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Giant Fucking Out of Control Crane Attacks New York

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No Spider-Man in sight!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23649318
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NEW YORK - A crane mounted to the side of a skyscraper under construction toppled with a roar Saturday, smashing into a block of apartment buildings, killing at least four people and setting off a scramble for survivors in the rubble.

The crane split into pieces as it fell, pulverizing a four-story townhouse and demolishing parts of three other buildings. One man was pulled from the townhouse 3 1/2 hours after the building was crushed.

The New York Fire Department told NBC News that four people were killed and 18 hurt, including two with critical injuries. All the dead were construction workers.

The collapse devastated the affluent block on Manhattan's East Side: Cars were overturned and crushed. A huge dust cloud rose over the neighborhood. Rubble was piled several stories high.

"It's a horrible situation, very gory. There's blood in the street," said Lt. Gov. David Paterson, who takes over as governor for disgraced Eliot Spitzer on Monday.

An intensive rescue operation was under way to find anyone possibly trapped in the rubble on 51st Street near 2nd Avenue.

Fire Commissioner Nicholas Scoppetta said the rescue was "a painstaking hand operation, as we try to remove the rubble so we don't cause further collapse or injure anyone who may still be in that building." He said the operation would continue all night if necessary, including the use of search dogs and thermal-imaging and listening devices.

John LaGreco, who owns Fubar in the crushed building, said he feared one of his employees was dead inside.

"Our bar is done," he said. "The crane crashed the whole building. If I wasn't watching a Yankees game, I would've come to work early and gotten killed."

About 19 of the planned 43-story condominium had been erected, and the crane was scheduled to be extended Saturday so workers could start work on a fresh story, said an owner of the company that manages the construction site.

A piece of steel fell and sheared off one of the ties holding it to the building, causing it to detach and topple, said Stephen Kaplan, an owner of the Reliance Construction Group.

"It was an absolute freak accident," Kaplan said. "All the piece of steel had to do was fall slightly left or right, and nothing would have happened."

Kaplan said the company had subcontracted the work to different companies and was not in charge of the crane. Phone messages and an e-mail left for the crane's owner, New York Crane & Equipment Corp., were not immediately returned.

Kaplan wasn't sure whether any workers at the site were among those killed.

James Kennelly, the lead partner at East 51st Development Company, which was overseeing the project, issued a written statement expressing the group's dismay over the accident.

"There are no words to describe the level of devastation we feel today as a result of this tragic event," he said. "Our heart and prayers are with the families of those who died in this horrible accident. We are also praying for a full recovery for the individuals who have been injured today."

Neighborhood residents said they had complained to the city several times about the construction at the site, saying crews worked illegal hours and the building was going up too fast.

City officials said they had issued 13 violations to the site in the last 27 months, a normal amount for a project of that size. Inspectors examined the crane Friday and found nothing wrong with it.

City Building Department records showed that on March 4, a caller told officials that the upper portions of the crane appeared to lack the proper number of safety ties attaching it to the building.

A city inspector visited the site and determined on March 6 that no violation was warranted.

The collapse comes amid a building boom in New York City and follows a spate of construction accidents in recent months, including some involving cranes.

On Saturday, nearby residents reported hearing a terrible roar as the structure detached from the condominium.

"First I heard a rumble, and it increased, and then it increased," said Bill Reilly, who lives a block away. "It continued building in strength until there was a final vroom! It shook the six-story brick building that I live in."
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Originally Posted by Overlord View Post
No Spider-Man in sight!
Even if he was there, he would've saved one person and taken off! Nice thread title, btw...
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Nice thread title indeed. I figured it was a crane of the mechanical variety, but I was hoping beyond hope it was about the bird.
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Originally Posted by JGButler View Post
Nice thread title indeed. I figured it was a crane of the mechanical variety, but I was hoping beyond hope it was about the bird.


The Giant Claw is not amused.
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Originally Posted by WayDen View Post
Even if he was there, he would've saved one person and taken off! Nice thread title, btw...
Pffffft! That wal crawling creep probably caused the accident in the first place! He's a menace, i tell you!

(Wow, that was pathetic, even for nerd standars)
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There's going to be some law offices working overtime the next couple of weeks.
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
There's going to be some law offices working overtime the next couple of weeks.
You've got that right.
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And somewhere there's an insurance claims manager just DREADING the start of work tomorrow. Most commercial policies have a $1,000,000.00 per occurrence payout limit. Since there's general & subcontractors involved here, all of whom probably have the same insurance limits, there's MILLIONS gonna get paid out on this.
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Originally Posted by IggytheBorg View Post
And somewhere there's an insurance claims manager just DREADING the start of work tomorrow. Most commercial policies have a $1,000,000.00 per occurrence payout limit. Since there's general & subcontractors involved here, all of whom probably have the same insurance limits, there's MILLIONS gonna get paid out on this.
What's the insurance coverage law in New York with the "stacking" of policies? Here in California, we've got an absolutely brutal, "no stacking" mountain of jurisprudence that basically robs policyholders of coverage they paid for, and expected.

