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Kristen David Sex Pics? NSFW

post #1 of 41
3/15/08 at 6:31pm
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Found this online while surfing for porno... apparently the pics are being leaked one by one...










































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post #2 of 41
3/15/08 at 6:59pm
Her number was called. She doesn't have much going on so it should be good press for the movie. It'll put some non-gay men in the seats.
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post #3 of 41
3/15/08 at 7:02pm
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Originally Posted by Brendan View Post
Her number was called. She doesn't have much going on so it should be good press for the movie. It'll put some non-gay men in the seats.
I think you're underestimating the number of pussywhipped straight men that'll have to watch this.
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post #4 of 41
3/15/08 at 7:12pm
I should have added something about that. Now the men would be a little more willing to go.

They probably drew straws or some shit as to who would have to make a sex vid/pics to build up press for the release. No one wants to see Kim Catral naked, Sarah Parker is a married woman with a kid and isn't that other chick a lesbian and no one knows who Kristen Davis is. So she probably got the vote. Plus she's the hottest one of the four so obviously she'd be the better choice.
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post #5 of 41
3/15/08 at 7:18pm
Lesbians are hot! You mean this won't get dudes into seats?

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post #6 of 41
3/15/08 at 7:22pm
Well it's illegal in Germany but I guess the U.S. doesn't care about siblings banging each other.
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post #7 of 41
3/15/08 at 7:27pm
Alec?
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post #8 of 41
3/15/08 at 7:42pm
I think we have Steve Martin's cock there.
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post #9 of 41
3/15/08 at 8:02pm
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
Lesbians are hot! You mean this won't get dudes into seats?
So that's what happened to Mason Reese! Must've met Ms. Dixon at a "borg-a-smord".
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post #10 of 41
3/15/08 at 11:20pm
Speaking for 'Borgs everywhere, we find that last comment offensive.
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post #11 of 41
3/15/08 at 11:24pm
What, no video? Gyp.
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post #12 of 41
3/16/08 at 2:08am
You, sir, have garnered my attention. Now make with a website or more pics.
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post #13 of 41
3/16/08 at 10:20am
Yeah, with the gray pubis, methinks that is Steve Martin's twonjer.
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post #14 of 41
3/16/08 at 3:52pm
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
Lesbians are hot! You mean this won't get dudes into seats?
Why are that alien and field hockey player hanging out together?
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post #15 of 41
3/16/08 at 3:57pm
I think that is Matchbox 20's Rob Thomas.
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post #16 of 41
3/16/08 at 3:58pm
It would be fucking hilarious if it turned out she was banging Edison Chen.
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post #17 of 41
3/16/08 at 9:45pm
Speaking lesbians, I prefer thinking of Kristanna Loken and Michelle Rodriguez. Cunnilingus while learning Bloodrayne lines.
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post #18 of 41
3/16/08 at 11:11pm
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Originally Posted by WinterSoldier View Post
Yeah, with the gray pubis, methinks that is Steve Martin's twonjer.
They were never going out, Steve Martin's girlfriend (and now wife) just looks a lot like Kristen Davis.
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post #19 of 41
3/16/08 at 11:42pm
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
Lesbians are hot! You mean this won't get dudes into seats?

Wait, wait, wait....that's a woman????
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post #20 of 41
3/17/08 at 12:54am
Looks like one of the Weasley brothers from those Harry Potter pictures.
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post #21 of 41
3/17/08 at 1:01am
Why is a thread with a possibly famous woman enthusiastically going for dick taken over by pics of lesbians? Y'all be gay and shit.
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post #22 of 41
3/17/08 at 9:06am
Maybe if she does anal Kabong will learn to spell her name.
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post #23 of 41
3/17/08 at 9:20am
It speaks volumes about my sad sex life that I ventured into this thread with no idea who 'Kristen David' was. Nice to see that it's the cute one from SATC!

