er...actor.
post #41 of 44
Way to cockblock a brother.
post #42 of 44
Thread Starter 
Australia is joining the mix! Father and daughter had two kids. But one died a few days after birth. Good times!
post #43 of 44
Jesus, what is with these people? Don't they notice that the Match.com emails they're sending out are looping back to their own home computer?
post #44 of 44
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Jesus, what is with these people? Don't they notice that the Match.com emails they're sending out are looping back to their own home computer?
Ain´t that what´s happening when you click on the "related" choice instead of "ass to mouth"?
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