Thanks for the praise regarding this thread title. It's my favorite of all time, and is able to eloquently recap one of the many, many, many things that sucked about Spider-Man 3.
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City officials said they had issued 13 violations to the site in the last 27 months, a normal amount for a project of that size.
The fact that there even is a "normal amount" of violations kind of terrifies me, frankly.
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In all fairness, some of those are probably for somewhat innocuous things, like they don't have the latest OSHA regs on hand for the employees to consult (which they never do anyway), or there weren't enough porta johns on site, or something. You'd like to think, wouldn't you, that they'd have shut down operations if anything REALLY significant was found, right?
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Originally Posted by Overlord View Post
What's the insurance coverage law in New York with the "stacking" of policies? Here in California, we've got an absolutely brutal, "no stacking" mountain of jurisprudence that basically robs policyholders of coverage they paid for, and expected.
That I'm not sure of, being a Jersey Schyster. But I know here the general attitude is "the more pockets the better", so as to spread the risk and concomitant expense that will eventually trickle down to the rest of the insurance buying public around as much as possible, so no one person, entity or carrier gets hit TOO hard. In most respects, Jersey and New York tend to be fairly similar, so I'd guess they'll do the same. I'm actually VERY surprised California, long known as one of the most liberal jurisdictions in the country, is so draconian on this point.
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
There's going to be some law offices working overtime the next couple of weeks.
Yeah, even this guy's:



Although I can't say what his record is in construction defect cases.
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Terrible tragedy, but when you are ready to laugh again, please note the bar's name is (edit: was) FUBAR. Awesome.
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Yeah, I did a double take and had to read that part again.
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Wasn't a bad place, either.
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
Terrible tragedy, but when you are ready to laugh again, please note the bar's name is (edit: was) FUBAR. Awesome.
Might have worked just as well if its name were "REBAR".
post #18 of 44
They've struck again!

http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2008/03/25/crane.html

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Miami crane collapse kills two, injures four
Last Updated: Tuesday, March 25, 2008 | 3:38 PM ET
CBC News


Two construction workers are dead and at least four injured after a construction crane collapsed at a building site in Miami Tuesday.

Three construction workers were taken to hospital in critical condition, said Miami Fire Department spokesman Lieutenant Ignatius Carroll. He said the wreckage of the crane was still a danger to workers.

"One thing that's working against us is that the crane is still somewhat unstable," Carroll said. "And we're trying to make sure that it's stable while we are working down there."

Parts of a building on the construction site were wrecked by the falling crane. Carroll said the building was an unoccupied home that the contractor used as an office.

It was the second collapse of a large construction crane in an American city in just under two weeks.

On March 15, a crane toppled in New York City's East Side, killing seven people and injuring 10. Investigators say two metal collars that bound sections of the seven-and-a-half storey crane together burst and left the crane without any support.

It first fell onto the building that was under construction before collapsing onto a neighbouring townhouse. The owner of the townhouse remains in a critical condition and a woman who was staying with him was among the dead.

A New York City building inspector, Edward Marquette, was arrested last week and charged with falsifying business records. New York's police commissioner said Marquette had lied about inspecting the crane.

Relatives of one of the construction workers killed in the incident have launched a $30 million lawsuit against the city government, alleging negligence.
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Oh, that is IT! I demand that we declare war on these fuckers right now.
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Originally Posted by Greg David View Post
Oh, that is IT! I demand that we declare war on these fuckers right now.
Begun, this Crane War has.
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If we fight the cranes on their turf, it'll prevent them from reeking havoc on ours. Am I right, folks?
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OH SHI-

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Construction cranes, and stingrays and Hillary, oh my!
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Oh god, they've been massing their forces and we've been caught unaware again! Damn you Bush administration!
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Nuke 'em from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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And they laughed when I proposed my nextgen crossbreed of Shadows of Collossus and Rainbow Six: Las Vegas. LAUGHED!!
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Are we sure that's not just a set photo of Transformers 2 : Transformerer?
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Giant Fucking Out of Control Crane Strikes Again!

Ups Body Count

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/05/30/cra...pse/index.html
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Spider-man dropped the fucking ball again!
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How did they even get that shot? What? They climb up a post or something?
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Originally Posted by MikeShaynePI View Post
Giant Fucking Out of Control Crane Strikes Again!
C'mon guys, 2 posts back. You don't even need the search function!
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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin View Post
How did they even get that shot? What? They climb up a post or something?
Parker is no longer interested in saving people. Just profiting on the photos.

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C'mon guys, 2 posts back. You don't even need the search function!
Eh, I had just woken up. Sue me.
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Jee-ZUSS!
post #35 of 44
And once again, our President is going on about terrorists while a legitimate threat is allowed to have its way with our nation sans interference.
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That's because all these crane accidents have been perpetuated by our government. In every instance, there's an awful lot of damage for just one crane to have fallen...I'm sure there were explosive devices set in certain structural areas to simulate the crane destroying those parts of the building.
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It called "crane technique"; if do right. . . no can defense.
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That's because all these crane accidents have been perpetuated by our government. In every instance, there's an awful lot of damage for just one crane to have fallen...I'm sure there were explosive devices set in certain structural areas to simulate the crane destroying those parts of the building.
And what of Building 7? For the love of god, won't somebody please think of Building 7?!
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It was only a matter of time, the rampage has finally crossed the Atlantic!


http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/liver...0252-24085874/




I can actually see this from my office window, about a quarter of a mile away but we somehow didn't hear anything. They must be resorting to stealthy guerilla tactics...


Another one collapsed just down the road from here about 2 years ago and squashed some builder in half!
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Just when you think it's safe to go back into the vicinity of Giant Fucking Cranes, they have to go out of control again.
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Originally Posted by Rusty Oysterburger View Post
"Ever seen one as big as that Doris?"
"Oh, you dirty bastard!"
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Just like everything else in England. The crane falls in the opposite direction.

Also Rusty, your avatar sells the post. Nice work.
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Nice fucking hats on the coppers, too.
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Also Rusty, your avatar sells the post. Nice work.
heh, I can just imagine Frank Spencer's bumbling shenanignas resulting in a Fucking Out of Control Crane. Although, only in the mega budget, summer blockbuster remake of Some Mothers Do Ave Em


I've just heard on the news that the Police aren't ruling out sabotage or someone doing it on purpose! I think the Giant Fucking Out of Control Cranes are trying to frame someone and divert the attention away from them.

Damn you, Cranes!
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