That said, I echo the concerns of all those bemoaning the excess of pics of Cynthia Nixon and her fella. They're harshing my buzz.
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post #24 of 41
3/17/08 at 11:22am
Wait, ain't that Juni from Spy Kids?
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post #25 of 41
3/17/08 at 12:43pm
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Originally Posted by MikeShaynePI View Post
Maybe if she does anal Kabong will learn to spell her name.
Oh! Shit, it's Larry David's ex-wife! Good for him. Making a sex tape with her.
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post #26 of 41
3/17/08 at 1:37pm
I have no idea who this is.
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post #27 of 41
3/18/08 at 5:03am
This thread under-delivers on an epic scale.
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post #28 of 41
3/18/08 at 6:08am
Yeah, the title said Pics, as in plural.


The second photo does not count.
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post #29 of 41
3/18/08 at 9:03am
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Originally Posted by Nexus-7 View Post
Yeah, the title said Pics, as in plural.


The second photo does not count.
Man, does it ever not count. *loses boner, wailing sax*
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post #30 of 41
3/18/08 at 12:39pm
It's not really worth posting, but Pic #2 is making the rounds, except the site I found it on has it cropped an blurred. I'm sure one of you all will be able to find the original.
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post #31 of 41
3/18/08 at 1:36pm
Dear God, she's sucking off the Flash.
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post #32 of 41
3/18/08 at 2:01pm
The second pic uncensored:
http://thewendini.blogspot.com/2008/...-sex-tape.html
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post #33 of 41
3/18/08 at 9:33pm
13 of the 20 pics being shopped around are HERE. Some look like Kristin, some don't. Either way, the photos are not hot. I'm going with look-alike.
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post #34 of 41
3/18/08 at 11:25pm
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Originally Posted by BorisTheCheese View Post
That second pic looks nothing like Kristin Davis. I smell another Meg White misfire!
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post #35 of 41
3/20/08 at 12:18am
TMZ claims the pics are real. They may be scummy, but TMZ is almost always right.
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post #36 of 41
3/20/08 at 12:40am
IMDb says otherwise:

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Sex And The City star Kristin Davis has laughed off reports she is the star of an Internet sex tape. Pictures have swept the Internet, appearing to show the clean-cut 43-year-old engaging in a sex act - with the promise of an explicit tape. But Davis' representative insists, "This is not a photo of Kristin Davis. There is no sex tape."
So clearly they're not her! Because, you know, publicists never deny it.
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post #37 of 41
3/20/08 at 12:46am
Well, the publicist is right. There is no sex tape. There are nudie photos from 1992.
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post #38 of 41
3/21/08 at 12:34pm
The mystery man has been found:

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Kristin Davis, the Sex and the City actress responsible for kicking off this week’s sex tape/photo scandals, is still denying it’s her in the pictures that have been making the rounds on the Internet. At this point she’s the only one who thinks it isn’t her in the photos, because we all have eyes.

But the biggest mystery involves the anonymous man also starring in the pictures — and why they are just now being released (besides, of course, to drum up publicity for the SATC movie). Page Six has identified the man as Eric Stapleman, a Santa Fe “no-scent” restaurant owner. Which kind of automatically makes him a tool.

Stapleman is claiming he gave the photos to a friend because he was mad at Kristin. Naturally. Then someone stole the shots from said friend, and voila! Instant publicity for a middle-aged has-been.
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post #39 of 41
3/21/08 at 1:12pm
I know the answer will probably irritate me and make an already bad week worse, but what the fuck is a "no-scent" restaurant? It can't be what the name implies, can it?

Edit: Against my better judgment I looked it up. I shouldn't have.
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post #40 of 41
3/21/08 at 2:10pm
I have actually been to one of these no-scent places. It means you can not be wearing any kind of perfume, cologne, body funk, etc. The theory is it disturbs other patrons and messes up the taste of the food.
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post #41 of 41
3/21/08 at 2:22pm
It seems like the most douchy answer to a non problem ever.
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